# Dead Celebrity Soul Mate Finder! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 4, 2005, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600 "2005-04-04T01:24:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/47e85d/32.png) [@Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Lance_Murdoch)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/41 "2005-04-04T19:50:05Z")
I got Frida Kahlo too. I think there were about six people of each gender here. In reality, I think Audrey Hepburn would have had a hard time resisting my charms. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@The\_Hook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hook)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/42 "2005-04-04T20:40:01Z")
Lucrezia Borgia, Frida Kahlo, and Evita Perón. :dubious: Come on, is world domination really that bad from a companionship perspective? ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/43 "2005-04-04T21:23:53Z")
James Baldwin, Billy the Kid and Poncho Villa baby! I went with James, I likes them taller bitter ones. ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/44 "2005-04-04T21:59:26Z")
> [@poeticyde](#): > > I got Eva Peron, Agatha Christie, and Joan of Arc. _Exactly_ the ones I got. I hooked up with Eva; she’s _got_ to be more fun than the other two. ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Wind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Broken\_Wind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Wind)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/45 "2005-04-04T22:35:10Z")
I got Frida, Agatha and Mata. Agatha: The celebrity I resemble most… Jessica Tandy after a stiff scotch and seltzer or maybe Minnie Pearl, but with better taste in hats. 😃 Mata: The celebrity I resemble most… Half Paris Hilton, half Catherine Zeta Jones. Think I’ll have to go with Mata! ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/46 "2005-04-04T23:29:23Z")
I got James Baldwin, Pancho Villa, and Socrates. Tough decision, but I went with Pancho. Now if you’ll excuse me, we’re going to go paint the town red … then pillage it and burn it down! Yay! ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/47 "2005-04-04T23:41:42Z")
Pancho Villa has asked me to come along to burn down a village…wonder if he knows I am Gay - oh well, he seems nice, writes good emails, so how bad can this internet dating thing be? What’s the worst that could happen…we go out and if we don’t click, I ride my horse home. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/48 "2005-04-04T23:44:07Z")
> [@look!ninjas](#): > > I got James Baldwin, Pancho Villa, and Socrates. Tough decision, but I went with Pancho. Now if you’ll excuse me, we’re going to go paint the town red > > … then pillage it and burn it down! Yay! What the hell? He just asked ME out! I knew it. You can’t trust a bandit online. ---
**Author:** ![pasunejen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58956e/32.png) [@pasunejen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pasunejen)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/49 "2005-04-05T02:58:19Z")
I got Poe, da Vinci, and Baldwin… Poe accepted me, but I decided I’d rather have da Vinci, and he took me up on it too. Woohoo! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/50 "2005-04-05T05:02:03Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > Eh, I don’t need a computer to tell me that Vernon Castle and I were meant for each other . . . I’m gonna be like **Eve** on this one. It was intended that Natalie Wood be mine, and I ain’t askin’ no computer about it! ---
**Author:** ![Sarah\_Woodruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Sarah\_Woodruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarah_Woodruff)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/51 "2005-04-05T08:06:00Z")
Leonardo Da Vinci, Edgar Allen Poe, James Baldwin. Since I’m a straight female, I’m thinking me and Mr Baldwin would be “just good friends.” Da Vinci wanted to paint me, but did not want to date me. Poe wants me. For a dead guy, he sure gets around, doesn’t he? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![poeticyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@poeticyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poeticyde)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/52 "2005-04-05T13:12:11Z")
> [@bauble](#): > > _Exactly_ the ones I got. I hooked up with Eva; she’s _got_ to be more fun than the other two. I went with Joan of Arc…mainly because I feel a near supernatural draw to women in armour… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/53 "2005-04-05T17:12:45Z")
PT Barnum it is!!! I think I’d choose him over Edgar Allen Poe and Socrates (my alternates) any day! ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/54 "2005-04-05T17:20:54Z")
> [@poeticyde](#): > > I went with Joan of Arc…mainly because I feel a near supernatural draw to women in armour… 😃 Can’t agure with that, but still, I’ll wager you never get past second base. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/55 "2005-04-05T17:43:29Z")
> [@bauble](#): > > > [@poeticyde](#): > > > > I went with Joan of Arc…mainly because I feel a near supernatural draw to women in armour… > > Can’t agure with that, but still, I’ll wager you never get past second base. I don’t know about that; I hear she’s a real hot date. ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/56 "2005-04-06T13:55:22Z")
What the hey, feeling adventurous. Males: Poe, Van Gogh, and James Baldwin. Poe and I went on a date…in a graveyard. o.O Female: Lucrezia Borgia, Frida Kahlo, and Agatha Christie Agatha and I had an interesting dinner in which we discussed ingenious ways to get rid of a body. O.o Conclusions: I am disturbingly morbid. Or really, really socially awkward. (I’m hoping the latter.) ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/57 "2005-04-06T14:37:20Z")
Agatha Christie Queen Victoria (!) Lucretia Borgia My wife wouldn’t let me go on a date with any of them, but Vickie amuses _me_ at least. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2005, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/58 "2005-04-06T15:25:43Z")
I was offered a selection of Frida, Annie, and Mata-Hari. I’m not sure I really want to go with someone who claims to be even half Paris Hilton, so Annie it is. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/59 "2005-04-06T16:49:08Z")
Leonardo da Vinci, James Baldwin, and I forget the last one. I’m going with da Vinci. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600/60 "2005-04-09T21:20:27Z")
Pancho Villa, Genghis Khan, and Billy the Kid! Pancho Villa didn’t like me, but Khan accepted my yaks and my eternal fealty! Woo-hoo! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-celebrity-soul-mate-finder/297600.md?page=2)