# Dark Side names for the Star Wars prequels. I'm a bit dissapointed. . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 20, 2005, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dark-side-names-for-the-star-wars-prequels-im-a-bit-dissapointed/304701 "2005-05-20T04:16:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dark-side-names-for-the-star-wars-prequels-im-a-bit-dissapointed/304701/61 "2005-06-02T00:42:10Z")
**Darth Bred** – A young Sith lord. **Darth Cest** – his father. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dark-side-names-for-the-star-wars-prequels-im-a-bit-dissapointed/304701/62 "2005-06-02T01:38:03Z")
**Darth Sectivorous** eats bugs. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dark-side-names-for-the-star-wars-prequels-im-a-bit-dissapointed/304701/63 "2005-06-02T02:08:45Z")
**Darth Resistable** is the smoothest Sith of all. **Darth Terminable** drones on and on and on… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dark-side-names-for-the-star-wars-prequels-im-a-bit-dissapointed/304701/64 "2005-06-02T02:16:10Z")
The point has probably been made in this lengthy thread, but I think it’s like “A Boy Named Sue”. “There’s only two of us, Darth Snuggles, and we’ve gotta be tough!” ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dark-side-names-for-the-star-wars-prequels-im-a-bit-dissapointed/304701/65 "2005-06-02T02:30:27Z")
Say, wasn’t Darth Maul the same guy as Sifo Diaz? That’s the implication I got. More Sithheads: Darth Ghastly Darth Timidator Darth Grimm (“It’s light-saberrin’ time!”) Darth Bominable Darth Bilious Darth Splunge We could go on forever… ---
**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dark-side-names-for-the-star-wars-prequels-im-a-bit-dissapointed/304701/66 "2005-06-02T03:16:55Z")
**Darth Quisition** : _Nobody_ expects Darth Quisition! **Darth Ternational House of Pancakes** : Ok this is just getting silly now. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dark-side-names-for-the-star-wars-prequels-im-a-bit-dissapointed/304701/67 "2005-06-02T11:38:10Z")
If you want the job done right, **Darth Ept** is not the Sith you’re looking for. **Darth Ane** , however, might do a better job if he could just shut up. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dark-side-names-for-the-star-wars-prequels-im-a-bit-dissapointed/304701/68 "2005-06-02T12:13:25Z")
> [@AlbertRose](#): > > Say, wasn’t Darth Maul the same guy as Sifo Diaz? That’s the implication I got. I don’t think he could be. Maul was killed in Ep. 1, but I think I distinctly remember a Sifo Diaz in Ep. 3. Please, correct me if I’m wrong. (They could have been played by the same actor, though. . .) And you guys are leaning way too much on the Dark Side. Don’t forget about Luke’s cousin, who won the Golden Gloves on Yavin IV: **Jake Haymaker**. Tripler [This link](http://boards.theforce.net/Literature/b10003/19824408/p1/) has a few leads on Sifo, but I can’t make much out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dark-side-names-for-the-star-wars-prequels-im-a-bit-dissapointed/304701.md?page=3)