# Dastardly Deeds, or: How to Knock Off an Unwanted Spouse

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dastardly-deeds-or-how-to-knock-off-an-unwanted-spouse/34921>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 28, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dastardly-deeds-or-how-to-knock-off-an-unwanted-spouse/34921 "2000-09-28T20:31:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dastardly-deeds-or-how-to-knock-off-an-unwanted-spouse/34921/41 "2000-10-11T02:11:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by purplebear \*  
> Ahhh, Gunslinger… wait up! I have a question for you. Hypothetical, of course. \<tries to hide her grin\>

Yeeeeessss?

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dastardly-deeds-or-how-to-knock-off-an-unwanted-spouse/34921/42 "2000-10-11T02:19:31Z")

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I wanted to ask you about \<whisper\> and then about \<whisper\>. And, if that idea appeals to you, we could maybe \<whisper\>. \<Looking up at this tall, handsome young man, giving him her best smile, and a good view of her **ahem** , hoping for a ‘discount’.\>

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