# Dave Chappelle says, "Later, bitches."

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 3, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489 "2005-08-03T22:44:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/1 "2005-08-03T22:44:54Z")

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[CNN story](http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/03/tv.chappelle.sshow.ap/index.html)

Ah, well. You made us laugh our asses off for two seasons, Dave.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/2 "2005-08-03T22:48:55Z")

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I’m sad.

Alas, they may as well go out on top.

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**Author:** ![brickbacon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@brickbacon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brickbacon)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/3 "2005-08-03T22:53:47Z")

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Actually, Charlie Murphy said the show is over, not Dave Chappelle. While he may be right, I’m waiting to hear it from Comedy Central, or Chappelle himself.

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**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/4 "2005-08-03T22:54:00Z")

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I don’t believe this- not b/c I really wanted season 3, but b/c Chappelle was supposed to get 50 million in a matter of years, right?!

Well, he did get 15 million from dvd sales didn’t he? [Forbes.com](http://Forbes.com) said so I think…

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**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/5 "2005-08-03T22:55:14Z")

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I mean he’s a not-very-well known actor who got paid 1 million for season 1. What about his 50 million?! What about it? I WANT HIM TO HAVE 50 MILLION DOLLARS. ☹

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/6 "2005-08-04T00:50:54Z")

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I’ve accepted many things at face value: that Michael Jackson may not be guilty, that Martin Luther King was no saint, that Mr. T was never really a badass, that Tupac and Biggie Smalls faked their deaths to fight crime across America, that pimpin’ really ain’t easy. But This I Refuse To Believe.

La la la la la la la la la la la la I can’t heeeeear youuuuu la la la la la la la la.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/7 "2005-08-04T00:55:23Z")

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Forget the money. What about the episodes that were all but done for season 3?

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/8 "2005-08-04T00:56:08Z")

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> [@brickbacon](#):
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> Actually, Charlie Murphy said the show is over, not Dave Chappelle. While he may be right, I’m waiting to hear it from Comedy Central, or Chappelle himself.

Just what I was thinking. Charlie Murphy is a lot of things, but a reliable news source? I don’t know. Not after his stories about Prince and Rick James. 😉

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**Author:** ![mza662](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@mza662](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mza662)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/9 "2005-08-04T01:06:54Z")

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Let’s hope this isn’t the case, but more so hope that Dave gets his life sorted out while he’s away. Must have had a lot of pressure on him to go and get away like he’s done.

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**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/10 "2005-08-04T01:07:37Z")

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Yeah, I mean _part of the season is completed already_

and

50 MILLION DOLLARS  
Can you do math? The two add up… 😃

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/11 "2005-08-04T01:16:10Z")

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> [@mza662](#):
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> Let’s hope this isn’t the case, but more so hope that Dave gets his life sorted out while he’s away. Must have had a lot of pressure on him to go and get away like he’s done.

What amuses me is that he went to South Africa. I know Apartheid is officially over and done with, but of all the world’s vacation spots SA doesn’t exactly strike me as a good place to trek.

Maybe there are facts I’m missing.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/12 "2005-08-04T01:19:49Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> What amuses me is that he went to South Africa. I know Apartheid is officially over and done with, but of all the world’s vacation spots SA doesn’t exactly strike me as a good place to trek.
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> Maybe there are facts I’m missing.

If you have money, and I think we can assume that Dave has money, SA has some incredible places to hang.

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/13 "2005-08-04T01:30:17Z")

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Four thumbs down!

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**Author:** ![ZeroGyro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47774/32.png) [@ZeroGyro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZeroGyro)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/14 "2005-08-04T01:30:55Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> What amuses me is that he went to South Africa. I know Apartheid is officially over and done with, but of all the world’s vacation spots SA doesn’t exactly strike me as a good place to trek.
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> Maybe there are facts I’m missing.

In the TIME magazine article that came out a while ago, Dave explained that a Muslim friend of his lives there and he was staying with him. As he explains it, it wasn’t a vacation as much as a spiritual retreat.

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**Author:** ![davenportavenger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@davenportavenger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davenportavenger)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/15 "2005-08-04T02:29:46Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> What amuses me is that he went to South Africa. I know Apartheid is officially over and done with, but of all the world’s vacation spots SA doesn’t exactly strike me as a good place to trek.

Wasn’t he in a drug treatment center there? Maybe it had a really good reputation, or he knew one of the doctors.

Boo to this news! Also, what about those season three episodes? I have to believe they’ll come out in some form eventually, Comedy Central would be an idiot not to show them.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/16 "2005-08-04T02:43:04Z")

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> [@continuity eror](#):
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> Wasn’t he in a drug treatment center there? Maybe it had a really good reputation, or he knew one of the doctors.
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> Boo to this news! Also, what about those season three episodes? I have to believe they’ll come out in some form eventually, Comedy Central would be an idiot not to show them.

He swears it wasn’t drug-related.

It’s possible the sketches already completed will be released directly to DVD.

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/17 "2005-08-04T03:03:17Z")

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Yeah, $50 million is a lot of money, but if he needed to stop, I respect him for doing so rather than phoning it in. I don’t know what was going on with him, but it must have been pretty bad, so I’m glad he was able to do the right thing for himself. That said, I hope he feels better soon and makes many more seasons of _Chappelle’s Show_. I’ll miss his show.

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**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/18 "2005-08-04T03:08:26Z")

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I’m relieved. I expected this thread to detail the news of Dave’s death. While he’s alive, there’s always the chance of more Dave, in some manner or other.

Oh, _there’s_ the silver lining!

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**Author:** ![Lochdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@Lochdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lochdale)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/19 "2005-08-04T03:42:45Z")

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Maybe the pressure just got to him? Seems like a very human reaction to me. He created some great shows so perhaps he just needs a break.

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dave-chappelle-says-later-bitches/315489/20 "2005-08-04T04:36:38Z")

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It could be a complete swerve, too. But it’s all pretty elaborate for a big hoax. If it’s really over I’ll be very disappointed.

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