# Darn you all! Pit me or suffer! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 29, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darn-you-all-pit-me-or-suffer/350455 "2006-03-29T20:21:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darn-you-all-pit-me-or-suffer/350455/1 "2006-03-29T20:21:10Z")
What is wrong with you wretched cock-sucking pissant bastards? Aren’t I pit-worthy! Pit me or may a wave of fireants infest your bone marrow and turn every day into a nightmare of venomous agony! Pit me! Pit me! Why not?! Haven’t I been mean enough? Yes? No? Screw you all! I want some hate!!! Give it to me straight you disreoputable shit-stained fetus-eating bastards! Smegma! Fuck! Fuckity-fuck-fuck! Bloody Mary! Vodka Martini! … … Sorry. Just felt like having a random Tourette’s episode. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darn-you-all-pit-me-or-suffer/350455/2 "2006-03-29T20:25:11Z")
This sort of thing [never ends well](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=364885). Wanker. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darn-you-all-pit-me-or-suffer/350455/3 "2006-03-29T20:28:36Z")
Self-pitting closed. I’d be rude about it, but the OP just doesn’t inspire any real anger in me for some reason.