# Date humiliates me by bring budlight lime to a craft beer party! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947 "2015-07-12T14:58:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/41 "2015-07-12T17:43:47Z")
This reminds me of [my very own milk in a bar story](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302800). I won the title for the dumbest anecdote in SDMB history with that one. There is no way you are ever going to take that away from me. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/42 "2015-07-12T17:45:49Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > What do you suppose Sherry would bring to a wine tasting? That would create ripples in the space-time continuum. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/43 "2015-07-12T17:48:49Z")
^ ISWYDT šŸ†’ ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/44 "2015-07-12T17:58:53Z")
I think we all should feel a little ashamed about the existence of bud light lime. I am not ashamed about thinking that. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/45 "2015-07-12T18:04:28Z")
You and Sherry sound like two absolute diamonds, **Arrogant Bastard**. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/46 "2015-07-12T18:08:01Z")
She should have brought Pabst, and she should have ridden there on her fixed gear bicycle. ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/47 "2015-07-12T18:19:43Z")
Seems Sherry is genuine. Who else would be comfortable enough to bring bud light to a party. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/48 "2015-07-12T18:42:46Z")
Am I the only one who thought this was hilarious? I had to Google ā€œchocolate peanut butter beerā€ because no way is that real. Yes way. GAG. Thanks for the damn Come On, Eileen earworm. /sarcasm I hate that song. ā˜¹ ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/49 "2015-07-12T18:44:37Z")
> [@](#): > > I opened the conversation with my thoughts about abortion. Iā€™ll have to try this. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/50 "2015-07-12T19:22:30Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > What do you suppose Sherry would bring to a wine tasting? The other weekend, I saw a really old fat guy in a motorized wheelchair with hair shaved back into a crew cut. He was doing constant wheelies for about 20 minute staright in the park, with his legs spinning around and around and around. On the back of his wheelchair, if you looked closely enough, was one of this _paid to print_ bumper stickers. It said: Rockyā€™s Rules: Tap Your Feet & Get A Treat! No Wall-Holes Required!!! . . . . . Iā€™m sure THATā€™s what Sherry would bringā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/51 "2015-07-12T19:25:12Z")
> [@Arrogant\_B\_st\_rd](#): > > Seriously though, she is a LESBRO. Iā€™m just calling it the way I see it. Letā€™s seeā€¦she once drew pubic hair on a mannequin in a mall, got us kicked out of a casino because she was really drunk, threw a rock in a tree full of birds and they flew out shittingon everything, and she just sent a mass text picture of her wearing a green polo shirt with a dark blue fleece vest with matching green and dark blue camouflage briefs. I didnā€™t mind, but I felt sorry for the more conservative people in our group. We have a Mormon and Muslim, dammit. She doesnā€™t fit in either. Sheā€™s a friend of Bayonet. I think the only reason why he keeps her around is because heā€™s kind of a d-bag. Heā€™s obsessed with the idea that he can turn lesbians straight. Isnā€™t a lesbro a straight guy who befriends lesbians? ---
**Author:** ![jimbuff314](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c57346/32.png) [@jimbuff314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimbuff314)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/52 "2015-07-12T19:35:56Z")
Most definitions say so, but I did find this : > [@](#): > > Definition: A lesbro is a lesbian who is able to help you navigate the tricky waters that are women. A bonne homie who has got your back when it comes to this whole ā€˜female thingā€™. From [here](http://holaafrica.org/9-reasons-every-straight-man-needs-a-lesbro/). ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/53 "2015-07-12T19:42:28Z")
Great. Now can someone help me decipher bonne homie? ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/54 "2015-07-12T19:52:55Z")
Iā€™ve lived in Africa. Itā€™s hot. And the people who live there know itā€™s hot. ---
**Author:** ![jimbuff314](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c57346/32.png) [@jimbuff314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimbuff314)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/55 "2015-07-12T20:53:52Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Great. Now can someone help me decipher bonne homie? \<_Well, here I go_\> I think itā€™s French for ā€œfriendly lesbianā€, admittedly a rare find. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/56 "2015-07-12T20:56:52Z")
> [@tnetennba](#): > > Iā€™ve lived in Africa. Itā€™s hot. And the people who live there know itā€™s hot. But do African-Americans know that? The OP seems confused and embarrassed about that. You know what tastes great when itā€™s real hot (Africa hot)? Bud lite with lime. So good on a hot day. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/57 "2015-07-12T21:03:53Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > I had to Google ā€œchocolate peanut butter beerā€ because no way is that real. Yes way. GAG. Craft brewing is in the ā€œif we can fit it in the kettleā€ phase, and for every interesting and tasty addition to beer, there are 20 so disgusting and bizarre it makes you think about bringing back Prohibition. But then, Nwinglanders just canā€™t get enough pumpkin brew. They start stacking it up around August and the last cases arenā€™t gone til Xmas. \*_shudder_ \*And in general, I want to be Elliot Ness, so I can walk into every craft brew house and shout \*ā€œPut DOWN the spices and back away slowly!ā€ \* ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/58 "2015-07-12T22:09:43Z")
> [@jimbuff314](#): > > \<_Well, here I go_\> > > I think itā€™s French for ā€œfriendly lesbianā€, admittedly a rare find. Turnabout is fair play, **jimbuff** , now MY face is Indian red and Iā€™m ROTFLMAOSTDs. \<ā€” let me guess, no oneā€™s used this since 1946. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/59 "2015-07-12T22:10:14Z")
Why do I still hang out here? ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/60 "2015-07-12T22:23:21Z")
I sincerely wish to thank the OP for introducing me to the concept of ā€œMan bunā€. I didnā€™t think any self-respecting person could be more ridiculous in their choice of hairstyles than the mullet. The sight of young men attempting to grow facial hair when they have yet to develop it is pathetic enough. If you are at least remotely romantically or sexually interested in the male of the species, DO NOT to a Google Image search on ā€œman bunā€. In 1992, I decided to see what my terminal length hair would look like. It is now past my butt and still growing, but slowly. In all the time I thought of ways to wear it, the idea of a bun never crossed my mind. You kids and your damned hair! Why canā€™t you wear a pony tail like everybody else! Get off my LAWN! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947.md?page=4)