# Darth Vader isn't such a bad ass.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-isnt-such-a-bad-ass/268131>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 8, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-isnt-such-a-bad-ass/268131 "2004-10-08T01:36:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-isnt-such-a-bad-ass/268131/1 "2004-10-08T01:36:17Z")

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> He got back into his car to drive away, when Darth Vader, mask, black outfit and all, suddenly materialized.
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> In a presumably commanding voice, the evil Sith Lord (search) ordered the deliveryman to give up all his cash.
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> The pizza man hit the gas and sped off, but not before getting a good zap from what may have been a laser blaster, a light saber or perhaps just a stun gun.

Come on! Even C-3PO could rob a pizza man.

[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,134683,00.html](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,134683,00.html)

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**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darth-vader-isnt-such-a-bad-ass/268131/2 "2004-10-08T01:46:14Z")

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I love how they have ads for Star Wars costumes in the story.

**Mr. Blue Sky** already [reported](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=279415&highlight=darth+vader) the story, though. Only click that link if you like bad puns.