# DavidB, I summon thee
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568
**Category:** Great Debates
**Created:** [January 17, 2001, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568 "2001-01-17T21:14:16Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2001, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/21 "2001-01-18T21:19:37Z")
Wow, a GD I can participate in. How special.
OK, quickly, while this thread it still open. I need the guys to go get some monkey butlers. Girls. Show us your navels. Mods, you can fan me with palm leaves and feed me peeled grapes.
Hurry people! Let’s move. We could be locked out of here at any moment!
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### Author:  [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2001, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/22 "2001-01-19T11:12:25Z")
woo hoo! getting in the thread while the gettin’s good!
HUZZAH!
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### Author:  [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2001, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/23 "2001-01-19T12:37:37Z")
_I… am Gmork!!_
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### Author:  [@inertia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inertia)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2001, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/24 "2001-01-19T13:02:51Z")
Hey, what’s goin’ on? Who are you guys and what are all the bananas for?
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### Author:  [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2001, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/25 "2001-01-19T13:58:58Z")
c’mon, peeps- this is our chance to get crazy 60 style! It’s just like the phone booth fad, only badder!
Let’s see how many dopers we can fit into this threade before it closes…
rockin it out to detroit,
jb
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### Author:  [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/26 "2001-01-19T14:53:23Z")
My real name is actually David B. So… is it me you want? If not I’ll have some of that pizza with mouseblood.
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### Author:  [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/27 "2001-01-19T15:45:40Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jb\_farley \*
> \*\*c’mon, peeps- this is our chance to get crazy 60 style! \*\*
: **sdimbert** waits for the music to stop suddenly before sticking his head out through a potted plant:
[Bad German Accent]
Hmmm… veddy intelestink.
[/Bad German Accent]
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### Author:  [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/28 "2001-01-19T17:19:58Z")
**PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MOD BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!**
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### Author:  [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/29 "2001-01-19T17:31:14Z")
Hey andros, you sexy thing, long time no see!
:noogie:
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### Author:  [@PeeQueue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PeeQueue)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/30 "2001-01-19T18:52:35Z")
By the hoary hosts of Haggoth and Ymir’s frozen sea, I invoke the flames of Faltine to produce a cup of tea!
Oh, you said thee, nevermind…
PeeQueue
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### Author:  [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2001, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/31 "2001-01-19T19:33:33Z")
The “hoary” hosts of Haggoth?
Um … how much for a B.J.?
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### Author:  [@PeeQueue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PeeQueue)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2001, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/32 "2001-01-19T20:02:46Z")
Hey, it’s a real word, I swear!
sheesh, dirty minds… 😉
PeeQueue
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### Author:  [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/33 "2001-01-20T02:29:24Z")
I’m with **Ender24** , here.
Bring on the monkeyes!!!
[sub] I’m in a GD thread! I’m smert!![/sub]
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### Author:  [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/34 "2001-01-20T03:41:31Z")
All right, **relic\_11** , I’ll go get David Jones and Peter Tork, if you’ll fetch Mickey Dolenz and Michael Nesmith.
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### Author:  [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/35 "2001-01-20T03:54:56Z")
…To think I was avoiding GD because it was too serious and pseudo-intellectual.
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### Author:  [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/36 "2001-01-20T04:02:47Z")
I don’t think they’d come with me **tracer**.
“Excuse me Sirs? Will you come with me? What for? oh, nothing much, it involves a pentagram…”
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### Author:  [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/37 "2001-01-20T04:31:09Z")
omni-not wrote:
> [@](#):
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> …To think I was avoiding GD because it was too serious and pseudo-intellectual.
**PSEUDO?!?!!**
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### Author:  [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/38 "2001-01-20T04:35:25Z")
false, pretending, unauthentic
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### Author:  [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2001, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/39 "2001-01-20T07:10:30Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by tracer \*
> \*\*The “hoary” hosts of Haggoth?
> Um … how much for a B.J.? \*\*
I dunno, but I’ll give you me for a sawbuck. and you can do whatever you want with me.
jb
still waiting for pizza
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### Author:  [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2001, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/davidb-i-summon-thee/50568/40 "2001-01-20T14:47:04Z")
andros said:
> [@](#):
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> **PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MOD BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!**
Pssst. Andros. You’re sock-puppeting the wrong GD mod.
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