# Darph, you ignorant slut **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 9, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686 "2004-01-09T18:20:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jeevmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@jeevmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeevmon)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/1 "2004-01-09T18:20:46Z")
From [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=234048&pagenumber=2): > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darph \* > \*\*Ok so you just listed Hindus - A RELIGION that FORCES people into marriage, and Aboriginies \*\* Darph, you ignorant bigoted fuck. How dare you? How dare you dismiss a system of religious belief that predates your Christianity by thousands of years in this backhanded manner? If you had even a shred of knowledge of, oh, say, HISTORY, you would know that you were spewing shit. Because you’d see that arranged marriages have been practiced in Christian cultures too. You really think that all of those European monarchs who married other European monarchs (Christians one and all) all married for love? That they met cute at the prom and decided to go steady? No, they got married because their families arranged it, you dipshit. It happens everywhere and in all cultures. But I guess learning that would require you to crack open a book other than the Bible once and a while. And possibly discovering things that would explode your narrow little worldview. There’s a special place in Hell for bigoted sacks of shit such as yourself. Enough said. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/2 "2004-01-09T18:35:17Z")
I have nothing to add, except to say I have nothing to add. Well pitted. ---
**Author:** ![Kinthalis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kinthalis/32/16084_2.png) [@Kinthalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kinthalis)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/3 "2004-01-09T18:38:50Z")
Here here! ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/4 "2004-01-09T18:52:16Z")
I don’t mean to pile on, but ignorance of Hinduism is even beside the fact that it shows a cultural predjudice to assume that arranged marriages are necessarily _bad_. They have and do work very well in many cultures (including Christian ones). ---
**Author:** ![Darph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Darph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darph)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/5 "2004-01-09T18:54:00Z")
Ok since this is just the flame pit, lets dance. Moo…_SPLAT_ mmm hamburger. Oops i ate your god! Well you are what you eat, so _I_ Must be your god! Ye shall hinceforth refer to me as Darph,the Almighty Cowgod PooperOuter. Ok…on a serious note,…christianity is a judaic root …i don’t think cow worshiping predates judaic religion,sorry. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/6 "2004-01-09T18:55:40Z")
Wow. You’re really, really stupid **Darph**. Really. The mind reels. ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/7 "2004-01-09T19:01:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darph \* > \*\* …i don’t think \*\* _Now_ you’re talking sensible-like. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/8 "2004-01-09T19:04:19Z")
> [@](#): > > i don’t think cow worshiping predates judaic religion,sorry I’ll skip the idiotic ramblings about another religion and just address this point. > [@](#): > > Exodus 32: > 1 And when the people saw that Moses delayed to come down out of the mount, the people gathered themselves together unto Aaron, and said unto him, Up, make us gods, which shall go before us; for as for this Moses, the man that brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of him. > 2 And Aaron said unto them, Break off the golden earrings, which are in the ears of your wives, of your sons, and of your daughters, and bring them unto me. > 3 And all the people brake off the golden earrings which were in their ears, and brought them unto Aaron. > 4 And he received them at their hand, and fashioned it with a graving tool, after he had made it a molten calf: and they said, These be thy gods, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt. > 5 And when Aaron saw it, he built an altar before it; and Aaron made proclamation, and said, To morrow is a feast to the LORD. This was before Moses brought down the XV … _crash_ … the X commandments. So calf worship, at least of the golden variety, predates Judiasm. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/9 "2004-01-09T19:07:46Z")
I was just coming into the pit to slap **Darph** around for his comments in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=4448971#post4448971) thread. For example: > [@](#): > > Altho i feel they are wrong to kill people based on beleifs i can promise you i still respect their beleif that ireland is poisoned by Roman catholicism. And that Catholics are Pagans. > > Catholics feel they can do hail marys and have their sins forgiven,protestants beleive that the only way is to ask Gods forgiveness and to accept his sons sacrifice, Hince the reason many protestants from ireland and lots here in the USA consider them pagan. I have a feeling he won’t be here very long. ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/10 "2004-01-09T19:09:35Z")
My instant thought exactly, HOMEBREW. What self-styled Christian does not know the story of the golden calf? ---
