# DaveBear ... have you started any non sex related threads? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 28, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593 "2003-04-28T03:45:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/41 "2003-04-29T21:23:36Z")
Goddamn this is turning into some big love fest with a sideline in S&M … BBQ Pit my arse… (not literally Dave 😛 ) ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/42 "2003-04-29T21:39:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > \*\*Goddamn this is turning into some big love fest with a sideline in S&M … > > BBQ Pit my arse… (not literally Dave 😛 ) \*\* **Rhino’sHoney**! I’ve missed you! Hey! Who’s the nekkid person? AND WHO STOLE MY WHIP? ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/43 "2003-04-29T21:47:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > \*\*Goddamn this is turning into some big love fest with a sideline in S&M … > > BBQ Pit my arse… (not literally Dave 😛 ) \*\* I’ll pit your arse if you let _DB_ near with his whip. I don’t know what sick fantasies he’s been harboring these last few weeks, but he better keep them to himself! Granted I’d have to make some shit up to pit you, but I’d have plenty of fun doing it. Now where’d that sick old hairy bastard go with that whip? ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/44 "2003-04-29T21:59:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > \*\*I’ll pit your arse if you let _DB_ near with his whip. \*\* Is he the one that has my whip?:mad: ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/45 "2003-04-29T22:38:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > **Rhino’sHoney! I’ve missed you!** [Hijack]Thanks hon… had a coupla bad days… haven’t been in the mood to post much really nor even read… been catching up a bit today. Am just sitting wishing life was simpler ☹ [/Hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/46 "2003-04-29T22:46:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > \*\*[Hijack]Thanks hon… had a coupla bad days… haven’t been in the mood to post much really nor even read… been catching up a bit today. Am just sitting wishing life was simpler ☹ [/Hijack] \*\* I’m so sorry.☹ If you feel the need to vent to an anonymous stranger, you know where to find me. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/47 "2003-04-29T23:16:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > **Goddamn this is turning into some big love fest with a sideline in S&M …** > > That’s Branwen’s fault. She wore her Dom suit and brought her whip. > > **BBQ Pit my arse…** > > Mmmmm! Honey’s glazed ham! Yummm-meee! 😉 > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Branwen_ > **AND WHO STOLE MY WHIP?** > > Whip? You mean this little thing? _wizzzzzzzz…CRACK!_ > _A blood curdling scream is heard emanating from flybynight, as he bolts for the door_ > Here, you can have it back. I was just…ummm…testing it for you. 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > **had a coupla bad days… haven’t been in the mood to post much really nor even read… been catching up a bit today. Am just sitting wishing life was simpler ☹** > > **{{{{{Honey}}}}}** > > So, how come you haven’t poured it all out to your friendly neighborhood bartender? You know you can vent to me, any time. ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/48 "2003-04-29T23:54:02Z")
Thanks **Branwen and Davebear** , but I’m not in the place in my head to do that just yet… but when I get there, you’ll be my first port(s) of call {{{{{ hugs for caring though }}}}}}}}} (Dave, if/when that happens, we’ll need LOTS of booze… lots and lots and lots!!!) BTW Branwen and Davebear… awhhhhhh you sound a cute couple ya know lol… ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/49 "2003-04-30T00:12:57Z")
_runs through the thread, flashing_ Just thought I’d heighten the tone of the thread, or something. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/50 "2003-04-30T00:55:10Z")
_Wolf Whistle_ Ow! My neck! Sorry, **Honey**. You were saying? Oh, right! Lots and lots of booze. No problem. 🙂 But, I think you’ve got **Branwen** paired off with the wrong guy. I think she’s really a Mouseketeer, at heart. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/51 "2003-04-30T01:25:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > \*\*Goddamn this is turning into some big love fest with a sideline in S&M … > > \*\* So it did…and I’m late ☹ . ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/52 "2003-04-30T02:25:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by betenoir \* > \*\*So it did…and I’m late ☹ . \*\* That’s true. So, no punishment for you, until you’ve earned it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/53 "2003-04-30T02:38:56Z")
