# Darwin's Tortoise Dies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 23, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905 "2006-06-23T20:20:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905/1 "2006-06-23T20:20:23Z")

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[Link](http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,19566724-2,00.html)

The tortoise was supposedly brought from the Galapagos by Charles Darwin, and later given to a friend who was headed to Brisbane. An article on [this blog](http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexn?blogid=19) has a picture of her.

Darwin’s Tortoise wouldn’t be such a bad band name, either…

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905/2 "2006-06-23T20:44:27Z")

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There is something utterly depressing about this news. ☹

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905/3 "2006-06-23T20:54:39Z")

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> At 176, Harriet was recognised as the world’s oldest living chelonian - a reptile with a shell or bony plates.

I guess now, that just leaves Sylvia Miles.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905/4 "2006-06-23T21:01:09Z")

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That’s gonna make one hell of a pot of soup.

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**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905/5 "2006-06-23T21:02:26Z")

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Oh, no! ☹

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905/6 "2006-06-23T21:03:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Eve]  
I guess now, that just leaves Sylvia Miles.  
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Her and my ex-mother-in-law.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905/7 "2006-06-23T21:04:27Z")

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I guess it was going to happen, but this is sad news - not made much happier by the fact that I misread the title as ‘Darwin’s Tortoise _Pies_’

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**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905/8 "2006-06-23T21:23:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Kalhoun]  
There is something utterly depressing about this news.(  
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I know. I felt a little richer last year when I heard Harriet]([Harriet - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet)) was alive to celebrate her 175’th birthday.

Can I comfort y’all with this [4700 year old pine tree?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristlecone_pine)

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905/9 "2006-06-23T21:27:00Z")

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Is the Tortoise God going to banish her to Tortoise Hell for her role in the propagation of filthy, godless evolution?

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905/10 "2006-06-23T21:58:00Z")

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Is the Hare expected to pass away soon?

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**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905/11 "2006-06-23T22:28:18Z")

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Wasn’t there a story similar to this a few months ago?  
(googles)  
Ah, a different, possibly older totoise  
[http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,70480-0.html?tw=rss.index](http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,70480-0.html?tw=rss.index)

Brian

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905/12 "2006-06-23T22:39:08Z")

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[QUOTE=CynicalGabe]  
Is the Hare expected to pass away soon?  
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Apparently, it’s halfway there.

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2006, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905/13 "2006-06-23T23:56:12Z")

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Maybe this is more proof that God hates Darwin…

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2006, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905/14 "2006-06-24T00:07:01Z")

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There’s a large tortoise in the Madison zoo, that was the last of it kind according to the sign years ago in the outdoor habitat. It’s still alive, and I hope with the internet and world coverage available now, that someone will find a mate for it.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905/15 "2006-06-24T13:51:05Z")

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Man, that is a bummer.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/darwins-tortoise-dies/361905/16 "2006-06-24T14:10:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Eve]  
I guess now, that just leaves Sylvia Miles.  
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I surprised you didn’t mention Olivia de Havilland and Joan Fontaine.
