# Dating Michelle **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 1, 1999, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628 "1999-12-01T23:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/1 "1999-12-01T23:01:00Z")
Ok guys! Who here wants to date Michelle and why? 1.her pic 2. her wonderfully fun personality 3. Do they seem real? I am hoping that she will be reading this so make your best possible case as why she should date you! I would love to join in for all three reasons but, I’m almost positive Michelle and my girl wouldn’t double up on a guy like me! heeheehee * * * -Frankie I’m not a shrimp, I’m a King Prawn. -Pepe the Prawn ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/2 "1999-12-01T23:07:00Z")
Count me in. I actually sent in my resume but the commute would be a killer. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/3 "1999-12-01T23:16:00Z")
Where have you seen her picture? She doesn’t have a web page listed in her profile. I’m happily in love now (getting married next year), but I give her _maximum respect_ for working at the job she does. I always imagine that people that have careers where they take care of others (e.g. nurses or in her case veterinary technician) are kind-hearted. That’s an attractive personality trait. From your comment on her picture, I imagine that she’s good-looking. So she probably doesn’t have any difficulty in finding dates anyway. * * * La franchise ne consiste pas à dire tout ce que l’on pense, mais à penser tout ce que l’on dit. H. de Livry ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/4 "1999-12-01T23:41:00Z")
Thank goodness! I thought this was gonna be some kind of weird carbon-14 thing. Whew! ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/5 "1999-12-01T23:44:00Z")
Much better than the other option, Manhattan. Cuttin er open and counting the rings. pat ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/6 "1999-12-02T01:23:00Z")
Surprisingly, despite being cute as hell, she says she does have great difficulty getting dates. I can’t figure that out - maybe she’s got crazed-killer-eyes. Unfortunately, like the farmer, it’s quite a distance to go see her for me. Shucks. * * * -PIGEONMAN- Hero For A New Millennium! [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - updates every Wed & Sat. If I can be bothered. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/7 "1999-12-02T01:42:00Z")
Well, if she isn’t putting me up on my Teeming Minions US Tour, I guess she don’t wanna date me! 😃 * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/8 "1999-12-02T01:49:00Z")
Can’t figure that out GL? Join the club!!! I think she’s putting us on. Frankie: In answer to your questions: 1. Yes. 2. Yes. 3. Yes. Michelle: If you go for Homer Simpson types, I’m definitely your man!! On a more serious note, Michelle really DOES come out as a kind, intelligent, pretty young woman who any normally constituted male should be delighted to have as a friend/lover. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/9 "1999-12-02T02:54:00Z")
Wow! A thread for me that doesn’t have anything to do with animals! 🙂 Frankie: you are correct…no double teaming for me! I like it one guy, and one girl (me). Sorry! My pic is for real, as well as my personality, but I know at least one Doper here who would probably think I am somewhat less than fun. Then again, I didn’t think too much of him either, so I guess we are even. Funnee: I never heard back after your intial submission (of a resume). What happened? 🙂 Arnold: No, I don’t have a web page but my pic is on Opal’s TM page. Hopefully I will be able to get over to a friend’s house soon and scan some more pics for Opal to post under my profile. Also, thank you for the comments regarding my job. I get more support from people here than I do from most of the clients who have had pets under my care. Heck, many times even the VET doesn’t get much thanks. I do like to think that I have a caring personality but I have to admit that most of the time I care more about animals than I do people! Not people I am close to, just a lot of the ones I have to put up with at my job. And Guano Lad was correct, I do have a TERRIBLE time with men. Manhattan: I never heard back from you after your first letter either… Satan: I offered you a place to stay on your trip, but it doesn’t look like FL was on your chosen path… Omni-not: Homer Simpson? Sure, why not? I’m to the point where I can overlook a lot…hehehe…go ahead and submit a resume! * * * Weave a circle round him thrice, And close your eyes with holy dread, For he on honey-dew hath fed, And drunk the milk of Paradise.–Coleridge ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/10 "1999-12-02T02:56:00Z")
Oh yeah, this thread wouldn’t have anything to do with my posts in the Fake Breasts thread, now would it?? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![bantmof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@bantmof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bantmof)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/11 "1999-12-02T03:42:00Z")
If’n it wasn’t for the distance and age differential… She looked _awfully_ cute in the picture on the other thread. Likes cats: major bonus. Just too young for me. – peas on earth ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/12 "1999-12-02T03:43:00Z")
Strictly as an objective bystander, I cannot understand why Michelle doesn’t have difficulty leaving home every morning from having to wade through drifts of lovesick suitors piled up on her doorstep. There was a very interesting topic on the difficulty men have finding sane, sexy, funny women. Can’t help but wonder what in the wide, wide world of myopia is _wrong_ with the males in proximity to Michelle? She’s a fox, she’s funny, she has a great heart and fast mind…so if any of you guys can explain this flagrant waste of a rare natural resource, it’d be an education. My two bits (inflation), Veb ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/13 "1999-12-02T04:03:00Z")
Thanks, Veb. I’m not sure what it is about me either…but sometimes I feel like the most unappealing creature on the face of the earth! Anyway, Bantmof, I am not sure how old you are, but I am 30. I can pass for about 10 years younger than that though. ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/14 "1999-12-02T04:10:00Z")
^— anonymously he mumbles I wanna see this picture everyone is talking about … ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/15 "1999-12-02T04:12:00Z")
I look at extremely attractive women and automatically assume they’re already spoken for, because they’re clearly the kind who could pick and choose! Never assume! * * * -PIGEONMAN- Hero For A New Millennium! [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - updates every Wed & Sat. If I can be bothered. ---
**Author:** ![bantmof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@bantmof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bantmof)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/16 "1999-12-02T04:43:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Anyway, Bantmof, I am not sure how old you are, but I am 30. I can pass for about 10 years younger than that though. Yeah, you looked about 18 in that picture. I’m old enough to be your father. But if I was somewhat younger… :-). I agree with Guano’s assessment. Most guys see a really attractive women and automatically think, “taken”. – peas on earth ---
**Author:** ![Cabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/17 "1999-12-02T08:32:00Z")
[Note to self: Must get resume to Michelle by end of year] ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/18 "1999-12-02T10:20:00Z")
**RTA** –no doubt speaking for many–did state _I wanna see this picture everyone is talking about…_ **Michelle’s** profile, photograph included, is located at **Opalcat’s** [Teeming Millions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/) site: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/profiles/michi4.html](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/profiles/michi4.html) ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/19 "1999-12-02T11:18:00Z")
Wow! Michelle, you are really a knockout! Let’s see, gorgeous, compassionate, witty, intelligent and single. Ummm, I can’t see the downside. I’ll work on that resumé and pass it along. * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628/20 "1999-12-02T12:57:00Z")
Well, ya see there was a request for a photo and it got lost in the mail… Umm yeah, that’s the ticket. Note to self : Acquire digital camera, perhaps the lens is less likely to crack… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-michelle/11628.md?page=2)