# Date humiliates me by bring budlight lime to a craft beer party! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947 "2015-07-12T14:58:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/101 "2015-07-13T20:28:39Z")
> [@Big\_Norse](#): > > Since [manual typewriters](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/virals/11675023/Hipsters-really-are-using-typewriters-in-public-places.html) have become a hipster thing, I’m not at all surprised by mix tapes. Well, heck, [THIS](http://cdn3.artofthetitle.com/assets/sm/upload/1u/52/qx/or/kns_c.jpg?k=eee8d3a441) must be the hippest cat around. ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/102 "2015-07-13T20:42:31Z")
> [@Belowjob2.0](#): > > If you wanna get high school girls drunk, nothing corrupts minors like Zima. El Bumpo the Magnificent guesses that you are about 42 years old… or older and really creepy. (seriously… haven’t seen a Zima since about mid-college, when I accidentally kicked an acquaintance’s dorm fridge plug out of the wall, and he demanded later that I get him and his girlfriend another six-pack of Zima because it was skunked from getting warm. :dubious: ) ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/103 "2015-07-13T20:43:41Z")
> [@Dangerosa](#): > > There is a donut flavored one in a pink bottle. [Rogue](http://www.rogue.com/roguebeers/?age-verified=1e0dd481cc) has 4 variants of Voodoo Doughnut in pink bottles. Because beer - it can be a breakfast food too. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/104 "2015-07-13T21:06:24Z")
Apparently you can still get Zima in [Japan](http://www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2014/12/16/food/zimas-gets-new-look-second-chance/). ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/105 "2015-07-13T21:17:47Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > [Rogue](http://www.rogue.com/roguebeers/?age-verified=1e0dd481cc) has 4 variants of Voodoo Doughnut in pink bottles. > > Because beer - it can be a breakfast food too. :rolleyes: It was the chocolate peanut butter and banana. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/106 "2015-07-13T21:33:25Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > Apparently you can still get Zima in [Japan](http://www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2014/12/16/food/zimas-gets-new-look-second-chance/). [Also, in outer space.](http://s1094.photobucket.com/user/gaycopshow/media/zima-why.png.html) ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/107 "2015-07-13T21:40:25Z")
> [@tnetennba](#): > > I’ve lived in Africa. It’s hot. And the people who live there know it’s hot. You RACIST! ---
**Author:** ![What\_the](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f4b2a3/32.png) [@What\_the](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_the)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/108 "2015-07-13T22:18:04Z")
Africa is hot…WTF?!? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/109 "2015-07-13T22:25:28Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > If I were the OP I would offer to get her pregnant just so she could have an abortion – for the merit badge and the hipster cred. Or you could get her pregnant, then marry her, and the two of you could raise your child to adulthood. But do it all ironically. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/110 "2015-07-13T22:25:43Z")
> [@What\_the](#): > > Africa is hot…WTF?!? Yes it’s hot - like Asia hot. Buddha couldn’t take that kind of heat. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/111 "2015-07-14T18:17:09Z")
> [@Arrogant\_B\_st\_rd](#): > > It had a metallic taste that was off-putting, however. It tasted like you were going down on a girl after you know what. I’m not sure I follow you here. Can you please be to be cerebrating to be expounding on your cogitations in the quote aloft? > [@Big\_Norse](#): > > Since [manual typewriters](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/virals/11675023/Hipsters-really-are-using-typewriters-in-public-places.html) have become a hipster thing, I’m not at all surprised by mix tapes. Not all of the douchebags in your link are douchebags. That douchebag in the grey shirton the right is actually not a douchebag. [http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/i-was-a-hated-hipster-meme-and-then-it-got-worse](http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/i-was-a-hated-hipster-meme-and-then-it-got-worse) TLDR: Non-douchebag needed money so he took his typewriter to the park and wrote and sold little mini stories for passersby. > [@](#): > > At the Hans Christian Andersen memorial statue, I was writing post-card size stories for grade schoolers, mostly in the vein of Pokémon and Disney. ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/112 "2015-07-14T18:45:02Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > BTW, tell your friend “Bayonet” that I find his name offensive and please change it. But so many opportunities for a hipster expression of ironic pacifism. “What is the spirit of Bayonet?” “To snark, Drill Sergeant! **To snark without mercy!!!** ” “What makes the grass grow?” “Pretension! Pretension! Pretension! …but I’m only into lawn care ironically” ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/113 "2015-07-16T09:26:39Z")
