# Daring highway kitten rescue! Footage inside. (Also, we need a kitty name...)

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**Created:** [July 14, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508 "2008-07-14T22:05:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/1 "2008-07-14T22:05:30Z")

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Driving through Tampa Saturday, I was trucking along doing about 50 down Fowler Ave at around 6:30pm. Fowler is a pretty major 6-8 lane road in a busy section of Tampa. University traffic, the works.  
Anyway, I’m about 2 blocks from my destination when I see a squirrel dart across the road. No big deal, hope it doesn’t get itself killed.  
Only, shit, that’s not a squirrel, that’s a grey kitten.

As it lands in the median, I quickly pull over into the turn lane, hoping to grab her before she gets frantic and tries to cross the road again. Just as I turn my hazards on and pull the e-brake in the turn lane, I open the door, and traffic starts rushing around me again. She meows at me once, panics, and runs underneath my car.  
:eek:

I am now crawling on hands and knees around my car, looking for where she went, hoping she didn’t cross out the other side into 4 lanes of traffic. I hear her squeak a couple times, but no sight. This continues for 10 minutes. I eventually see her try to step down from inside the wheel well, and I rush over to grab her. No luck, as traffic starts again and she runs somewhere new under the car.  
I’m searching, searching,…can’t figure out where the hell she went. She’s not making any noise anymore. Somebody parked at the opposite stoplight starts honking frantically…“It went under the car! Look under the hood!”

The car is still running, and I hope to god she isn’t caught and chopped into pieces by the engine parts.  
I pop the hood and see her, buried, deep inside the hot sizzling parts of the car, mouth and eyes open, not moving. I’m figuring that she’s dead, somehow, but I turn the car off and start going in arms deep in the burning-hot car.

A lady pulls next to me in her burgundy Jaguar. “Do you need a phone to call a tow truck, honey?”  
“No it’s fine, it’s just a kitten inside the engine…”  
" :eek: " …and she drives off.

I’m holding her by the shoulders, trying to wrench her out of the car without breaking her in half and wondering if she’s already been hit or is already broken in half and she’s just in too much shock to yell anymore.

Finally, she’s freed. I hold her close to me and she just pants, half her whiskers are curled from the heat of the engine, she is physically exhausted and just collapses against me.  
A day later, much food and water, a bath in the sink, ten thousand fleas removed with the comb, and our little miracle kitty is doing just fine.

So, any names?  
Sorry about the lack of pictures with her eyes open, she sleeps a lot. As you can imagine, she’s had a rough few days. Once I catch her awake and feeling photogenic, I will upload more of her beautiful grey/blue eyes.  
[One](http://www.flickr.com/photos/28600817@N03/2669360080/) [Two](http://www.flickr.com/photos/28600817@N03/2668534361/)  
[Three](http://www.flickr.com/photos/28600817@N03/2669349720/) [Four!](http://www.flickr.com/photos/28600817@N03/2669370032/)

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/2 "2008-07-14T22:18:28Z")

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How about The Road Warrior? I named a cat that once, it rode into town, from the country, hanging on under the car of a co-worker. Sadly, he is now waiting at the Rainbow Bridge, so the name is available.

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**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/3 "2008-07-14T22:18:44Z")

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Gosh, she’s beautiful! How about calling her Miracle?

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/4 "2008-07-14T22:20:47Z")

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I love hearing about cats adopting humans.  
“I has a hooman”

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/5 "2008-07-14T22:24:02Z")

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Daring indeed! It sounds like a risky situation for you as well as the kitty.

She looks like a Philomena to me. She’s very pretty.

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/6 "2008-07-14T22:31:23Z")

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Well you could call her Fowler.

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**Author:** ![A\_Priori\_Tea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@A\_Priori\_Tea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Priori_Tea)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/7 "2008-07-14T22:31:33Z")

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Too bad you didn’t see her on Fletcher - you could’ve named her [Kaleisia](http://kaleisia.com)!

Seriously - :eek:! I am happy that you and she both survived that without getting turned into street pizza! You should call her Mad Max, and when she’s in trouble, call her Madeline Maxine.

And you should really, definitely, for sure remind her that Cars Are Bad, Mkay? Jeebus! Some cats!

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/8 "2008-07-14T22:33:55Z")

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Xena, Warrior Princess?

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/9 "2008-07-14T22:34:33Z")

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I just wish I could smack the people who think it’s reasonable to drop a kitten off anywhere. I mean honestly, take it somewhere like SPCA or something. Damn.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/10 "2008-07-14T22:53:47Z")

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Serendipity is a good name.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/11 "2008-07-14T23:15:30Z")

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Lazarus?

She’s a pretty one, looks like my Duncan, who is the biggest kittyslut in the universe. I confused my workneighbors by wailing when I read that… ☹ Poor thing, but she really is a lucky baby.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/12 "2008-07-14T23:18:42Z")

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A friend of mine has a kitten that looks just like yours. She named hers Lilith.

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**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/13 "2008-07-14T23:21:56Z")

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She looks like she’s a dilute tortoiseshell…and torties have a thing called tortietude. There is only one name they respond to - “Your Highness”.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/14 "2008-07-14T23:25:03Z")

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are you sure it’s a girl? what sort of car do you have? ford is nice for a boy… chevy could be a girl, etc.

fowler as mentioned up thread could work as well.

i hope y’all are all one happy family!

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/15 "2008-07-14T23:59:06Z")

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Positive it’s a girl, and much to my dismay, “Toyota” doesn’t quite roll off the tongue like I’d hope. 😉

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**Author:** ![mmouse9799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mmouse9799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mmouse9799)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/16 "2008-07-15T00:00:48Z")

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That’s a great story!! Major karma points for you, **ladyfoxfyre**. As for a name, I like Mira–short, of course, for miracle.

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**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/17 "2008-07-15T00:03:06Z")

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[QUOTE=ladyfoxfyre]  
Positive it’s a girl, and much to my dismay, “Toyota” doesn’t quite roll off the tongue like I’d hope. 😉  
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Bravada?

A college professor of mine found a kitten, alive, under his hood at the end of his evening commute. He cleaned her up and named her Milagro (“miracle” in spanish).

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/18 "2008-07-15T00:07:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Drain Bead]  
Serendipity is a good name.  
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A bit of a mouthful though…how about “Dippy”? 🙂

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**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/19 "2008-07-15T00:15:57Z")

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Given your description of how she darted into the road, and the white marking on her forehead, I think ‘Streak’ might be considered.

And I love the first one (IMG\_0241). Excellent pose.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daring-highway-kitten-rescue-footage-inside-also-we-need-a-kitty-name/456508/20 "2008-07-15T00:27:27Z")

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Call her Obama.

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