# Dating me is fun. You get a \_\_\_\_\_ and a \_\_\_\_\_. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2019, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341 "2019-07-20T09:09:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2020, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/301 "2020-04-17T04:36:16Z")
A twig, a twin and a twombone. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/302 "2020-04-18T18:42:16Z")
Twelve and an extra. (Bakers dozen) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/303 "2020-04-18T20:54:33Z")
A horrible disease and a painful cure. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/304 "2020-04-18T21:09:57Z")
A ventilator and some oxygen. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/305 "2020-04-18T21:19:00Z")
A breathing tube and a prayer. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2020, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/306 "2020-04-20T00:40:26Z")
A hymn and a blessing. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2020, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/307 "2020-04-20T07:41:48Z")
A gift and a surprise. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2020, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/308 "2020-04-20T08:13:32Z")
A year older and joint pain. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2020, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/309 "2020-04-20T09:01:37Z")
A disability permit and a walker. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/310 "2020-04-27T07:30:37Z")
Another day older and deeper in debt. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/311 "2020-04-27T07:50:17Z")
A premium movie channel and nothing to watch. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/312 "2020-04-27T09:03:35Z")
A tv remote and some dead batteries. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2020, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/313 "2020-04-29T06:52:09Z")
A handful of crackers and a can of squirt cheese. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2020, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/314 "2020-04-29T08:10:23Z")
A face mask and fogged-up glasses. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/315 "2020-05-01T12:45:01Z")
Fattened up and shaken down ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/316 "2020-05-01T16:07:42Z")
A philosopher and a comedian ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2020, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/317 "2020-05-02T21:53:41Z")
You fly and I buy. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2020, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/318 "2020-05-02T21:57:16Z")
A key fob and 101 years. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2020, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/319 "2020-05-02T22:35:49Z")
A ten-year sentence and a presidential pardon. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2020, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/320 "2020-05-02T23:10:54Z")
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