# Darva Conger--ya knew it was coming. . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475 "2000-04-27T13:37:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/1 "2000-04-27T13:37:00Z")
Scheduled to appear in Playboy soon. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/2 "2000-04-27T13:51:00Z")
I saw some new film of her frolicking around at Hef’s Easter Egg Hunt. The woman should get a life. What happened to her big speech about wanting to just go back to living her normal life. Its amazing what 15 minutes of fame can do for a “good” person. * * * Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man ---
**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/3 "2000-04-27T13:52:00Z")
Yes, this will somehow let her get back to her “private life” that she so desired. Although now I understand that she also wants to be a newsanchor…her fifteen minutes should be up soon, shouldn’t they? * * * Nothing is so bad that it can’t get worse. ---
**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/4 "2000-04-27T13:53:00Z")
ahhh. Double post. You beat me C.Sue ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/5 "2000-04-27T14:20:00Z")
Didn’t she yak on and on about wanting her credibility back? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/6 "2000-04-27T14:25:00Z")
Let me see here… she married some “rich” guy she didnt know… NOT for his money of course… and she wants her credibility “BACK”? hahah this woman is something else… course she ranks up there with alot of others who have made their way by doing something stupid. * * * Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/7 "2000-04-27T14:34:00Z")
Do you suppose she has any idea how hard the rest of the world is laughing at her? Even her name is hard to take seriosly. At this point, Darvaconger (say it like one word - rolls off the tongue, don’t it?!) has become synonymous with bimbo. B I M B-O, B I M B-O. B I M B-O, and Darva was her name Oh! Her parents must be so proud… ---
**Author:** ![swisemankcmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@swisemankcmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swisemankcmo)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/8 "2000-04-27T14:35:00Z")
On the Andy Warhol 15-minute clock I’d say that she’s now at about 27:24. There needs to be some way that we can all rise up and tell someone, “GO AWAY! AND STAY THERE!” ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/9 "2000-04-27T14:39:00Z")
The news guy on the radio yesterday announced the news about Darva, then said, “No one is exactly sure how this next move will improve her image.” I know news people are supposed to be objective, but that was funny. * * * ## Homepage: [www.idreamofjeannie.com](http://www.idreamofjeannie.com) Occupation:Wish granting Location: I’m still stuck in this damn bottle in Cocoa Beach, Fla. Interests: Getting Major Nelson in trouble, getting Major Nelson out of trouble –_Custom profile courtesy of **UncleBeer** _ I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon. –_Custom sig line courtesy of **Wally** _ ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/10 "2000-04-27T14:55:00Z")
If you dyed Darva Conger’s hair brown, she _would_ look a little like Jessica Hahn, you know? * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/11 "2000-04-27T15:01:00Z")
I want to see if her pubic hair is bleached too. You can’t be a newsanchor after being in Playboy. * * * “‘How do you know I’m mad’ said Alice. 'You must be, ’ said the Cat, ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’” ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/12 "2000-04-27T15:03:00Z")
Well, I heard Rick Rockwell is looking forward to the photo spread so he can finally see her naked. * * * TV Reporter: Can you destroy the earth? The Tick: I hope not. That’s where I keep all my stuff! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/13 "2000-04-27T15:08:00Z")
What I’m wondering about is all her high-faluting talk about how she’s a Christian woman and that marriage wasn’t real because it wasn’t in church with a minister. I guess the Playboy photo-op won’t really be naked because it’s not in a honeymoon suite with her hubby. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/14 "2000-04-27T15:15:00Z")
I don’t see what the big deal is. It’s not like she had any dignity left to lose. At least Hef is a **real** millionaire. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/15 "2000-04-27T22:39:00Z")
A whore by any other name… ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/16 "2000-04-27T22:41:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Geobabe: > \*\*Well, I heard Rick Rockwell is looking forward to the photo spread so he can finally see her naked. > > \*\* Good one!! 🙂 * * * That John Denver’s full of shit man! ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/17 "2000-04-27T23:54:00Z")
everyone has their price…so, would you do it for $1M CSue? * * * “‘How do you know I’m mad’ said Alice. 'You must be, ’ said the Cat, ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’” ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/18 "2000-04-28T01:11:00Z")
Anyone know how much they’re paying her? ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/19 "2000-04-28T02:28:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Geobabe: > \*\*Well, I heard Rick Rockwell is looking forward to the photo spread so he can finally see her naked. > > \*\* I heard Rick Rockwell on the radio a couple of weeks ago and he said “Darva got to keep a $30,000 ring. I didn’t get one nipple.” * * * “Someone’s boring me. I think it’s me.” ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darva-conger-ya-knew-it-was-coming/16475/20 "2000-04-28T02:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Anyone know how much they’re paying her? According to the Wahington Post, she’ll get “in the low 6 figures.” The Post went on to explain in contract terms that usually means $100,000 + change.