# Dancing with the Stars -- DWTS -- Spring 2013

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 26, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431 "2013-02-26T13:52:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/1 "2013-02-26T13:52:53Z")

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The cast is announced. The big news – Derek is back! (But no Maks!)

The big WTF star is Andy Dick. Seriously, Andy Dick?

And Tristan got Dorothy Hamill.

Wynonna Judd (paired with Tony Dovolani)  
D.L. Hughley (Cheryl Burke)  
Jacoby Jones (Karina Smirnoff)  
Lisa Vanderpump (Gleb Savchenko)  
Andy Dick (Sharna Burgess)  
Victor Ortiz (Lindsay Arnold of “So You Think You Can Dance”)  
Zendaya Coleman (Disney Channel, “Shake it Up”; with Val Chmerkovskiy)  
Aly Raisman (Mark Balas)  
Ingo Rademacher (“General Hospital”; with Kym Johnson)  
Kellie Pickler (Derek Hough)  
Dorothy Hamill (Olympic star, figure skating; with Tristan McaManus)

[Link](http://www.mlive.com/tv/index.ssf/2013/02/dancing_with_the_stars_2013_ca.html).

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/2 "2013-02-26T13:56:18Z")

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Couple of new female pros. I think I’d heard that Anna wouldn’t be back this season – who else is missing? Was Chelsie Hightower on last season?

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/3 "2013-02-26T14:07:08Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Kellie Pickler (Derek Hough)  
> Lisa Vanderpump (Gleb Savchenko)  
> Dorothy Hamill (Olympic star, figure skating; with Tristan McaManus).

You explained who Dorothy Hamill is, but Kellie Pickler and Lisa Vanderpump are supposed to be self-explanatory? I must be getting old… 😉

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/4 "2013-02-26T14:28:16Z")

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> [@hogarth](#):
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> You explained who Dorothy Hamill is, but Kellie Pickler and Lisa Vanderpump are supposed to be self-explanatory? I must be getting old… 😉

Heh. There’s a list lower down on the linked page where rumored contestants are listed, with IDs –

Andy Dick – Comedian, “Celebrity Rehab”  
Lisa Vanderpump – Appears on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”  
D.L. Hughley – Comedian  
Wynonna Judd – Country music star  
Kellie Pickler – Former “American Idol” singer  
Aly Raisman – One of U.S.A. Olympic team’s “fierce five.”  
Jacoby Jones – Baltimore Ravens wide receiver  
Victor Ortiz – Boxer

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/5 "2013-02-26T14:31:31Z")

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Pickler is American Idol royalty. I can’t remember what place she came in on her season, but she’s had a decent(ish) career since.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/6 "2013-02-26T14:35:28Z")

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I’m okay with Maks being gone for a season. I hope Kellie has some skill, she’s cute as a bug. I don’t know much about most of the others.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/7 "2013-02-26T18:12:48Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Pickler is American Idol royalty. I can’t remember what place she came in on her season, but she’s had a decent(ish) career since.

Kelli Pickler is from the 2006 Idol season and she also went on to be a country singer like Wynonna. So far Kelli has released three albums and I look forward to seeing both her and Wynonna show the world what they have on the dance floor. 🙂 🙂 🙂

God bless you and them always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/8 "2013-02-26T18:14:20Z")

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That’s two country stars, right? Hopefully, they’ll split the country vote and/or at least one will have rhythm.

Surprised that Derek is back. And it seems like they’re stacking the deck for Mark to win. Placing Andy Dick (who is an awful personality) with a new pro seems mean. And Tristan gets another “woman of a certain age.”

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/9 "2013-02-26T18:24:25Z")

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^^^ I predict that Kelli will do fine out there. Its Wynonna that I worry about. ☹ ☹ ☹

God bless you and her and Kelli always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

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**Author:** ![Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Long_Time_First_Time)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/10 "2013-02-26T19:10:16Z")

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One of the professional dancer’s credits was that she was 8th on So You Think You Can Dance. Guess any cross-over audience is a good thing. Anybody remember LINDSAY ARNOLD from SYTYCD?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/11 "2013-02-26T19:52:58Z")

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> [@Long\_Time\_First\_Time](#):
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> One of the professional dancer’s credits was that she was 8th on So You Think You Can Dance. Guess any cross-over audience is a good thing. Anybody remember LINDSAY ARNOLD from SYTYCD?