> [@bump](#): > > El Bumpo the Magnificent guesses that you are about 42 years old… or older and really creepy. Hey, I’m 42 and I can hear the kids making fun of me when I walk down the street: “Nice jeans Mr. Comfortable Fit Jeans. What you couldn’t find any 3 sizes too small for you?” or “Where’s your beard, shave-face?” and "Where did you buy your clothes? A clothing store? Don’t they have a shop for Civil War reenactors where you’re from? of course what really hurts: “Nice job loser! Hey your boss called! He wants to know if you and your wife are coming over for drinks later! Seriously…Mr. Davis called and asked me to tell you that he’s flying back from Chicago a day early so he actually can make your wife’s birthday party…Also, thanks for writing that letter of recommendation for me for grad school. NYU has a really great business program.” But Hoegaarden? Seriously? Way to push the envelope. Also “sample cups” for beer is bullshit. Like I tell my craft beer guy. I don’t need to “try” a beer in a tiny sample cup. You try a beer by committing to one full beer. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/114 "2015-07-16T10:12:22Z")
How come no one ever talks about how forests are destroying golf courses? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/115 "2015-07-16T12:58:20Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > … > > Also “sample cups” for beer is bullshit. Like I tell my craft beer guy. I don’t need to “try” a beer in a tiny sample cup. You try a beer by committing to one full beer. Shit, they’ve been doing the wine tasting parties around here all wrong. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/116 "2015-07-16T13:22:50Z")
Yes, **Arrogant B** hung the OP out there like a messageboard hipster piñata. The real question is why? Any exercise in capturing hipsterism essence in the vernacular? ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/117 "2015-07-16T15:25:29Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > Hey, I’m 42 and I can hear the kids making fun of me when I walk down the street: > > “Nice jeans Mr. Comfortable Fit Jeans. What you couldn’t find any 3 sizes too small for you?” > > or “Where’s your beard, shave-face?” > > and "Where did you buy your clothes? A clothing store? Don’t they have a shop for Civil War reenactors where you’re from? > > of course what really hurts: > > “Nice job loser! Hey your boss called! He wants to know if you and your wife are coming over for drinks later! Seriously…Mr. Davis called and asked me to tell you that he’s flying back from Chicago a day early so he actually can make your wife’s birthday party…Also, thanks for writing that letter of recommendation for me for grad school. NYU has a really great business program.” Hah! I was just pointing out that if someone’s talking about using Zima to get high school chicks wasted, they can’t be much older than us. (knew some guys in college who used to do just that). > [@](#): > > But Hoegaarden? Seriously? Way to push the envelope. Yeah, with the exception of the Kasteel Rouge and the DuClaw peanut butter beer, the rest is pretty much mass-marketed craft brews. Nothing special there, and certainly not a high enough perch to be casting judgments onto Bud Light Lime drinkers from. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/118 "2015-07-16T16:59:47Z")
I used to buy Zima solely for the 3-d eye puzzle card that was attached to each 6 pack. I recall the flavor of the product to have been similar to alcoholic fresca. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/119 "2015-07-16T17:36:40Z")
Eh, all beers taste the same anyway ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947/120 "2015-07-16T18:38:00Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > I used to buy Zima solely for the 3-d eye puzzle card that was attached to each 6 pack. I recall the flavor of the product to have been similar to alcoholic fresca. Generally I like alcopops, but this sounds utterly vile. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/date-humiliates-me-by-bring-budlight-lime-to-a-craft-beer-party/724947.md?page=7)