**Author:** ![Emmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Emmy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emmy)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/11 "2004-01-09T19:10:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darph \* > \*\* > Moo…_SPLAT_ mmm hamburger. > Oops i ate your god! > Well you are what you eat, > so _I_ Must be your god! > > Ye shall hinceforth refer to me as Darph,the Almighty Cowgod PooperOuter. > \*\* I’ve been lurking for a while, but when I read this I had to register to be able to express my opinion that this is possibly the stupidest thing that I have ever seen posted on a messageboard. ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/12 "2004-01-09T19:13:15Z")
Plus it appears from DIO’s post that he doesn’t know what “pagan” means. Let’s not forget that Christianity != stupid, despite the appearance of yet another yahoo who appears to be both. ---
**Author:** ![Darph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Darph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darph)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/13 "2004-01-09T19:14:13Z")
OK …well Moses wasnt around until the Jews were already enslaved by Egypt …Thats probably 2 or 3 millenia into the program bud. Sorry…maybe you can try again? ---
**Author:** ![jeevmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@jeevmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeevmon)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/14 "2004-01-09T19:14:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darph \* > \*\*Ok since this is just the flame pit, lets dance. > Moo…_SPLAT_ mmm hamburger. > Oops i ate your god! > Well you are what you eat, > so _I_ Must be your god! > > Ye shall hinceforth refer to me as Darph,the Almighty Cowgod PooperOuter. > > Ok…on a serious note,…christianity is a judaic root …i don’t think cow worshiping predates judaic religion,sorry. ☹ \*\* Your ignorance knows no bounds, does it? Check out [this link](http://www.religioustolerance.org/hinduism2.htm) for the timeline of Hinduism and [this one](http://philo.ucdavis.edu/zope/home/bruce/RST23/chart.html) for a history of Judaism. Hinduism has about 2000 years on Judaism, and is generally regarded as the world’s oldest organized religion. So, you are and remain an ignorant bigot. Definitely a PooperOuter, since everything that comes out of your keyboard is the vilest, most bigoted shit, as you continue to demonstrate with your crack about “cow-worshipping.” Go back to masturbating to “The 700 Club.” ---
**Author:** ![Darph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Darph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darph)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/15 "2004-01-09T19:19:40Z")
Judaism goes back to "And God created the heavens and the earth… " 🙂 Yes, you brought me here to be an ignorant hatemonger who can’t accept anyone different than yourself, so i threw you some flamebait in the cowpooperouter thing…unclassy sure,but it was funny to me and my co-workers 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/16 "2004-01-09T19:22:41Z")
That’s not called “flamebait” around here, it’s called trolling. Just so you know. ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/17 "2004-01-09T19:37:59Z")
Accepted that Darph is an ignorant dipwad that won’t be here long. I suspect that his check-out date will be within the week myself. Not worth the effort of putting on the grill really. And cow worship predates both Judaism and Hinduism. But a nonflame aside: it is an open question as to whether Judaism or Hinduism originated first. Best estimates for a kingdom of Israel (which is where one can really start to delineate the Hebrews as group of loosely linked tribes from a group with one religion) is about 1100 BCE. and if takes Torah as a reliable source Moses (and you can’t call it Judaism before Moses and the recieving of Torah) was about 1200 BCE. The Vedas were probably composed about 1500 BCE but that is a guess, and not written down until 600 BCE. Probably can’t call it Hinuism without the Vedas. So really they were roughly contempory. Sorry for the aside, please continue. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/18 "2004-01-09T19:38:15Z")
Welcome to the boards, Emmy! I am quite sure I have NEVER seen a post so bad, it brought a lurker to register just for the pleasure of calling the post stupid. THAT. Is very telling. Get the fuck outta here, Darph. ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/19 "2004-01-09T19:38:43Z")
I hope that **Darph** stays around a while. I think it’s important for the world to see the kind of vitriolic ignorance that sits at the root of straight supremacism. You’re a shining example, **Darph.** Keep on spewing that hateful bile. Soon, your positions will be treated with the same kind of repect which we now reserve for neo-nazis and the KKK. And you’re helping to hasten that day. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686/20 "2004-01-09T19:42:45Z")
Darph, why don’t you just say “uhhh…dey’re funny 'cuz dey got dots on dere heds!” and leave it at that, you uneducated, bigotted little shit-spewer. If you want to parade your ignorance by tossing out non-facts and prejudices, there are plenty of other boards out there where you’ll be welcome. If, on the other hand, you’d rather open your eyes and your mind, and listen to the truth behind subjects you’re going on about, shut the fuck up and lurk. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darph-you-ignorant-slut/223686.md?page=2)