# Dating site rants

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-site-rants/482047>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 19, 2009, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-site-rants/482047 "2009-01-19T21:56:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-site-rants/482047/41 "2009-01-22T18:09:45Z")

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> [@bouv](#):
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> If it helps any, I send messages to more than a few Canadian girls. There’s not a lot of “talent” in my area, so to speak, so I expand my search to 100 milesto include Montreal to get all those hot, hot French Canadian chicks. 😉

I think you should be checking out the British Columbian chicks. That’s a potent combination!

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_fun_ball/32/17664_2.png) [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Fun_Ball)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-site-rants/482047/42 "2009-01-22T18:46:15Z")

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Maybe they thought you were talking about candida?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-site-rants/482047/43 "2009-01-22T18:55:57Z")

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> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#):
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> Except for the bank teller in Cobourg who attempted to burn me alive with her eyes.

You missed a subtle social signal there. Her “burning eyes” were communicating that she wanted you to take her home, pour maple syrup all over her and lick it off.

Your loss I guess.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dating-site-rants/482047/44 "2009-01-22T19:02:17Z")

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> [@interface2x](#):
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> One of my ex-girlfriends had an almost unhealthy fascination with all things Canadian. If I were still in touch with her, I’d hook you up. Sorry.

Hi. I’m Canadian, and single. 😃

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