Lacey Schwimmer also came from SYTYCD, didn’t she?

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/12 "2013-02-26T20:57:15Z")

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So, who’ll be the trainwreck? (a la Tucker Carlson)

1.I guess I’m rooting for D.L. (Cheryl fan)  
2.How dirty should I feel when I realized Zendaya is still JB?

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/13 "2013-02-26T21:33:28Z")

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Dorthy Hamill should do really well if she’s still in reasonable shape. Is she still in the Ice Capades shows? I know [she bought the Ice Capades](http://articles.latimes.com/1993-10-26/news/vw-49982_1_ice-capades) and was starring as Cinderella in 1993.

Mark gets the gymnast this season. She’ll be tough to beat.

I’m a fan of Pickler. Love her music. I hope there’s some dance talent there.

Watch out for Jacoby Jones. I’m expecting that he’ll be as good as Hines Ward. Especially with Karina training him. They should be fun to watch.

Kym is on this seasons Australian Apprentice. She’ll have to return for the live finale filming in a couple months.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/14 "2013-02-26T22:15:32Z")

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Did some checking and Dorothy is still skating. She should be in good shape. She’s not in her thirties like Kristi Yamaguchi was on dwts, but I think Dorothy will surprise people.. I’m looking forward to seeing Tristan with a good partner.

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> Olympic Gold Medalist, Dorothy Hamill has continued to skate professionally in Stars on Ice, but dancing on DWTS will be a complete switch for her. At age 56, Hamill is venturing out in new areas and will make viewers talk about her once again.

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**Author:** ![FeAudrey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7feea3/32.png) [@FeAudrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FeAudrey)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/15 "2013-02-26T23:17:08Z")

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> [@amarinth](#):
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> That’s two (disfavored group), right? Hopefully, they’ll split the (disfavored group) vote and/or at least one will have (desirable ability).

One (wo)man’s poison is another one’s meat, so two or more from (disfavored group) will likely bring in even more fans of Those People.

And, since viewers get as many votes are there are remaining contestants, there will be plenty of votes to support Them.

Which means that you may be stuck watching (disfavored group) contestants for a lot longer than you, personally, would like. 😛

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/16 "2013-02-26T23:59:01Z")

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First, please don’t change my words inside of quotes.

Second, I like Sara Evans’s music and Billy Ray Cyrus’s attitude but both of them were awful dancers whose fanbases kept them in far longer than their dancing ability and/or improvement warranted. I would personally rather like to see all of the contestants dance well and get better from week to week. However, if someone really, really, unquestionably doesn’t, I do get a bit annoyed with their fans who keep voting for them anyway.

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/17 "2013-02-27T00:20:49Z")

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^^^ I would love to see Sara come back and finish what she started since we will never know how far she would have gotten had she not left on her own.

God bless you and her always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly

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**Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/18 "2013-02-27T00:47:14Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Lacey Schwimmer also came from SYTYCD, didn’t she?

Yes, as did Chelsie Hightower.

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**Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/19 "2013-02-27T01:28:16Z")

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> [@FeAudrey](#):
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> One (wo)man’s poison is another one’s meat, so two or more from (disfavored group) will likely bring in even more fans of Those People.

> [@amarinth](#):
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> First, please don’t change my words inside of quotes.

**FeAudrey** , it’s not just a matter of courtesy, [it’s against the rules](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7697048&postcount=11) to change material inside quote boxes:

> [@](#):
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> Text inside “QUOTE” tags is sacrosanct.

Please don’t do this again.

**twickster** , who’s not just a rabid DWTS fan but a moderator too.

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**Author:** ![FeAudrey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7feea3/32.png) [@FeAudrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FeAudrey)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dancing-with-the-stars-dwts-spring-2013/651431/20 "2013-02-27T02:48:41Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> **FeAudrey** , it’s not just a matter of courtesy, [it’s against the rules](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7697048&postcount=11) to change material inside quote boxes:  
> Please don’t do this again.
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> **twickster** , who’s not just a rabid DWTS fan but a moderator too.

Sorry; I thought that the parentheses was a permitted (and understood) convention. I wasn’t trying to change the OP’s meaning, merely to indicate a pattern I thought I had spotted.

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