# Damn you Scylla!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 29, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515 "2001-09-29T20:32:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/21 "2001-09-30T02:48:19Z")
What, you think maybe somebody would actually believe that you **really** … Oh. Yeah. See your point. ---
**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/22 "2001-09-30T02:56:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by headshok \* > \*\*I think Coors Light is one step below chilled cat spray. \*\* You’ve actually tried this? :eek: ::shaking head:: The Dopers continue to amaze me - the lengths many of you will go to in order to further the fight against ignorance is awe-inspiring. Kudos! ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/23 "2001-09-30T03:01:22Z")
Yes, I too will have to take headshok’s word for this as I lack his culinary experience. ---
**Author:** ![headshok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/24 "2001-09-30T03:57:54Z")
Hey, wait a minute, now, I never said… I mean, I was exaggerating for… that is… Oh, all right. I was trying to impress a girl, OK? And I was doing good until I slammed the cup down and belched out the alphabet. I like Cuervo, though. That’s gotta count for something, doesn’t it? Doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![edwino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@edwino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwino)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/25 "2001-09-30T04:25:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by waterj2 \* > \*\*A hampster on speed, maybe? \*\* Or this dude: [http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.html](http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.html) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/26 "2001-09-30T05:03:48Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **dalovindj** _ > > I shall have to call in a favor, and get in contact with Mr. Richard Gere . . . Yeah, we’re fighting ignorance here… :rolleyes: Esprix ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/27 "2001-09-30T05:13:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elucidator \* > \*\*Of course, Willie has his detractors. Yankees, mostly. \*\* Oh, **HELL** no. You did **NOT** just use the ‘Y’ word on _my_ Mesquite-born, Texas-bred, cornbread-fed lily-white uptight south-of-the-Mason-Dixon-line holler-whenever-the-Lone-Star-Shines self. You, suh, have insulted mah honuh. I **DEMANDS** satisfaction. _SLAP_ ---
**Author:** ![bourbonstew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3e96dc/32.png) [@bourbonstew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bourbonstew)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/28 "2001-09-30T05:26:10Z")
[punch-line to old joke] “…and I don’t know about that tattoo on the left leg or the one on the right, but the one in the middle’s gotta be Willie Nelson”[/yucks] [sub]sorry, had to do it[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/29 "2001-09-30T05:48:27Z")
Esprix - JMHO and not meant as a flame. It’s understood that you hate DJ, but your continuous digs at him are staring to get tiresome. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/30 "2001-09-30T16:04:07Z")
**Apotheosis,** , as much as I share your disdain and dismay, it cannot be denied, I mean, there they are. And thier pernicious influence is growing every day. Don’t know, but I’d be willing to bet there’s a Starbucks in Lubbock! And somebody’s got to **drink** all that Coors, otherwise they’d dump it in the river, and you’d have fish puking for hundreds of miles! But we are somewhat off topic here, we should get back to the original theme of trashing **Scylla**. You knew, didn’t you, that he has collected all of Carrot Top’s appearances on videotape? ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/31 "2001-09-30T20:50:25Z")
**Esprix** I hate to be the one to tell you, but your starting to look, well, sad. Sorry ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/32 "2001-09-30T22:00:13Z")
bourbonstew, that joke fucking slays me. slays me i tell you! the best part is that as long as ol willie lives, he will just look more and more like a vagina. the joke that keeps on giving. as to esprix, he has been taking the low road in regards to dj, but hes gotta right this time. even wildest bill knows that gerbilling/richard gere is the tiredest of ULs. um, doesnt he? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/33 "2001-09-30T23:11:59Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **essvee** _ > > even wildest bill knows that gerbilling/richard gere is the tiredest of ULs. Thank you. And, again, why is this in the Pit? Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/34 "2001-09-30T23:23:39Z")
Oh great. I finally get another pit thread, and that greedy pig esprix comes in and hijacks it, stealing the abuse that should rightfully be mine. Don’t you already have your own pit thread where you are victoriously flaying your opponents? I find your breach of etiquette intolerable. Abuse me or begone. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/35 "2001-09-30T23:41:55Z")
Listen you Amish-squicking, sheep-rimming anti-Christ, you just shut the fuck up and keep your long-winded nose out of this, dig? Esprix ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/36 "2001-10-01T00:13:51Z")
Better. Not quite there yet. ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/37 "2001-10-01T00:42:30Z")
::_SEP Field Generator (Ref - THGTTG - Douglas Adams) chokes, whirs and breaks down_:: What the hell . . .Damn these Somebody Else’s Problem Field Generators . . Not again. . . ::_walks over to generator. Flips switch, no efffect_:: Goddamnit. . .Where’d I put my tool belt . . Oh look. . . Esprix is still standing around with his whiny little bitch attitude. Damn, I’ll have to get this working quick. Oh hell, why not . . .Hey Esprix: > [@](#): > > “Where they sit around describing people whom they claim to hate, yet can’t seem to stop discussing” - Ben Afleck in _ **Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back** _ - describing the internet. Sound familiar? You oughta see that flick freaknut. ::_walks over to SEP generator and hits it “Fonzie Style”. cough. cough. whirrrr, beep. Esprix disappears from field of view_:: There we go. Got it working again. Much better. Last time I shop at best buy. Dalovin’ Dj ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/38 "2001-10-01T00:47:17Z")
Yeah, yeah, try replying to my real rant as linked, dumbass. Oh, and, uh, **Scylla** , your mama was a _Mennonite!_ :eek: Esprix ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515/39 "2001-10-01T09:41:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elucidator \* > \*\*\*\*Apotheosis, **, as much as I share your disdain and dismay, it cannot be denied, I mean, there they are.** Dissin’ Willie don’t make you a Yankee, anymore than a Stetson and a pair of shitkickers can turn a Yankee Texan. > [@](#): > > **Don’t know, but I’d be willing to bet there’s a Starbucks in Lubbock!** …with a dozen Aggies wandering around outside, asking when Admiral Adama is gonna show up. > [@](#): > > \*\*But we are somewhat off topic here, we should get back to the original theme of trashing **Scylla**. > > You knew, didn’t you, that he has collected all of Carrot Top’s appearances on videotape? \*\* Maybe he’s just keeping 'em around for ritual sacrifices. If not, he should have a pair of flaming porcupines shoved up his ass. Sideways. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-scylla/84515.md?page=1)