# David Hyde Pierce ends self-delusion

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 1, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340 "2007-06-01T14:32:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/21 "2007-06-01T15:34:51Z")

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I liked his nonchalant way of coming out. He wasn’t on the cover of People (yet…) and it wasn’t a big presser. He just casually mentioned it.

I don’t have a problem with closet celebs. We still live in a world where that can hurt your career. Sad but true.

Weird coincidence. I saw Spamalot’s touring production Wednesday night and despite DHP’s absence in the cast, he was on my mind.

I actually wondered, in the theater, if DHP was a confirmed gay man. I knew of the rumors, but I never knew his status.

The next day, this story hit the net. Weird.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/22 "2007-06-01T15:41:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
When was the last time Kelsey Grammar declared his hetrosexuality?  
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That \*Frasier \*episode with Patrick Stewart?

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/23 "2007-06-01T15:43:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]  
Agree, but the masses didn’t know- its not like he ever regaled Leno with an anecdote about something that happened to him and his partner in bed.  
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No one comes out on Leno. He was out in a mainstream magazine article a good 10 years ago. I’m amazed anyone thought he was still in the closet.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/24 "2007-06-01T15:44:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]  
And in other news, the sky is blue 🙂

My guess as to who’s next to come out- Clay Aiken, Kevin Spacey, or Alton Brown.  
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Alton Brown may take a while - he’s married with a kid

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/25 "2007-06-01T15:47:20Z")

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In other news, the Pope is still going about his business in the Vatican, and bears are still going about theirs in the woods.

But if coming out publicly does something positive for DHP–whether it’s personal or career-related–more power to him. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/26 "2007-06-01T15:51:26Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
Alton Brown may take a while - he’s married with a kid  
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Beards. The truth probably won’t surface until a homeless, drug-addled Little Elton is found by a reporter, who gets the sordid, Frugal Gourmet-esque story out of him 🙂

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/27 "2007-06-01T15:53:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]  
Known in such circles as “beards” 😉  
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Or, more likely, he’s straight. I never got “that” vibe off him, but DHP had my radar pinging.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/28 "2007-06-01T15:54:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]  
Frugal Gourmet-esque  
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Frugal? Honey, have you seen his gear?

😃

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/29 "2007-06-01T15:59:57Z")

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Anybody who kluges together a smoker out of gardening equipment rather than going to Lowe’s and buying one definitely qualifies as “frugal.”

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/30 "2007-06-01T16:00:56Z")

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Awhile back, I took some flack on a thread when I mentioned that three of the stars of Frazier were Gay: Pierce, Butler and Mahoney (Niles, Bulldog and Martin characters). It was certainly no secret about any of them when I lived in West Hollywood and had friends working for the show.

Although I liked Pierce as Niles on the show, he seems to be quite an annoying, pompous little prick. In several interviews he has made some arrogant comments about television and he tends to gush on and on about the true “art” of the theater…not that I haven’t heard all that before by thousands of actors, but Pierce has bitten the rather wealthy hand that fed him and made him a household name, and now is resorting to the age-old theater mantra of “only theater is a real art form”.

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**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/31 "2007-06-01T16:02:14Z")

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[QUOTE=ivylass]  
Or, more likely, he’s straight. I never got “that” vibe off him, but DHP had my radar pinging.  
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Off topic, but I once compiled a list of the homosexual subtleties that Good Eats is teeming with, and it was a pretty long list. I remember “hogtied teenage pizza delivery boy in the back of AB’s car” as being pretty high on the list.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/32 "2007-06-01T16:04:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]  
Beards. The truth probably won’t surface until a homeless, drug-addled Little Elton is found by a reporter, who gets the sordid, Frugal Gourmet-esque story out of him 🙂  
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My eyes! Anyway, it would be with nerdy assistant chef dude Paul, not Little Elton. Trust me. 😃

And, \*\*silenus, \*\* I always just thought AB simply really enjoyed putting gadgets together. After all, he has attached a pasta maker to an ironing board, smoked his own bacon in old lockers, and built an elaborated turkey-frying rig. Less frugal than lookit this neat thing I made.

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**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/33 "2007-06-01T16:08:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Telperien]  
My eyes! Anyway, it would be with nerdy assistant chef dude Paul, not Little Elton. Trust me. 😃

And, \*\*silenus, \*\* I always just thought AB simply really enjoyed putting gadgets together. After all, he has attached a pasta maker to an ironing board, smoked his own bacon in old lockers, and built an elaborated turkey-frying rig. Less frugal than lookit this neat thing I made.  
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The pasta maker attached to the ironing board is my favorite, but let’s not forget the overly elaborate and labor intensive “device” he created to extract a half ounce of liquid smoke 🙂

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/34 "2007-06-01T16:10:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]  
The pasta maker attached to the ironing board is my favorite, but let’s not forget the overly elaborate and labor intensive “device” he created to extract a half ounce of liquid smoke 🙂  
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When he smoked the salmon? He’s smoked so many things, it seems, that they all run together at times.

ETA: maybe we should start a _Good Eats_ thread.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/35 "2007-06-01T16:10:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Telperien]  
smoked his own bacon  
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Am I the only one who thinks this sounds really obscene?

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/36 "2007-06-01T16:11:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Marley23]  
Am I the only one who thinks this sounds really obscene?  
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No. I thought so when I previewed, but decided to let it stand.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/37 "2007-06-01T16:11:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]  
Beards. The truth probably won’t surface until a homeless, drug-addled Little Elton is found by a reporter, who gets the sordid, Frugal Gourmet-esque story out of him 🙂  
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the kid that plays “Little Elton” - he’ll come out once he’s thru puberty; but Alton, never. As for the hog-tied pizza boy? How else could AB have scored a uniform to sneak in his own GE pizzas?

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**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/38 "2007-06-01T16:14:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Telperien]  
smoked his own bacon in old lockers,  
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So that’s what the kids are calling it these days!

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/39 "2007-06-01T16:24:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Telperien]  
No. I thought so when I previewed, but decided to let it stand.  
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Thanks for that. I’ll try to throw it into a conversation sometime.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/david-hyde-pierce-ends-self-delusion/406340/40 "2007-06-01T16:31:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Liberal]  
Guin is right. Sheesh. Bad titling has made its way from the Pit to Cafe. Pierce wasn’t self-delusional, and he wasn’t shocked.  
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Shit-we agree?! AAAHHH!!! The end is near!  
😛

**KneadToKnow** , I didn’t get that **Lib** said we couldn’t joke about it.

So, who next-Star Jones’s husband?

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