# Dead Celebrity Soul Mate Finder!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 4, 2005, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600 "2005-04-04T01:24:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/21 "2005-04-04T05:53:23Z")

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Frida Kahlo, Anne Oakley, and Catherine the Great.

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/22 "2005-04-04T07:36:55Z")

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Henry VIII - Edgar Allan Poe - and Vincent van Gogh, who responds…  
“You too share a lust for life! We will pursue it together!”  
What your date might be like…  
Dates with van Gogh are unpredictable-- you might end up having a perfectly nice afternoon picnic with him in the countryside, or you might end up in a shouting match with him in his bedroom, dodging any small objects he might throw at you. Van Gogh is a very religious man who at one point became a preacher, so it’s possible that you will end up on the receiving end of a manic sermon if you’re not careful what you say. Most importantly: hide any sharp implements when you’re around him.

heh 🙂 He can keep his sermons to himself. Unless he wants to be completely ear-less.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/23 "2005-04-04T10:03:44Z")

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Billy the Kid, Leonardo DaVinci, and Genghis Khan.

Hey, what can I say? I like adventure.

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**Author:** ![Campion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Campion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Campion)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/24 "2005-04-04T12:20:33Z")

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Ernest Shackleton, Henry VIII and Socrates.

Ernest Shackleton, intrepid South Pole explorer, advises me before our date to “Wear something warm and have a good meal before you go. Also, don’t bring any pets.”

That last part sounds ominous.

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**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/25 "2005-04-04T12:49:29Z")

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My dead soul mates are Billy the Kid, Leonardo da Vinci (wasn’t he supposedly gay?) and P.T. Barnum. Talk about a rock and a hard place.

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**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/26 "2005-04-04T12:56:08Z")

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Poe, DaVinci and some dude I don’t recognise here (Actually, scrolling up, I think I got Baldwin too).

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/27 "2005-04-04T13:22:30Z")

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Eh, I don’t need a computer to tell me that Vernon Castle and I were meant for each other . . .

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/28 "2005-04-04T14:05:54Z")

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YAY!  
I made threadspotting!

With dead people!

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/29 "2005-04-04T14:19:14Z")

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I got shot down (so to speak) by Indira Gandhi, and was too demoralized to try again.

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**Author:** ![poeticyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@poeticyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poeticyde)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/30 "2005-04-04T14:34:42Z")

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I got Eva Peron, Agatha Christie, and Joan of Arc.

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**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/31 "2005-04-04T14:59:09Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> I guess we have to share Baldwin, Shirley. My other two choices were van Gogh and E.A. Poe.(represses a shudder at those two)

That makes three of us. I chose Poe. I’m shuddering, too. 😉

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/32 "2005-04-04T15:52:59Z")

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I got Henry VIII, Ludwig van Beethoven, and El Bandito. It was a tough choice, but me and Hank will get along splendidly, I’m sure.

For a little while, anyway. 😃

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/33 "2005-04-04T16:22:26Z")

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Kick ass! Poe and I have a date! _happy dance_

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/34 "2005-04-04T16:52:40Z")

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I got Annie Oakley, Susan B. Anthony, and Mata Hari. Guns and votng are nice, but I gotta go with Mata Hari.

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**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/35 "2005-04-04T17:18:32Z")

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After an inasuspicius start due to some confusion as to what those symbols meant I got:

Mata Hari

Eva Peron

Annie Oakley  
I went with Eva and she accepted. This is cool, I’m thinking. Good looking, comes with her own country, dies young\*.

Didn’t she die young? Or at least youngish, or something.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/36 "2005-04-04T18:27:12Z")

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_Susan B. Anthony_???

Not for all the silver dollars in the world.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/37 "2005-04-04T18:30:25Z")

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Lucrezia Borgia  
Cleopatra  
Agatha Christie

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/38 "2005-04-04T18:34:41Z")

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Poe accepted me; Da Vinci did not. Why am I not surprised?

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/39 "2005-04-04T19:40:56Z")

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Of the two prospects I didn’t pick, one was obviously going to be Agatha Christie, and I strongly suspected the other one (“Senorita Peligrosa” or something like that) of being Frida Kahlo. Now Og knows I’m not fussy about female body size & shape, but when I selected “elfin” I didn’t think it was code for “amputee”!

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**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/40 "2005-04-04T19:44:48Z")

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Apparently Frida Kahlo and I enjoy drinking and monkeys…go figure.

[Homer]mmmm…unibrow.[/Homer]

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