# Dang, Jennifer Tilly is hot... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 18, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820 "2005-04-18T01:30:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/1 "2005-04-18T01:30:01Z")
[Here](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0743052/HH/0743052/brentandtillycharity.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Tilly,%20Jennifer) But are they REAL? ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/2 "2005-04-18T01:43:15Z")
My neighbor just ordered a BMW 325i. Jet Black exterior, and Beige Leatherette interior. You know, not real leather. Fake. Guess what? I’d still take it. ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/3 "2005-04-18T01:47:16Z")
Personally, I think they might be real…but it really doesn’t matter, she’s still walking, talking, breathing hotness ---
**Author:** ![Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carnac_the_Magnificent)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/4 "2005-04-18T01:47:48Z")
> [@DirkGntly](#): > > [Here](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0743052/HH/0743052/brentandtillycharity.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Tilly,%20Jennifer) > But are they REAL? Not even close. Not that “fake” stopped 3 billion men from ogling. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/5 "2005-04-18T02:10:08Z")
A good push-up bra can make natural bazooms look phony. I have seen nude shots where Jennifer Tilly’s gazongas looked saggy enough to be real. The store-bought kind generally don’t sag like that. ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/6 "2005-04-18T02:12:02Z")
> [@pinkfreud](#): > > A good push-up bra can make natural bazooms look phony. I have seen nude shots where Jennifer Tilly’s gazongas looked saggy enough to be real. The store-bought kind generally don’t sag like that. CITE?? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/7 "2005-04-18T02:14:48Z")
She’s a stunner, though. Always liked Jennifer Tilly – the high, breathless, squeaky voice, the voluptuous body, the cute face. Any fans of hers ought to see _Bound_, the first movie by the Wachowski Brothers, where Tilly and Gina Gershon play lesbian lovers who rip off the Mob. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/8 "2005-04-18T02:22:54Z")
In the movie “The Wrong Guy” starring her and David Foley at one point she’s wearing just a nightgown when she goes to his room at night. He has her stand in front of a very bright light. Damn I lent my copy out. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/9 "2005-04-18T02:26:32Z")
They are real. Trust me on this one. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/10 "2005-04-18T02:26:24Z")
A simple Google image search of Jennifer Tilly (with safe search off) will return some nice results. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/11 "2005-04-18T02:39:02Z")
[Seinfeld] [They’re real, and they’re spectacular!](http://www.stanthecaddy.com/sounds-sidra-theyre-real-and-spectacular.html) [/Seinfeld] ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/12 "2005-04-18T02:49:26Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > A simple Google image search of Jennifer Tilly (with safe search off) will return some nice results. Ok, I turned of the safety protocols in the holode…er…I mean, I disabled the filters in Google and sure enough, I think they’re real… …to bad she’s a smoker, though, from what I can tell from some of the pics. For some reason, that just kills the hotness of a woman for me… ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/13 "2005-04-18T03:34:44Z")
I’ve never seen fake ones that shape, but I have occasionally seen real ones that shape. Those are certainly prime specimens, in any case. If they’re fake, her surgeon is the best I’ve heard of. ---
**Author:** ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/14 "2005-04-18T03:36:48Z")
> [@DirkGntly](#): > > …to bad she’s a smoker, though, from what I can tell from some of the pics. For some reason, that just kills the hotness of a woman for me… _“If she smokes, she pokes.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/15 "2005-04-18T05:42:27Z")
Was she the yoga-doing chick in **The Big Chill**? I may need to take another cold shower… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@The\_Hook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hook)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/16 "2005-04-18T06:06:33Z")
Why can’t you tell if they’re real or not? They’re real! For once, the breasts are real. The actress… I don’t know. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/17 "2005-04-18T06:30:17Z")
> [@Oslo Ostragoth](#): > > Was she the yoga-doing chick in **The Big Chill**? I may need to take another cold shower… No, that was her sister Meg. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/18 "2005-04-18T13:00:01Z")
[MrSkin.com](http://MrSkin.com) says that they are real. Dunno how he knows though, so I’m not sure we can take his word for it. I guess I’ll need first-hand verification. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/19 "2005-04-18T13:12:59Z")
> [@DirkGntly](#): > > [Here](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0743052/HH/0743052/brentandtillycharity.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Tilly,%20Jennifer) > But are they REAL? I think she is, but he looks fake to me. ---
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820/20 "2005-04-18T13:31:41Z")
Thanks, I’ll be in my bunk. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dang-jennifer-tilly-is-hot/299820.md?page=2)