# DaveBear ... have you started any non sex related threads? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 28, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593 "2003-04-28T03:45:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/101 "2003-05-02T16:46:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > \*\*Hear that **Davebear**? She likes _me_! And in _your_ pit party nonetheless. You probably should have tried harder to scare me away earlier. Now it’s just to late 😛 \*\* Yeah, yeah. Just one of many little slaps in the face I’ve gotten from Bran, since that joke in your thread backfired on me. But, I knew she was a Mouseketeer, even before that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/102 "2003-05-02T17:40:37Z")
Hell, right at this point I’m shocked that a completely (well, mostly) innocent statement became a pit worthy post. I’d never even thought of it that way. Good call, **flyboy**. Wow, I’m naughty without even trying. No wonder why I’m headed for the 7th level of hell.:eek: **Davebear** , by my count you’ve been with at least 2 different women in ths thread, with at least one more waiting. Don’t worry, you’ll be so busy you won’t even notice I’m gone.😉 So **flyboy** , how YOU doin’. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/103 "2003-05-02T18:05:08Z")
Don’t forget that the host of this party well equipped to deal with any overabundance of ladies. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/104 "2003-05-03T00:12:50Z")
**Davebear** , I wouldn’t say that I swing both ways, necessarily. Just…explorative. And can I tell you that your kiss made my night? I got chills. Honestly. Swear to God. Share, **betenoir**? Maybe a little later? **Branwen** , I thought I might be taking advantage of you a bit, in your somewhat preoccupied and drunken state, but I didn’t think you’d mind…_too_ much. Besides, it’ll be worth it in the end. And naughty without trying? You were wearing thigh-highs! That’s trying if I ever saw it. Or cheating, at least. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/105 "2003-05-03T00:32:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CuriousCanuck \* > \*\*Don’t forget that the host of this party well equipped to deal with any overabundance of ladies. 😃 \*\* So, **CuriousCanuck** , what exactly is it that you are curious about? Ever wondered what it’s like to spank a mostly lesbian Tim Horton’s employee? ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/106 "2003-05-03T00:50:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Searching For Truth \* > \*\ ***Branwen** , I thought I might be taking advantage of you a bit, in your somewhat preoccupied and drunken state, but I didn’t think you’d mind…_too_ much. Besides, it’ll be worth it in the end. And naughty without trying? You were wearing thigh-highs! That’s trying if I ever saw it. Or cheating, at least. 🙂 \*\* Oh no, when I try to be naughty I am (sort of). What’s disturbing is when I am without trying. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/107 "2003-05-03T02:20:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kung fu lola \* > \*\*So, **CuriousCanuck** , what exactly is it that you are curious about? > Ever wondered what it’s like to spank a mostly lesbian Tim Horton’s employee? \*\* You know, I have wondered that actually. I can spank you double double, or maybe just give you triple cream from my sugar… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/108 "2003-05-03T02:57:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Searching For Truth \* > \*\ ***Davebear** , I wouldn’t say that I swing both ways, necessarily. Just…explorative. And can I tell you that your kiss made my night? I got chills. Honestly. Swear to God. \*\* You can tell me that as often as you like. 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Searching For Truth \* > **Share, betenoir? Maybe a little later?** You wanna share **betenoir**? Umm…well, we could ask her, I guess. That explorative streak making itself heard, again? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/109 "2003-05-03T04:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\* > > You wanna share **betenoir**? Umm…well, we could ask her, I guess. That explorative streak making itself heard, again? 😉 \*\* Ummm…if you look back, Dave, it was me suggested sharing you 😃 . Damn, here I thought you hung on my every word 🙂 😃 . But…maye I’ll wait and have you all to myself…Searching, I expect him handed over in reasonaly good condition or I shall be very cross. ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/110 "2003-05-03T04:45:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*Hell, right at this point I’m shocked that a completely (well, mostly) innocent statement became a pit worthy post. I’d never even thought of it that way. Good call, **flyboy**. > > Wow, I’m naughty without even trying. No wonder why I’m headed for the 7th level of hell.:eek: > > So **flyboy** , how YOU doin’. 😃 \*\* I read that first part a few times. I have no idea what you’re talking about, but if it was a good call by me, then hell, that’s cool, I like being right! So how am _I_ doin’? Well, I _was_ spending my Friday night trying to make it to the 8th level of hell. Unlike you, I was sorely dissapointed at only 7. I’m pretty ashamed of myself actually. If only I’d have found the girl I was looking for, maybe I’d be in the 9th by now 😃 But alas, looks like I’m stuck in 7 for another night… but what can ya do? ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/111 "2003-05-03T05:06:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > **I read that first part a few times. I have no idea what you’re talking about, but if it was a good call by me, then hell, that’s cool, I like being right!** Sorry I confused you.🙂 I know what I meant, but hell if I can explain it now.😃 Maybe I’ll figure it out later. But still, good on ya.😉 \*\* > [@](#): > > So how am _I_ doin’? Well, I _was_ spending my Friday night trying to make it to the 8th level of hell. Unlike you, I was sorely dissapointed at only 7. I’m pretty ashamed of myself actually. If only I’d have found the girl I was looking for, maybe I’d be in the 9th by now 😃 But alas, looks like I’m stuck in 7 for another night… but what can ya do? \*\* You still had a better night then I did. You’re headed for 7th, too? Well, at least I know that for now, I’ll be in good company. