# Dawn of the Consecutive Thread Titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 29, 2004, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179 "2004-03-29T22:32:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2004, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/1 "2004-03-29T22:32:34Z")
From MPSIMS:
I’m a daddy!
I need a son like a hole in my head…
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### Author:  [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/2 "2004-03-29T22:47:14Z")
From the BBQ Pit:
“Woooo!!! I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHER F–K!!!”
WHAT ON EARTH is this horrible goo?! Damn you to HELL Golden Wok!
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### Author:  [@Feit\_C\_Taj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feit_C_Taj)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/3 "2004-03-30T01:15:50Z")
“The finance group is so quiet that…”
I need a son like I need a hole in my head
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/4 "2004-03-30T01:19:45Z")
So I had a date. What now?
“Wrong-O, Mary Lou!”
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### Author:  [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/5 "2004-03-30T01:50:17Z")
I’m depressed.
Depression totally sucks!
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### Author:  [@Toddly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toddly)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/6 "2004-03-30T02:05:00Z")
From MPSIMS
Chainsaws: Good
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
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### Author:  [@peasea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peasea)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/7 "2004-03-30T03:59:38Z")
coming out of the closet
Am I the Only One?
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### Author:  [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/8 "2004-03-30T06:08:01Z")
Am I still a geek?
So, I had a date. What now?
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### Author:  [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/9 "2004-03-30T10:57:08Z")
Contacting a long-lost ex-girlfriend
Bitch Better Have 'Ma Money!
OK, so I took a little bit of a liberty with that one…
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### Author:  [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/10 "2004-03-30T14:42:53Z")
You took mine, Lando. 😃
Found in MPSIMS:
So, I had a date. What now?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/11 "2004-03-30T19:15:41Z")
In GQ:
What does Sex smell like?
Closed mussels.
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### Author:  [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/12 "2004-03-30T19:19:09Z")
I’m not subscribing, so goodbye all
Bitch Better have ma money!
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### Author:  [@paperbackwriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paperbackwriter)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/13 "2004-03-30T19:47:10Z")
From ATMB, of all places:
Subscribed, but Charter Member not showing
What if I don’t want to be a “Charter Member”
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### Author:  [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/14 "2004-03-30T20:08:43Z")
I’m losing 10 pounds in April. Anybody else in?
Best. Pizza. Ever.
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### Author:  [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/15 "2004-03-30T20:55:02Z")
OUCH! Stop biting me!
“Woooo!!! I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHER F–K!!!”
(Almost anything goes with that thread to make a funny pair. :D)
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### Author:  [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/16 "2004-03-30T21:04:53Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#):
>
> In GQ:
>
> What does Sex smell like?
> Closed mussels.
If only we had a consecutive thread title HALL OF FAME
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### Author:  [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/17 "2004-03-30T21:14:31Z")
What does Sex smell like?
Calling All Mormon Architects (And anyone else who would know of course!)
That first thread has much potential for use…
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### Author:  [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/18 "2004-03-30T21:18:17Z")
Almost Unbelievable Coincidences that Really Happened
Yes, we have no bathroom…
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### Author:  [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2004, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/19 "2004-04-08T11:28:37Z")
I am so going to strangle my dog (TMI)
Dog Shot To Death In New Hampshire park
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### Author:  [@Chicago\_Faucet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicago_Faucet)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/20 "2004-04-17T22:31:55Z")
General Questions:
```auto
Can I hedge against a drop in my home's value?
Buying real estate with nothing down?
evolution of spam? no mortgages, lots of drugs
```
I see a downward spiral here.
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