# DaveBear ... have you started any non sex related threads? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 28, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593 "2003-04-28T03:45:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/61 "2003-04-30T14:43:07Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Davebear \* **It’s clean, now, though. I licked it clean, because the handle was a little slippery, from when you had it inserted in your…_ahem_…um, thank you.** [QUOTE] What were _you_ drinking last night? That wasn’t me! Hell, I was at home, in bed (alone) by 12:30! ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/62 "2003-04-30T14:44:16Z")
Oh, those damned tags! ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/63 "2003-04-30T15:04:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kung fu lola \* > \*\*_flouncing in, fashionably late in fuck-me pumps_ **Davebear** , you enjoy the party down here for now. I’ll meet you upstairs in an hour. > > _walks up the stairs, hips swaying seductively_ \*\* Wow. I guess you could teach me something about how to make a late entrance 🙂 . ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/64 "2003-04-30T15:06:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > \*\*Oh well, one sex thread won’t hurt me.) \*\* It might, if you do it right. ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/65 "2003-04-30T15:32:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\* mumble mumble _said_ she liked me mumble mumble asshat! mumble grumble \*\* :eek: Is that like a mini-pit at me :eek: Thats too cool :D:p ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/66 "2003-04-30T15:51:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > \*\*:eek: Is that like a mini-pit at me :eek: Thats too cool :D:p \*\* My goodness, I think it was!:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/67 "2003-04-30T17:30:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*What were _you_ drinking last night? That wasn’t me! Hell, I was at home, in bed (alone) by 12:30! \*\* See what happens, when you don’t read every post? Besides, no one said anything about it taking two people. 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Betenoir \* > **Wow. I guess you could teach me something about how to make a late entrance 🙂 .** Hell, I’m thinking **Lola** could teach _Cher_ how to make an entrance! 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Betenoir \* > **It might, if you do it right.** LOL! Wanna see my whip, little girl? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/68 "2003-04-30T18:05:04Z")
Nevermind about the sex threads, is it not possible for you to write a sentence without a great big grinning smilie in it? People can guess that you’re being light-hearted without them. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/69 "2003-04-30T18:11:58Z")
Nevermind about the sex threads, is it not possible for you to write a sentence without a great big grinning smilie in it? People can guess that you’re being light-hearted without them. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/70 "2003-04-30T18:39:35Z")
**Francesca** People can guess thatyou would like action taken in one post. Two are not needed. 😉 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/71 "2003-04-30T20:41:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Francesca \* > \*\*Nevermind about the sex threads, is it not possible for you to write a sentence without a great big grinning smilie in it? People can guess that you’re being light-hearted without them. \*\* 😃 I’m pretty sure it IS possible. 😃 But, I’d prefer not to. 😃 I have, actually, made a number of posts that didn’t include smilies. 😃 But, I’ve already had more than one misunderstanding, due to ambiguity. 😃 People don’t always take things in the spirit in which they’re offered. 😃 At least, with a smilie, it’s pretty obvious what the intent is (generally) 😃 So, I think I’ll stick to using them, if it’s all the same to you. 😃 Or, even if it _isn’t_. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/72 "2003-05-01T00:35:15Z")
Congratulation, Dave. It seems appropriate that post 69 in this thread was one of yours :D. ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/73 "2003-05-01T03:10:03Z")
Funny how everywhere **Dave** goes, he starts a party. Yup, you are _so_ my type. 😉 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*So, I think I’ll stick to using them, if it’s all the same to you. \*\* No, no, stick it _to_ **Francesca** , silly. This is the Pit, guys. Or you could always stick it in, but I think that’s already been covered with the whip. Or, I mean, the whip has been covered…oh, nevermind. See what you DO, Dave? And for the record, I’ve been so busy I haven’t Doped much this past week and I miss checking in on the sex threads. Especially the flirting circle with **Rhino’sHoney** and **Branwen**. ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/74 "2003-05-01T04:54:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > **Hell, I’m thinking Lola could teach _Cher_ how to make an entrance! 