# Dead Chipmunk to the world: "I'm Gay!" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129 "2000-06-30T06:45:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/21 "2000-07-01T06:06:12Z")
Freak, pretty soon everyone is just going to think of you as “the dead chipmunk guy”… ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/22 "2000-07-01T06:08:28Z")
Good! The more publicity the better. And besides, is it so wrong to be thought of as “the dead chipmunk guy”? I would see it as an honor. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/23 "2000-07-01T19:59:33Z")
:::tugs on rainbow wig, looks for camera::: Oh, there it is! :::holds up sign::: “CHIPMUNK 3:16!” :::big smile & thumbs up for the camera::: ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/24 "2000-07-01T20:15:13Z")
Well, I s’pose every movement has to have it’s nutcase. Good job Persephone. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/25 "2000-07-01T20:22:11Z")
Nutcase? Perhaps. But loyal to the end! ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/26 "2000-07-01T20:25:50Z")
Chipmunk 3:16?? I belong to the reformed deadchipmunk religion! You don’t know what youre talking about!! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/27 "2000-07-01T21:45:06Z")
Woohoo! It’s working! Someone noticed! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/28 "2000-07-02T09:21:30Z")
I don’t see why this would surprise anyone. Of course he’s not AC. He’s DC. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/29 "2000-07-02T13:57:18Z")
Dead Chipmonk Religion? What? It’s a cult, I know it. Does DC has a compound, or a tree fort, where he and his fellow culties do whatever it is they do in the Chipmonk religion? ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/30 "2000-07-13T03:50:53Z")
Oh, I’ve got a new slogan! “Dead Chipmunk speaks softly and carries a big stick… up his ass.” The “up his ass” part is optional. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/31 "2000-07-13T14:36:41Z")
It’s a good slogan, but doesn’t give me goosebumps. Goosebumps are very important in Presidential politics. How about “Dead Chipmunk says: Speak softly and be carried on a big stick - rectumangularly”. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/32 "2000-07-13T14:50:28Z")
Shirley - Wouldn’t you like to know? I mean know for sure? For a small, tax deductible donation (and upon your successful completion of the initiation process) you can be a part of all that is Dead Chipmonkology\*! \*Level one (Stinkymonkey, Jr.) only. Subsequent levels of enlightenment require additional donations. Initiation for subsequent enlightenment plateaus require increasing levels of physical flexibility and dexterity. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/33 "2000-07-13T19:07:47Z")
{ahem} What the fuck are you people talking about? 😕 Esprix, who really should read MPSIMS more often… ---
**Author:** ![PRISM02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@PRISM02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PRISM02)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/34 "2000-07-13T19:29:28Z")
DC is gay? _Who cares?_ ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/35 "2000-07-13T19:59:14Z")
Hey, Esprix! How’d you find this Dead Chipmonk thread and miss the others? Been searching on your username again? ::singing "you’re so vain, I bet you think this thread is abouchu:: Nevermind, at least you’re here now. Can we count on your support? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/36 "2000-07-14T14:54:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doctor Jackson \* > > Been searching on your username again? Shaddap. So do I get some links here? Esprix ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129/37 "2000-07-15T16:20:33Z")
**Esprix** said: > [@](#): > > What the fuck are you people talking about? Actually, to be accurate, that sentence should be amended to read: “What fuck[ing] are you people talking about?” Be sure and jump on the bandwagon here: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=29457](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=29457) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-chipmunk-to-the-world-im-gay/24129.md?page=1)