# Dare me!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dare-me/69741>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dare-me/69741 "2001-06-22T04:12:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dare-me/69741/1 "2001-06-22T04:12:49Z")

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On reading [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=35463') thread, I figured hey, I could do that… I could use the webcam to prove it to everyone, and people could put up money to bet me I couldnt. If I won, I got money, if I lost, you could all watch me puke. Seemed like a fun, easy way to make some quick cash to me.

But then I read on and noticed that someone else had already done it. Poo.

But I’m still feeling reckless and stupid, and somewhat bored. And all my friends around here are too dirt poor and uncreative.

So here’s my proposal. You people come up with something idiotic for me to do, put up some money to dare me to do it (you can pay me by paypal :D), and hey, a good time will be had by all.

Of course I reserve the right to refuse any dare, or to hold out till the reward gets big enough. Be creative, people, and get out the wallets to see Mnementh do something stupid!

And hey, even if I dont accept anything put on the table, I think it’ll be downright hilarious to see what you all come up with. Stuff I can dare my friends to try later. 😃

Have at me! I’m here for your idiotic entertainment!

-Mnem, who is regretting this already.

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**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2001, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dare-me/69741/2 "2001-06-22T11:43:21Z")

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I’ll give you $10 to drink beer out of your own ass…

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**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dare-me/69741/3 "2001-06-22T15:40:23Z")

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I can’t believe an invitation to abuse this flagrant has been open for nearly 12 hours, and I’m the only one that’s posted to it.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dare-me/69741/4 "2001-06-22T15:50:20Z")

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I can’t think of anything suitably idiotic … my mind keeps wandering … um, elsewhere 😃

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2001, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dare-me/69741/5 "2001-06-22T15:54:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Beelzebubba \*  
> \*\*I can’t believe an invitation to abuse this flagrant has been open for nearly 12 hours, and I’m the only one that’s posted to it.
> 
> WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?! \*\*

We’re poor?

Mnem, i can offer you no riches, but if do a moonie I’ll put “I’ve seen Mnem’s ass and it looks great” in my sig 😉

Fran

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2001, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dare-me/69741/6 "2001-06-22T16:01:36Z")

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Incidentally, I want the moonie live. Heeeeee 🙂

Fran

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**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2001, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dare-me/69741/7 "2001-06-22T16:46:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Francesca \*  
> \*\*Mnem, i can offer you no riches, but if do a moonie I’ll put “I’ve seen Mnem’s ass and it looks great” in my sig 😉  
> \*\*

I’LL DO IT!

Mauv, will you put up the same stakes? 😃 Any other takers?

Incidentally, I dont think I’m flexible enough to even get my head near my own ass. So that one’s out.

I’m also very amused at being called a ‘flagrant’. 😃

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**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dare-me/69741/8 "2001-06-22T17:31:50Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Mnementh \*  
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> \*Originally posted by Francesca \*  
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> I’m also very amused at being called a ‘flagrant’. 😃 \*\*

Actually, I was referring to the invitation as flagrant (think ab-YOOS instead of ab-YOOZ)…

But if you prefer I can edit the pronunciation 🙂
