# Darth Vader Burgers have black buns

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 6, 2012, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602 "2012-01-06T05:44:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/1 "2012-01-06T05:44:40Z")

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[Belgian fast food chain creates new burgers to celebrate Phantom Menace 3D](http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/fast-food-chain-serves-black-burgers-star-wars-170400919.html).

The have the Dark Burger, the Jedi Burger and the Darth Vader Burger. The Darth Vader Burger has black food dye in the buns. I suppose they taste normal enough. But wow.

If you’re in France after Jan. 31st, let us know how they taste.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/2 "2012-01-06T12:22:52Z")

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“I Find your lack of Pickles disturbing…”

> **[This Black Bun Darth Vader Burger Looks More Awesome Than The Phantom Menace](https://gizmodo.com/this-black-bun-darth-vader-burger-looks-more-awesome-th-5873108)**
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> I'm finally jealous of the French. To promote the re-release of The Phantom Menace in THREE DEE, French fast food chain Quick is making a Darth Vader Burger complete with a black bun. A BLACK BUN. On a burger!

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/3 "2012-01-06T12:48:32Z")

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I was wondering if they were going to release 3D versions of Star Wars.

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/4 "2012-01-06T13:29:15Z")

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I prefer [Darth Vader’s breakfast](http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=22332) fair myself.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/5 "2012-01-06T13:45:43Z")

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Man, you guys need to read the comments below that article. Comedy gold!

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/6 "2012-01-06T13:46:32Z")

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Heh. Betcha there will be at least a dozen people heading to the ER when they see their poop the next day!

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/7 "2012-01-06T16:44:17Z")

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Just wanted to say that “Black Buns” has always been one of my favorite magazines.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/8 "2012-01-06T16:54:15Z")

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There’s got to be a better way than simple black food coloring. I made a hockey puck cake last year and everyone could tell who ate some. That stuff stains. Maybe it’s pumpernickel with a little extra black.

Bring back [C-3PO’s](http://www.thisisapokalipsis.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/c3pos.jpg)!

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/9 "2012-01-06T17:03:05Z")

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Best comments section for a Yahoo news article ever!

However, I’m disappointed they are using dye instead of squid ink

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/10 "2012-01-06T17:05:54Z")

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I’ve seen womp rats back home more appealing than that.

And yes, I ran through five pages of comments. A fair bit of repeats but lots of good Star Wars humor. And not a single comment about Bush or Obama or terrorists or the evil federal gubmint taking away our rights.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/11 "2012-01-06T17:55:53Z")

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Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions and I am your father.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/12 "2012-01-06T20:29:19Z")

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Shouldn’t they be named Michelle Obama-Burgers?

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/13 "2012-01-06T21:50:34Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Shouldn’t they be named Michelle Obama-Burgers?
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

It’s been [done](http://mrbartley.com/mrbartleys-menu.html). Hot and spicy!

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**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/14 "2012-01-06T22:05:09Z")

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All too queasy.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/15 "2012-01-06T22:45:55Z")

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You will never find a more wretched burger… you must be cautious.

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**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/16 "2012-01-06T22:46:45Z")

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celebrating the release of the Phantom Menace 3d? why?

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**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/17 "2012-01-06T22:58:27Z")

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Given what we saw of him before he was armored at the end of _Revenge of the Sith,_ I would venture to say that Darth Vader does, in fact, have black buns.

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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/18 "2012-01-07T00:04:36Z")

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The very fact that he survived is amazing.  
Think about the shock fatality of such wounds.  
Anakin lost … what a hand and two legs? (Please correct me here)  
And obviously had severe and incurable lung damage.

He is one of the most iconic figures in the last 30+ years.  
I think of him as the hero of the story.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/19 "2012-01-07T03:45:12Z")

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Why are we not getting these in the US? Any kind of promotion stuff?

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-burgers-have-black-buns/608602/20 "2012-01-07T03:56:43Z")

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> [@beowulff](#):
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> You will never find a more wretched burger… you must be cautious.

I’m not afraid.

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