# Dancing on the grave of Bill Janklow

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-on-the-grave-of-bill-janklow/609805>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 17, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-on-the-grave-of-bill-janklow/609805 "2012-01-17T16:17:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Hbns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hbns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hbns)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-on-the-grave-of-bill-janklow/609805/1 "2012-01-17T16:17:30Z")

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You finally got what you fucking deserve you officious prick!

I am not a believer in the afterlife, but in this case I make an exception as [justice was never served in this world](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=236308). I hope that [Randy Scott](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Janklow#Vehicular_manslaughter) is there to punch you in your weaselly mouth. No, fuck that. I hope he runs your ass down in a Cadillac just as you walk through the Pearly Gates you skeezy piece of shit.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-on-the-grave-of-bill-janklow/609805/2 "2012-01-18T06:50:00Z")

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Who the fuck was he? South fucking Dakota? I’m more pissed off that Wikipedia is hijacking Chrome when I try to look him up.

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-on-the-grave-of-bill-janklow/609805/3 "2012-01-18T07:35:28Z")

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Without wiki I cannot respond to your post!!!

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-on-the-grave-of-bill-janklow/609805/4 "2012-01-18T07:42:33Z")

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He was the obscure governor of obscure South Dakota, who was involved in an incident back in 2004 where he was driving recklessly and hit a motorcyclist, who died. He also supposedly raped a beautiful Indian maiden, which is slightly more upsetting to me, if indeed it happened. From all of his pictures, he looks exceptionally untrustworthy. He was very odd looking.

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-on-the-grave-of-bill-janklow/609805/5 "2012-01-18T07:43:20Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Who the fuck was he? South fucking Dakota? I’m more pissed off that Wikipedia is hijacking Chrome when I try to look him up.

Simply turn off javascript before visiting the page.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-on-the-grave-of-bill-janklow/609805/6 "2012-01-18T10:37:31Z")

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But that requires EFFORT! And the same amount of effort tomorrow! When will it end?

Other than tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-on-the-grave-of-bill-janklow/609805/7 "2012-01-18T13:19:39Z")

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One person who (if he’s still around) might be figuratively dancing on Janklow’s grave is Peter Matthiesen, who wrote “In The Spirit Of Crazy Horse” (detailing lurid charges against Janklow) and who was unsuccessfully sued by him for libel.

It appears that Janklow, at the end of his life had few regrets…make that [one regret](http://news.yahoo.com/former-south-dakota-governor-janklow-facing-terminal-cancer-015348011.html).

"“I gave a damn about what I did,” he said. “If I had it to do over I would do everything I did except I would stop at a stop sign.”

I lived in South Dakota during the Janklow Reign and have few fond memories.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-on-the-grave-of-bill-janklow/609805/8 "2012-01-18T14:40:35Z")

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How on earth did he manage to find another car to hit in South Dakota?

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**Author:** ![Sudden\_Kestrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Sudden\_Kestrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sudden_Kestrel)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-on-the-grave-of-bill-janklow/609805/9 "2012-01-18T15:28:57Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> How on earth did he manage to find another car to hit in South Dakota?

'Twasn’t a car. 'Twas a motorcycle. Wandered in by accident, I presume.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-on-the-grave-of-bill-janklow/609805/10 "2012-01-18T15:55:04Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> He was the obscure governor of obscure South Dakota, who was involved in an incident back in 2004 where he was driving recklessly and hit a motorcyclist, who died.

Randolph Scott.  
_removes hat_

> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> Without wiki I cannot respond to your post!!!

Just click on “[Cached](http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?hl=en&gbv=2&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1467l4556l0l4821l12l10l0l1l1l0l405l1620l0.1.4.0.1l6l0&q=cache:dpHgNcK1u9oJ:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Janklow+Bill+Janklow&ct=clnk)”.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-on-the-grave-of-bill-janklow/609805/11 "2012-01-18T16:00:02Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> He also supposedly raped a beautiful Indian maiden

Indian maiden?

“Please don’t fuck me, Hiawatha!”

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-on-the-grave-of-bill-janklow/609805/12 "2012-01-18T16:04:10Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> Randolph Scott.  
> _removes hat_

_golf clap_

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-on-the-grave-of-bill-janklow/609805/13 "2012-01-18T16:58:28Z")

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> [@aldiboronti](#):
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> Simply turn off javascript before visiting the page.

Thanks for this. You have saved me from having to actually do some work. 😃
