# Dancing cow video

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-cow-video/710195>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 18, 2015, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-cow-video/710195 "2015-01-18T19:01:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-cow-video/710195/1 "2015-01-18T19:01:50Z")

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Mundane? Yes.

Pointless? Yes.

Somebody dancing (quite well) in a cow costume? Yes.

[Dancing cow video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiEk-E5F1C0#t=47)

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**Author:** ![Lorene89095](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@Lorene89095](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorene89095)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-cow-video/710195/2 "2015-01-18T19:53:49Z")

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He/she really is good!

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-cow-video/710195/3 "2015-01-18T22:22:59Z")

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I can’t quite make out the logo on the chest. What are they advertising?

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-cow-video/710195/4 "2015-01-18T22:54:10Z")

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> [@mbh](#):
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> I can’t quite make out the logo on the chest. What are they advertising?

It is the Alpura dairy company of Mexico.

> **[Alpura (company)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpura_%28company%29)**
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> Ganaderos Productores de Leche Pura, S.A.P.I. de C.V., commonly known as Alpura, is a Mexican dairy product company founded in 1973, based in Mexico City. Alpura products are sold in 27 states in Mexico and exported to the United States.
> Alpura was founded in 1973 by a group of dairy producers from various parts of Mexico. They created the Asociación Nacional de Productores de Leche Pura S.A. de C.V or Alpura with the goal of producing fresh milk across Mexico, the first company to do so. At t...

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**Author:** ![Ionizer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5daacb/32.png) [@Ionizer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ionizer)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-cow-video/710195/5 "2015-01-18T23:08:18Z")

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Awesome job by performer. Looks like little expense was spared to have that costume designed to move so well with him/her and still be light enough to make the snappy moves seen. Moving a big ol’ head can’t be easy, LOL.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-cow-video/710195/6 "2015-01-19T13:07:01Z")

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That’s quite charming! The performer is milking the situation for all its worth.

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**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-cow-video/710195/7 "2015-01-19T13:35:52Z")

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All I can think of is what a sweat-fest it must be in that foam suit - {shudder}

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**Author:** ![AnaMen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@AnaMen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnaMen)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-cow-video/710195/8 "2015-01-19T16:13:13Z")

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I’m left thinking that somehow if I had a cow suit I could dance like this too…

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**Author:** ![LurkerInNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@LurkerInNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkerInNJ)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-cow-video/710195/9 "2015-01-19T17:52:56Z")

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard …

Damn, that mascot is good.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-cow-video/710195/10 "2015-01-20T00:50:01Z")

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This totally fucking rocks!

I’m not sure why **Little Nemo** linked to :47 seconds in… [the whole thing is awesome](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiEk-E5F1C0)!

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DiEk-E5F1C0/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AHIAYAC6AKKAgwIABABGHIgUig9MA8=&rs=AOn4CLCmsdgtEyHBzxX9JL3vgDWWwoeXgQ "Supermarket cow Milk Shake dance - Tik Tok challenge") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiEk-E5F1C0)

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**Author:** ![lilihob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9adbd/32.png) [@lilihob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilihob)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-cow-video/710195/11 "2015-01-20T15:20:42Z")

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Must be the same performer in the suit, there are quite a few “dancing alpura cow” , but this one is too talented.  
The tune isn’t quite as funky, but the splits! My Og! The splits!
