# Dawn of the Consecutive Thread Titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 29, 2004, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179 "2004-03-29T22:32:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/21 "2004-04-17T22:49:24Z")
What’s the longest you’ve gone without pooping?
## A question of pride.
Help me show my grandma how I feel about her.
Las Vegas ideas.
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### Author:  [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/22 "2004-04-17T22:59:25Z")
From GD:
Why do all living things die
Is it murder or abortion?
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From IMHO:
What off-brand products do you swear by?
“Let the buyer beware”
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From MPSIMS:
Bizarre Phone messages left in error
Paging my work ethic. Please come back.
This is SO much better. (I quit my job.)
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### Author:  [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2004, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/23 "2004-04-18T01:35:07Z")
At last, I can finally post this one! In MPSIMS a couple days ago.
Girl in wreck survives 10 days on noodles, Gatorade
Silicone Caulk, Super Glue and a Kickball
The question is: how many of the others tasted better than Gatorade?
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### Author:  [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2004, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/24 "2004-04-18T03:35:43Z")
> [@ftg](#):
>
> At last, I can finally post this one! In MPSIMS a couple days ago.
>
> Girl in wreck survives 10 days on noodles, Gatorade
> Silicone Caulk, Super Glue and a Kickball
>
> The question is: how many of the others tasted better than Gatorade?
One would assume that she dined on the super glue last. I commend her for her forethought.
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### Author:  [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2004, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/25 "2004-04-18T12:37:10Z")
What would happen if a Chihuahua was inseminated with a Great Dane?
## Hyperventilation and passing out
Has the UK gun ban improved the situation any?
## A question of ethics.
I’m seeing the Pixies tonight.
Unintentionally amusing nude scenes.
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### Author:  [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/26 "2004-04-18T21:40:08Z")
In MPSIMS:
I Paid $20.00 To Go See Multi-Million Dollar Homes Today
Post your DOH!
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### Author:  [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2004, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/27 "2004-04-19T07:20:04Z")
> [@quiltguy154](#):
>
> What would happen if a Chihuahua was inseminated with a Great Dane?
>
> Hyperventilation and passing out
Can anyone tell me how to dislodge a chunk of Klondike Bar chocolate from one’s nasal passage? Ouch!
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### Author:  [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2004, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/28 "2004-04-19T07:23:18Z")
So how many of you straight dopers have actually been to prison?
I hereby announce my candidacy…
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Once I start, I can’t stop…
If something small and furry runs over your little toe…
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### Author:  [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/29 "2004-04-19T16:53:28Z")
My Busy Day
Frog Orgy
😉
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### Author:  [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/30 "2004-04-19T16:57:18Z")
Loperamide HCl (Immodium) and long-term use
Swollen Feet/Legs as a Drug Side Effect
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### Author:  [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/31 "2004-04-19T17:17:54Z")
MPSIMS …
It’s my birthday and my life kinda sucks right now
- and -
Goodbye all, this is my last post
If something small and furry runs over your little toe…
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Dog Shot To Death In New Hampshire park
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Bizarre Phone Messages left in error
Intelligence…or really good bullshitting?
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Talk about mixing the best day/worst day of your life
May We Have Some Updates, Please?
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Tripler is OK and in Qatar
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### Author:  [@sleeping](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeping)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2004, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/32 "2004-04-19T22:41:07Z")
MPSIMS, 6:39
So how many of you straight dopers have actually been to prison?
Frog Orgy
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### Author:  [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2004, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dawn-of-the-consecutive-thread-titles/237179/33 "2004-04-20T04:30:45Z")
I don’t usually post in these threads but this one really stuck out:
\*\*Poll: What did you call your private parts when you were a kid?
Stray Doritos and Pee \*\*
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