# Deacons T's Initiation Rites from SqrlCub \*sigh\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deacons-ts-initiation-rites-from-sqrlcub-sigh/46476 "2000-12-20T05:06:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DeskMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@DeskMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeskMonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deacons-ts-initiation-rites-from-sqrlcub-sigh/46476/41 "2000-12-21T20:53:46Z")
Yay for you DT! I too am a newbie and am up for adoption. Duck Duck Goose offered to be my foster mother, but I don’t know if she’s ready to commit to a real adoption. I guess I’ll take what I can get, seeing as how I’m out here in the freezing cold with no shoes on and only my ragged sleeve to blow my nose on (cue violins). It sounds like you have quite a bit to accomplish, but I think you’re doing brilliantly! If nothing else, it was probably a lot more entertaining than actually working at work. Most things are. (It’s their own fault for putting a computer in my cube!) BTW, where exactly does one find nude photos of Ed Asner? Or did you just have to get him liquored up and nude all on your own? ---
**Author:** ![Deacons\_Trucked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d78d45/32.png) [@Deacons\_Trucked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deacons_Trucked)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deacons-ts-initiation-rites-from-sqrlcub-sigh/46476/42 "2000-12-22T04:55:34Z")
> [@](#): > > **SqrlCub** :You are almost to the complete fulfillment of SD love. You are almost to the point of complete and utter SDMB fame. Huh?? Let’s not get carried away, now. > [@](#): > > Since you sent me so many nekkid pictures of Santa I will relieve you of the Ed Asner task. ## Whaddaya talk?? I took care of the Ed Asner task! There just AINT no nekkid pix of him, dude. What I sent is all there is. I dont understand your relieving me of a task when I’ve already done all there is to do on it. I was hoping more for a relief from posting in “Comments on Cecil”, “About This MB”, or “Staff Reports”. Oh well. And tell **DC** he has nothing to worry about. I’ve got a “cub” of my own. 😛 Ya know, after a while, I get tired of this. Guess thats another way I dont fit in…Im just not addicted, and after a few days of reading or posting, I’m dying to get away. So I dont know when I’ll get around to posting the required threads for #1. Just wanna get away for a while. My brain is full. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deacons-ts-initiation-rites-from-sqrlcub-sigh/46476/43 "2000-12-22T06:41:16Z")
Deacons Trucked, you’ve done an excellent job so far. I’m very impressed, except for … **You didn’t know who Cecil Adams is**? :p:p:p:p Tygr and you should be given 20 lashes with the proverbial wet noodle! I’m eagerly awaiting the post in Comments on Cecil’s Columns. I’ve got some nasty surprises planned for you… ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deacons-ts-initiation-rites-from-sqrlcub-sigh/46476/44 "2000-12-22T11:18:43Z")
Sorry for the late reply on this one… > [@](#): > > ## posted by _Deacons Trucked_ quote: > > ## Absoul: Truly classic, ahhh a little SqrlCub-Cub. > > Uhhh…huh? Did I miss something? Is this supposed to say something that makes sense to me? Explain…? [cub](http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=cub) (kb) n. The young of certain carnivorous animals, such as the bear, wolf, or lion. A youth, especially one who is inexperienced, awkward, or ill-mannered. A novice or learner, particularly in newspaper reporting. Cub. A Cub Scout. Does that help? by the way… very nice job on the postings! ---
**Author:** ![Deacons\_Trucked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d78d45/32.png) [@Deacons\_Trucked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deacons_Trucked)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deacons-ts-initiation-rites-from-sqrlcub-sigh/46476/45 "2000-12-22T16:03:27Z")
HEY, I’ve got an idea…let’s pretend that **DT** already feels like a complete idiot for not knowing Cecil, and that he DOESN’T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT IT ANYMORE!!! Jesus, people…let it go, dont need to keep rubbing it in!!! Maybe it’s in fun, but I know I’m a fucking idiot so you dont have to keep telling me so. And YES, Im in a pissy mood. Thanks for the compliment, though **AW**. And **absoul** …huh? Aw forget it… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deacons-ts-initiation-rites-from-sqrlcub-sigh/46476.md?page=2)