# Dante's Action Hero Mafia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 29, 2015, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988 "2015-09-29T22:59:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![Dante\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dante\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante_G)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/201 "2015-10-03T16:54:40Z")

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Just have to wait and see.

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**Author:** ![HookerChemical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@HookerChemical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HookerChemical)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/202 "2015-10-03T17:03:22Z")

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> [@Plumpudding](#):
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> Please, I do hope you’ll show up here during the night too. Lots of fun to be had.

I’m not taking notes or logging things in Excel, but I’m around. No keyboard either, so I can blame stupid thing I say on my phone.

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**Author:** ![HookerChemical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@HookerChemical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HookerChemical)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/203 "2015-10-03T17:07:29Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> I’ve been wondering who else is in the game… Axel Foley? Tango & Cash? Rambo? Action Jackson? Idle speculation for now.

Turner and Hooch.

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**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/204 "2015-10-03T17:53:30Z")

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After being told countless times that I should see the animated series of The Tick, I’m finally doing it. The pilot was pretty great! I really liked The Caped Chameleon.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/205 "2015-10-03T18:57:25Z")

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The problem comes when The Tick meets Neo from _The Matrix_ and learns there is no Spoooooon!

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**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/206 "2015-10-03T19:43:23Z")

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But The Tick is The Tick?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/207 "2015-10-03T19:45:58Z")

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Unless he’s the Tock of the Town.

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**Author:** ![Dante\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dante\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante_G)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/208 "2015-10-03T20:37:57Z")

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No Turner and Hooch.

Tick is indeed awesome. As is American Maid.

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**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/209 "2015-10-03T23:06:23Z")

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Cooler than a summer breeze.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/210 "2015-10-04T00:41:00Z")

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I’m officially back from vacation, so I have no excuse for not posting from this point on. I’d like to thank Dante for making this an extra-long Night, so I’ll have plenty of time to catch up on Day 1.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> I’ve been wondering who else is in the game… Axel Foley? Tango & Cash? Rambo? Action Jackson? Idle speculation for now.

So far, John McClane and Martin Riggs have been mentioned explicitly in the color, and Jack Burton has been referenced in passing. On the other side, we’ve had mention of Hans Gruber and Karl (last name unknown).

Of course, whether these mentions mean that these characters \*are \*in the game, or that they _aren’t_, or if it makes no difference at all, we don’t know.

> [@HookerChemical](#):
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> Turner and Hooch.

Is this a Role Claim? 😃

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**Author:** ![Dante\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dante\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante_G)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/211 "2015-10-04T00:53:24Z")

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**MOD NOTE**

In regards to Suburban’s last post, if the character is in a specific color in the narrative, then yes they are in the game. So Jack Burton is in the game, he just has not been named yet because a scene hasn’t focused on him yet. So stay tuned.

Play on, players!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/212 "2015-10-04T00:54:21Z")

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Wa-a-ait a minute! Plankton is back from… Vacation? In a game of action heroes? Why, you must be… Clark Griswold!

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/213 "2015-10-04T01:12:40Z")

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I always thought of myself as more of a Cousin Eddie type…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/214 "2015-10-04T01:26:28Z")

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Well, Randy Quaid was still somewhat a hero in _Independence Day_. A deranged alcoholic embarrassment of a hero, but still…

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**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/215 "2015-10-04T02:01:59Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Well, Randy Quaid was still somewhat a hero in _Independence Day_. A deranged alcoholic embarrassment of a hero, but still…

“In the words of my generation; UP YOURSSS!!”😃

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/216 "2015-10-04T02:07:12Z")

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Gruber isn’t a Martian by any chance, is he?

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**Author:** ![sangfroid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@sangfroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sangfroid)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/217 "2015-10-04T04:19:43Z")

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I find this whole line of thought quite fascinating; please carry on.

And where is Mr. T, anyway?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/218 "2015-10-04T12:44:09Z")

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He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.

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**Author:** ![Dante\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dante\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante_G)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/219 "2015-10-04T14:41:56Z")

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Good morning all. Just checking in.

Have a good day.

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dantes-action-hero-mafia/732988/220 "2015-10-04T15:31:07Z")

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The extra long night 1 helps me too by the way. I have a house guest who arrived Friday and is going back home Tuesday. I took off work, and we have been drinking enough to make our mothers worried.

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