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/112 "2003-05-03T05:42:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by betenoir \* > \*\*Ummm…if you look back, Dave, it was me suggested sharing you 😃 . > > Damn, here I thought you hung on my every word 🙂 😃 . > > But…maye I’ll wait and have you all to myself…Searching, I expect him handed over in reasonably good condition or I shall be very cross. \*\* Ohhhhhh! Is _that_ how it started? 😉 I just thought you might prefer the idea of _being_ shared by me and my newly exploratory friend. But, if not, I’m game. 🙂 I _am_ hung…I mean…I _do_ hang on your every word. But, hell, I’m not sure I was in reasonably good condition when I got here. More like, “Rode hard and put up wet”, as they say in the horse trade. Holy shit! I really _can’t_ help it! Oh, well. Someone will have fun with those. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > **I read that first part a few times. I have no idea what you’re talking about, but if it was a good call by me, then hell, that’s cool, I like being right!** Oh, good. It wasn’t just me. And, yes, definitely take the credit, even when you don’t why. But, you’re not supposed to admit to not knowing why. That’s on page three of the Guy’s Handbook. Haven’t you read it? ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/113 "2003-05-03T10:00:22Z")
You guys have been having a party in my absence??? Oh my god, the floors sticky (really really hopes that someone split something… **Dave** it wasn’t you was it??? 😃 ) I’ve had the shittiest week ever but ya know something? I am doing fine guys, just fine… and I’ll tell ya why soon as I get an email and make a phone call… So where’s my drink **Dave** and what should I wear to this party??? ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/114 "2003-05-03T10:09:24Z")
Jesus christ, if you want a flirt thread to vomit your smilies out in and chat about how lovely you all are, start one in MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/115 "2003-05-03T10:12:14Z")
My goodness… leave you guys alone for a few days and you manage to even turn the pit into a social club. The boards are going to hell in a handbasket for sure! This is the pit isn’t it? _scrolls back up top to check__Hello this is where you’re supposed to rant and rave and get all pissed off!_ Then you get to say fuck gratuitously or somesuch. Oh and dave… I think you’re thinking of a different sort of guys handbook. One with lots of pictures. Guys don’t read 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/116 "2003-05-03T14:28:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > \*\*You guys have been having a party in my absence??? Oh my god, the floors sticky (really really hopes that someone split something… **Dave** it wasn’t you was it??? 😃 ) > > I’ve had the shittiest week ever but ya know something? I am doing fine guys, just fine… and I’ll tell ya why soon as I get an email and make a phone call… > > So where’s my drink **Dave** and what should I wear to this party??? \*\* Yeah, there _are_ some sticky spots. I think Lola may have still been dripping from her bath, when she came back downstairs. Sorry about your week. The bar’s over there. I’m just a guest, here. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Francesca_ > \*\*Jesus christ, if you want a flirt thread to vomit your smilies out in and chat about how lovely you all are, start one in MPSIMS. \*\* Hey, look guys! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D **Francesca** ’s back!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tanookie \* > \*\*My goodness… leave you guys alone for a few days and you manage to even turn the pit into a social club. The boards are going to hell in a handbasket for sure! This is the pit isn’t it? _scrolls back up top to check_ _Hello this is where you’re supposed to rant and rave and get all pissed off!_ Then you get to say fuck gratuitously or somesuch. > > Oh and dave… I think you’re thinking of a different sort of guys handbook. One with lots of pictures. Guys don’t read 😉 \*\* Oh. Okay. Fuck! Well I guess that not reading thing would explain my need to use smilies, huh? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/117 "2003-05-03T14:31:29Z")
> [@](#): > > Jesus christ, if you want a flirt thread to vomit your smilies out in and chat about how lovely you all are, start one in MPSIMS. I don’t know if I am going to hurl, shudder my brains out from the creepy factor, or just have nightmares for the next week and a half, but Jeeeeeeeeeezuz, would you people go masturbate somewhere other than the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/118 "2003-05-03T14:38:32Z")
**Diane** if you don’t want to be in this party I am hosting you can leave. If you want to stay but do not wish to see anyone masturbating, then my I suggest you go “help those people out”… more are always welcome. 😃 **Davebear** you are more than a guest… you are the guest of honour… and I am impressed by how you managed to getthe ceiling sticky too… ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/119 "2003-05-03T14:45:03Z")
I guess I was just under the impression that the creepy “I need to get fucked badly and can’t so I’ll do the next best thing and jizz all over myself with the help of the SDMB” threads went in MPSIMS. I would suggest you as a Mod to move your “party”. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593/120 "2003-05-03T14:59:46Z")
You would suggest me as a mod? Thanks… I’ll use you as a reference then in my reference letter to Lynn/Ed/Tuba/etc? And a long time ago I told the mods to move this to whatever forum is appropriate. It has stayed here, and everyone seems to be enjoying themselves. But, if you want this to be pit worthy, then may I invite you to get your fucking prying ass out of my motherfucking thread and stop reading it if it bugs you, you syphillitic hosebag. [sub] I don’t **really** mean all the insults, though the sentiment that you leave if you do not like it here is real[/sub] Now that that is out of the way… who wants to do some tequila body shots? 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davebear-have-you-started-any-non-sex-related-threads/171593.md?page=7)