While I still believe that sex threads aren’t exactly what I want to come here to read, they do tend to be titled correctly and I can just avoid them, although I still wish there weren’t so many to avoid. (I can notice the high percentage of them by the titles – it isn’t always necessary to read them to see that they exist. I didn’t see this one coming, though. Oh well, one sex thread won’t hurt me.) ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/54 "2003-04-30T02:54:14Z")
{{{ **Rhino’sHoney** }}}, it’s a standing offer, so if you ever need to talk, feel free. **Davebear** , mouseketeer, huh? Cute, but need I remind you who it was that used the whip on **flybynight**? ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/55 "2003-04-30T04:15:26Z")
_flouncing in, fashionably late in fuck-me pumps_ **Davebear** , you enjoy the party down here for now. I’ll meet you upstairs in an hour. _walks up the stairs, hips swaying seductively_ ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/56 "2003-04-30T07:40:56Z")
Damn! I need to pop in more often. Did I miss the party? I don’t have a whip, but I have a scepter. It has 3 speeds and 9 attachments. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/57 "2003-04-30T11:09:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > \*\* I didn’t see this one coming, though. Oh well, one sex thread won’t hurt me.) \*\* You didn’t see this coming? Girl, don’t go crossing any busy streets by yourself. If you didn’t see _this_ coming, you got **no** chance of seeing a tiny little thing like a Mack truck coming. 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\* Davebear, mouseketeer, huh? Cute, but need I remind you who it was that used the whip on flybynight? \*\* 😃 I don’t think he enjoyed it, though. He hasn’t been back, since. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by kung fu lola_ > \*\* _flouncing in, fashionably late in fuck-me pumps_ Davebear, you enjoy the party down here for now. I’ll meet you upstairs in an hour. > > _walks up the stairs, hips swaying seductively_ \*\* :eek: _Wolf whistle!_ An hour? Okay! 😃 _Wipes the drool off his chin and checks the time…every thirty seconds_ Anyone know what time it is? I think my watch is running slow. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hillbilly queen \* > \*\* Damn! I need to pop in more often. Did I miss the party? I don’t have a whip, but I have a scepter. It has 3 speeds and 9 attachments. \*\* 😃 Miss the party? No, it’s just getting started. Nice scepter, your Majesty. And, that’s quite a pair of royal orbs you’re packing, as well. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/58 "2003-04-30T12:07:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*😃 I don’t think he enjoyed it, though. He hasn’t been back, since. \*\* Can you blame him? I think you scared him off. And is anyone else **not** surprised that **Davebear** would be the one most likely to get pitted and get lucky all in the same thread? I think y’all can keep that whip, too. I’m kind of afraid of where it’s been, now.:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/59 "2003-04-30T12:17:48Z")
_runs in a with a giant sized pack of baby wipes … just in case ya know_ And no **Branwen** I am so NOT surprised that **Dave** can get pitted and lukcy at the same time… but isn’t that kinda part of his charm (ahem 😛 ) \*hands **Branwen** some antiseptic wipes for her whip… like you say, you never know 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/60 "2003-04-30T14:20:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > **Can you blame him? I think you scared him off.** Such a wuss! :rolleyes: It only bled a _little_. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > **And is anyone else not surprised that Davebear would be the one most likely to get pitted and get lucky all in the same thread?** Well, _I_ was surprised. I figured sooner or later someone would Pit me for it, but I didn’t expect it to be so nice. 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*I think y’all can keep that whip, too. I’m kind of afraid of where it’s been, now.:eek: \*\* Cool! Thanks! 🙂 It’s clean, now, though. I licked it clean, because the handle was a little slippery, from when you had it inserted in your…_ahem_…um, thank you. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > \*\*but isn’t that kinda part of his charm \*\* Awww! 😊 > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > \*\* (ahem 😛 )_\* Hey! ☹ mumble mumble _said_ she liked me mumble mumble asshat! mumble grumble [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593.md?page=4)