# Damned annoying ad campaigns!!!   My first post in The Pit!!!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 12, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damned-annoying-ad-campaigns-my-first-post-in-the-pit/5912 "2000-04-12T20:40:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![bj0rn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@bj0rn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bj0rn)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damned-annoying-ad-campaigns-my-first-post-in-the-pit/5912/21 "2000-04-14T14:17:00Z")

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> Damned annoying ad campaigns!!! My first post in The Pit!!!

posting in the pit seems to annoy you just as much as this ad campaign you are talking about!!!

-sorry, not related…

bj0rn - chickens for sale…!

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(You know, I find it helps to copy it to WordPad and then fix all the punctuation errors, etc., so they’re not so distracting. Then I usually light some incense, sacrifice a chicken to the spirit of Kate Turabian, and get really drunk. Then it actually starts to make sense.) - notthemama

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damned-annoying-ad-campaigns-my-first-post-in-the-pit/5912/22 "2000-04-15T02:28:00Z")

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Who the hell is Tom Bodette when he’s not doing Motel 6 ads? Am I supposed to have heard of him? I can’t even describe how irritating those ads are

“We’ll leave a light on for ya”

ARRRGH!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DIE DIE DIE DIE D I E DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!

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**Author:** ![cumberbunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/db5fbb/32.png) [@cumberbunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cumberbunk)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damned-annoying-ad-campaigns-my-first-post-in-the-pit/5912/23 "2000-04-15T05:34:00Z")

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I’m surprised MENTOS haven’t been mentioned. Those things drive me nutty! Everybody is crawling around with smiles and apparently in their world it’s ok to go through someones car. I would personally shove that little roll of Mentos up your @%##$% if you did that. But that’s just me.

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damned-annoying-ad-campaigns-my-first-post-in-the-pit/5912/24 "2000-04-15T07:54:00Z")

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> Originally posted by bj0rn:  
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> > Damned annoying ad campaigns!!! My first post in The Pit!!!
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> posting in the pit seems to annoy you just as much as this ad campaign you are talking about!!!
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> -sorry, not related…
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> bj0rn - chickens for sale…!
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Whooosh!!

The exception proving the rule, I don’t remember the foodie dotcom that perpetrates these abominations, but the commercials all feature obnoxious people, _revolting_ looking food and the most grating, weird, rip-your-ears-off music.

One spot shows distinctly unhappy-looking people shoving one another around a kitchen and staggering to the table with huge platters filled with something that looks like steaming offal.

Another shows an inane couple on a patio proudly creating their prized recipe: enormous hamburgers the size of Pirelli tires, only less appetizing.

I’ll never understand the psychology of making the end product repellent.

Veb

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damned-annoying-ad-campaigns-my-first-post-in-the-pit/5912/25 "2000-04-15T07:58:00Z")

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Cumberbunk, have you ever seen the Foo Fighters video for the song “Big Me”? I haven’t the faintest idea how the song goes, because the video makes me laugh so hard I can’t hear the music. It’s a great spoof of several Mentos commercials.

Ads I hate:

All of them. Hrm, but I probably hate some more than others. Let’s see…

- the radio ad for some .com where this guy tries to get a reservation at a restaurant by explaining that he’s the brother-in-law to the chef’s frat brother’s niece’s dentist or something like that. It makes me want to break the radio.

- Tom Shane’s voice. Need I say more?

- Paul from the Diamond Center. I haven’t seen one of those for a long time, but I - and every other Bay Area resident, probably - remember those ads with horror.

- psychic hotline ads on the Prevue channel.

- ads for anything on Fox Family Channel on the Prevue channel.

- all of them.

- informercials. All infomercials.

- car commercials. God, I hate car commericals. They’re all the same, and they’re all stupid! Look at me, I’m driving around in the middle of the desert/water/wheat fields/mountains. Like anyone ever drives in any of those places.

- perfume ads. I saw the Calvin Klein He/She ad today, and it made me want to puke.

Thats all for now. I guess. I really hate ads.

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**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damned-annoying-ad-campaigns-my-first-post-in-the-pit/5912/26 "2000-04-15T08:40:00Z")

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The one I hate is the one on spanish TV, with the young Hispanic couple w/ a truck, suddenly arriving in the past & helping the Aztecs build a temple or something. The next scene should be the priest ripping their hearts out w/ an obsidian knife!

My local NBC sta runs CONSTANT commercials for any made-for-tv “special”, so much so, that by the time the “special” comes around we are so sick of it that they couldn’t PAY us to watch!

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