# Dating me is fun. You get a \_\_\_\_\_ and a \_\_\_\_\_. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2019, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341 "2019-07-20T09:09:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/21 "2019-07-21T06:55:59Z")
A slap and a tickle. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/22 "2019-07-21T17:10:01Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Dirty talk and satisfaction Isn’t all talk in Arkansas dirty? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/23 "2019-07-21T17:29:13Z")
A stable and a genius. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/24 "2019-07-21T18:15:29Z")
Dinner and my phone number. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/25 "2019-07-21T23:20:39Z")
A lot of drinks and a hangover. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/26 "2019-07-21T23:22:47Z")
A headache and a liability. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/27 "2019-07-21T23:36:16Z")
A shoehorn and a repulsed reaction of wanting to get away from you. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/28 "2019-07-22T01:28:31Z")
A black eye and a restraining order. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/29 "2019-07-22T01:58:15Z")
Corndog and a Slushie from Sonic. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/30 "2019-07-22T03:12:08Z")
A thank you note and a blank check. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/31 "2019-07-22T03:33:08Z")
An excellent back rub and jokes drier than the Sahara. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/32 "2019-07-22T03:50:21Z")
A pat on the back and a strange look. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/33 "2019-07-22T03:56:49Z")
A vial of insulin and a syringe. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/34 "2019-07-22T04:32:58Z")
Thang 1 and Thang 2 ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/35 "2019-07-22T04:38:29Z")
A pink slip and a good reference ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/36 "2019-07-22T08:52:45Z")
A tax audit and garnishment. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/37 "2019-07-23T16:32:48Z")
An OBGYN and an obstetrician. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/38 "2019-07-24T00:28:24Z")
A first quarter and a bad penny. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/39 "2019-07-24T06:03:19Z")
A temple and an amusement park. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-me-is-fun-you-get-a-_____-and-a-_____/837341/40 "2019-07-24T06:53:33Z")
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