🙂** **Davebear** honey (and you too, **betenoir** ), let me tell you a littel secret. Everything I know about being a saucy, witty, kittenish siren, I learned from [her](http://www.madonnalicious.com/imagespremieres/1996ukevita4.jpg). So you coming up or what, **Dave**? There is a bottle of veuve cliquot that I’ve been dying to take a bath in, and that bubbly ain’t gonna just leap out of the bottle and onto me all by itself, now is it? ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/75 "2003-05-01T08:25:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Searching For Truth \* > \*\*And for the record, I’ve been so busy I haven’t Doped much this past week and I miss checking in on the sex threads. Especially the flirting circle with **Rhino’sHoney** and **Branwen**. \*\* Is that like those old fashioned sewing circles but with thigh high boots, whips and baby oil??? :D:p ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/76 "2003-05-01T10:44:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by betenoir \* > **Congratulation, Dave. It seems appropriate that post 69 in this thread was one of yours . 😃** Mmmmm! _69!_ 😛 Yummmm-meee! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Searching For Truth \* > \*\*Funny how everywhere **Dave** goes, he starts a party. Yup, you are _so_ my type. 😉 > > No, no, stick it _to_ **Francesca** , silly. This is the Pit, guys. Or you could always stick it in, but I think that’s already been covered with the whip. Or, I mean, the whip has been covered…oh, nevermind. See what you DO, Dave? > > And for the record, I’ve been so busy I haven’t Doped much this past week and I miss checking in on the sex threads. Especially the flirting circle with **Rhino’sHoney** and **Branwen**. \*\* **SFT!!!** WooHoo! **SFT** is here! Come over here, and gimme a great big Pit Party kiss! You are _so **my** _ type, sunshine! 😃 Oops! There’s another big ol’ smilie. Oh, well. I guess **Francesca** will just have to …ummm…suck it up. 😃 And, Pit or no Pit, I ain’t stickin’ _nothin’_ in her. I don’t even _know_ the lady. We’ve missed ya’, **SFT**. I hope life eases up, soon, so you can come back and play more often. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by kung fu lola_ > \*\*Davebear honey (and you too, betenoir), let me tell you a littel secret. Everything I know about being a saucy, witty, kittenish siren, I learned from her. > > So you coming up or what, Dave? There is a bottle of veuve cliquot that I’ve been dying to take a bath in, and that bubbly ain’t gonna just leap out of the bottle and onto me all by itself, now is it?\*\* Honey, you’ve got more class than _that_ skank-ho ever will! Lead the way. I wanna watch you sashay up those stairs from close range, this time! And, it ain’t just the bottle that’s ready to pop! 😃 Excuse us, folks. We’ll be back in an hour, or two. Probably. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney_ > \*\*Is that like those old fashioned sewing circles but with thigh high boots, whips and baby oil??? \*\* Kind of. I think we do a fair amount of needling, too, though. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/77 "2003-05-01T17:19:11Z")
Thanks, **Dave**. Be sure to give me a hug after you come back downstairs. (And after you shower. From what I can tell, you’re going to be very sticky.) After next Wednesday, all of my major stuff will be out of the way, and I’ll be breezing my way into summer break! (And back into the SD addiction.) I think the ‘Spit and Swallow Pub’ crowd should collect and name themselves. You are, afterall, a force to be reckoned with when it comes to discussions of sex. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/78 "2003-05-01T18:36:54Z")
Hey, a party! I thought I’d better gatecrash just so you’d know I wasn’t sore at not being invited 😃 Now, _obviously_ some _other guy_ is the one doing fun stuff upstairs with the hot chick :dubious:, but it’s all right, I came prepared. _Takes out trumpet, sticks mute in the business end, and starts playing some seriously sleazy music_ ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/79 "2003-05-01T20:43:30Z")
So now that **Davebear** is out of the way, and we’ve got some music going on, how about all you perdy ladies come on over here with me… and don’t forget the whip! ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/80 "2003-05-01T23:36:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Searching For Truth \* > \*\*Thanks, **Dave**. Be sure to give me a hug after you come back downstairs. \*\* Wow. ☹ I woulda’ invited you to join me, upstairs, but I didn’t think you’d accept, if that’s what the cold shoulder is about. Here, I’m practically doing the Snoopy Dance, because I’m so happy to see you, I ask you for a kiss, and you offer me a “stranger hug”? :dubious: ☹ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Malacandra \* > \*\*_Takes out trumpet, sticks mute in the business end, and starts playing some seriously sleazy music_ \*\* Don’t blame me, man. It was a surprise party. Glad you brought your horn, though. Wanna jam on some blues? I’m feelin’ kinda low, right now. _Pops the case on his flugel, sets up, and begins wailing on My Wasted Tears_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593.md?page=5)