# Dating Service, 5¢ (FREE for Registered Dopers!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 11, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768 "2000-11-11T04:57:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/201 "2000-11-19T06:16:22Z")

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Woo-hoo! Good for you guys! You hadn’t met before, right? I can’t wait for you to start the thread so I can read all!

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**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/202 "2000-11-19T19:13:39Z")

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Nym and I have a virtual date today. Do we get partial credit?

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/203 "2000-11-19T21:15:09Z")

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It’s not the winning, Morph, it’s the benefits. 😃

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**Author:** ![panzermanpanzerman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9bcb4/32.png) [@panzermanpanzerman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panzermanpanzerman)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/204 "2000-11-19T22:07:08Z")

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Ok, I’m in…

New poster, but veteran GD lurker. 31, male, never married, no children, nonpracticing Christian of SOME sort or another. Originally from Hawaii, then Tennessee, now in Miami, Florida.

Part-time military officer (made the Captain’s list, God help us all!), full time journalist. (I cover mutual funds. Actually, it’s more interesting and fun than I thought it would be!) Also worked as a music teacher, high school band director, soldier, mental health counselor, and companion to the mentally handicapped. Academic background–literature. (Big mistake.)

Other pursuits? I’m a good jazz/blues guitar player and a bad (but enthusiastic) Irish/Scottish/Nova Scotian/Old time/Bluegrass fiddle player.

Interests in a woman? Well integrity first. All else falls into place, or can be taken away in the blink of an eye. But I can tell the kind of girls who hang out here, being generally well read and intellectually curious, seem to be my kind of girls! 🙂

At least they are if they ADORE sex, too, but we’ll cross that bridge when we get to first base.

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**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/205 "2000-11-20T00:51:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by panzermanpanzerman \*

_31_ - great age!

\*male \* - good start

_never married, no children, nonpracticing Christian of SOME sort or another._

- excellent - minimal baggage - that’s what I like to hear!! 🙂

_now in Miami, Florida._ - damn - there is always a catch isn’t there? ☹

_Interests in a woman? Well integrity first. All else falls into place, or can be taken away in the blink of an eye._  
Far too true - Integrity, honesty, honour and a great sense of humour are all essential.

_At least they are if they ADORE sex, too_ Always a bonus 😃

Damn - why are they always half a world away?

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/206 "2000-11-20T00:57:27Z")

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_hugs dropzone_

Just because I felt like it. Even though your thread isn’t helping me much. 😉

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/207 "2000-11-20T01:05:02Z")

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_sqeezes **Falcon** ’s bottom_

Just because I can’t take ANYTHING graciously!

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/208 "2000-11-20T03:24:58Z")

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Hey Falcon,

```
       You complained no one even said hi. Hi.

       I ever find myself circling the beltway, I'll take your exit.
```

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**Author:** ![The\_Bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@The\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Bean)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/209 "2000-11-20T03:33:20Z")

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I’m lonely, but not miserable. Can I still get some sympathy?

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/210 "2000-11-20T03:42:05Z")

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Thanks lurker. _hugs and a smooch_

And this is for dropzone - _smooch_ You sweetie.

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**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/211 "2000-11-20T04:16:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Falcon \*  
> \*\*_hugs dropzone_
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> Just because I felt like it. Even though your thread isn’t helping me much. 😉 \*\*

Keep the faith Falcon, no one has even mentioned my name!

And I figured dropzone could use the extra hug…

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/212 "2000-11-20T04:21:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dragonlady \*  
> \*\*And I figured dropzone could use the extra hug… \*\*

You got that right!

_patting **dragonlady** ’s fanny_

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/213 "2000-11-20T04:26:59Z")

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Ladies,

I’ve just finished my road trip. I’m now looking for any lovely lady in the Montgomery, AL area 😉

Tripler

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/214 "2000-11-20T05:21:28Z")

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Damn. Not in Alabama. I don’t suppose you’d consider DC?

_grumble_

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/215 "2000-11-20T12:38:50Z")

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**Gives Falcon a little squeeze back** 😃

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**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/216 "2000-11-21T01:28:29Z")

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AWWWWW dropzone!

Thanks Sweetie!

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/217 "2000-11-21T03:23:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Falcon \*  
> **Damn. Not in Alabama. I don’t suppose you’d consider DC?**

I think I might be able to oblige . . . 😉

Tripler  
Cool like James Bond, but with out the James and without the Bond. . .

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**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/218 "2000-11-21T03:33:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Irishman \*  
> \*\*  
> Cyndar, the last time I payed attention to you on the board and sent you an email, you changed your email _and_ your screen name. Now I’m not saying the two were related, but a guy’s gotta wonder.  
> \*\*

Ooops! Hehehe, it was nothing personal, I swear!

And you can still call me Michi. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/219 "2000-11-21T04:54:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tripler \*  
> \*\*I think I might be able to oblige . . . 😉
> 
> Tripler  
> Cool like James Bond, but with out the James and without the Bond. . . \*\*

Oh really? Why don’t we talk about that a little, then? Think you could swing on up Maryland way? 😉

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-service-5-free-for-registered-dopers/40768/220 "2000-11-21T13:24:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by wyldelf \*  
> I’ll have to go along with that too - mine are usually hazel but they go bright green when the weather is humid or I am really emotional. \*\*

Ah a tiny red head with a sense of humor and colour shifting eyes.  
my luck she is geographicly far away. _sigh_  
anyway 😉 wyld.

Osip

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