# Dating Advice (Wow, this got long. Sorry!)

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 3, 2008, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-advice-wow-this-got-long-sorry/475509 "2008-12-03T15:25:12Z")\
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**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-advice-wow-this-got-long-sorry/475509/22 "2008-12-03T21:26:27Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> [Kino Test]

That’s the sort of thing that, were it to happen “spontaneously”, it would totally work on me, but seeing it all written out as manipulation instructions makes me want to hurt people.

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