Rainy Day Funtime Indoor Jarts
Baby’s first Beermaker
Lil’ Shavers Little Shaver Kit
Stephen Hawking’s Black Hole Generator 2000
Lil’ Samurai’s Junior Seppuku Kit
My First SPAM-bot: Children’s First Mass Emailing Project Kit
Hasbro’s "Mr Grenade Head"
New Armor Piercing Lawn Darts!
Nice one inky!… hungry hungry tapeworms! hillarious!
RC mini steak knife, from Let’s Help Mommy
Bag of LEGO pretzels. (Super realistic!)
Kaleidoscope brand jumbo-sized laser pointer. We proudly put our name on all of our products.
For the educated Dopers: “My First Sexual Experience”, a book by Trojan. Illustrated by Durex.
Lil’ Tykes First X-Ray Machine
Human Torch…contains a bag of oily rags and a lighter…
Dr. Monoxide’s Indoor Internal Combustion Engine - learn how a real engine works!
Capt’n Patches Pirate Sun-gazing Spyglass.
Gallon o’ Mercury.
Crazy Kidz Stuntcar Driver Playset - contains booster seat and pedal extenders along with easty to read instructions for kids to use on mom or dad’s real car!
buckgully LOL
From Handy Andy Tools “My Little Nail Gun”.
That was funny.
somethingawful did this idea a while ago, some of my favs were
Coprolalia Kitty - the plushie which teaches swear words
The Electric Sit and Spin
Cardinal Berard Law’s “Dress Me Up” Alter Boy
Lil’ Electrician Playset
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Mattell’s Junior Deputy “I’m the Neighborhood FBI Informant” Badge.
Do-It-Yourself Body Piercing Kit. Comes with list of emergency phone numbers.
Bungee Jumpking for kids
Daddy Is Hurting Mommy Because He Loves Her - Junior Development Books
What’s Up Rover’s Butt? - A SmartKids Inquire First Flip Book
The Milkshake Under The Kitchen Sink - Kevorkian Kids Interactive Books
Where Uncle Randy Keeps His Candy - NAMBLA New Library
Pretty Girls Don’t Eat - Julie Bulimia, Young Adults Classics
Easy-Bake pint-sized meth lab.