# Dead Fish

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [July 13, 1999, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-fish/2250 "1999-07-13T21:23:00Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 13, 1999, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-fish/2250/1 "1999-07-13T21:23:00Z")

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Why do dead fish float? Presumably they are neutrally buoyant when alive, otherwise they would have to expend large amounts of energy just to stay under the water, and evolution frowns on such silliness. If it’s due to gases, what are they and where do they come from?

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**Post date:** [July 13, 1999, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-fish/2250/2 "1999-07-13T21:37:00Z")

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First of all, not all dead fish float, you only see the ones that do.

Dead fish can obviously no longer control their swim bladder, should they be so equipped, and the physiological processes that maintain their “neutral” bouyancy are no longer operating. The gasses (not sure what they are, but I would assume methane plays a heavy role) are the natural result of decomposition.

Y’ever see a big ole puffy opossum at the side of the road? Don’t poke that puppy with a sharp stick unless you’re upwind and prepared to run and/or vomit.

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**Post date:** [July 13, 1999, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-fish/2250/3 "1999-07-13T21:42:00Z")

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Ah, dead possum poking…how I miss those days. I spent some of the best times of my life poking the old dead possum…

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**Post date:** [July 13, 1999, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-fish/2250/4 "1999-07-13T21:45:00Z")

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Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

Your Quadell

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**Post date:** [July 29, 1999, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-fish/2250/5 "1999-07-29T20:39:00Z")

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Well this begs the question for us city slickers: Why does a dead opossum stink when you poke it? Is it a defense mechanism so that the perpetrator won’t harm the next opossum?

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**Post date:** [July 30, 1999, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-fish/2250/6 "1999-07-30T13:45:00Z")

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    - Every so often a deer gets cut in half crossing the train tracks. Once I heard of a cow going this way. (I didn’t know to put this here or in the “trains” thread.) - MC

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**Post date:** [July 30, 1999, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-fish/2250/7 "1999-07-30T15:20:00Z")

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Why does a dead opossum stink when you poke it?[/queue]

IIRC, it has to do with competition. The bacteria that are busy consuming the corpse emits foul smelling, and typically toxic substances to keep other scanvangers from eating it.

On bloated corpses, once, while collecting snakes, my brother and I came across a bloated poodle on the side of the road. It must have jumped out of a car window. As is typical of bloated mammals, the four legs were sticking straight out in a splayed fashion like a knocked over stool. Anyway, using dull sticks(so-as not to puncture it’s belly) we set it upright. We left it standing by the road, truly a hideous sight.

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**Post date:** [July 30, 1999, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-fish/2250/8 "1999-07-30T18:28:00Z")

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> The bacteria that are busy consuming the corpse emits foul smelling, and typically toxic substances to keep other scanvangers from eating it.

Other scavengers have adapted to the presence of these bacteria - witness the vulture’s long skinny neck and completely bald head, an adaptation denying the microbes a fertile breeding ground on the bird’s body. I don’t think the products of decomposition are toxic or in any way harmful to the internal workings of these opportunists.

And I think the smell actually attracts scavengers, sort of like a nice ribeye grilling in a mesquite bbq on a soft summer evening. Mmmm…

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> We left it standing by the road, truly a hideous sight.

Now that’s some sick, twisted shit there, Sweet. I love it.

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**Post date:** [July 31, 1999, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-fish/2250/9 "1999-07-31T05:32:00Z")

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## And I think the smell actually attracts scavengers, sort of like a nice ribeye grilling in a mesquite bbq on a soft summer evening. Mmmmmm

Thanks, Nick. No more ribeyes for me. 🙂  
Peace,  
mangeorge

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**Post date:** [July 31, 1999, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-fish/2250/10 "1999-07-31T07:05:00Z")

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Sorry, I don’t bring any carrion luggage when I go surfing, so you can keep your steenkeeng thread.

Ray

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**Post date:** [July 31, 1999, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-fish/2250/11 "1999-07-31T10:13:00Z")

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The stink may keep us humans away but it sure does attract other animals. I remember a necropsy i helped with a few years back. We were cutting open stinky rotting sea mammals (BTW: Their stink is a bit different from land animal stink), and when we cut into the abdominal cavity of a dead bull Sea Lion, the smell nearly made everyone pass out.The smell kind of hit everyone in a wave :). I remember seeing a few dogs wandering around near us too… anyways i just felt i had to share :).

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like a light im gonna shine on you  
forever is a word i dont often get to say  
but if you say it loud enough i’ll say it too”

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**Post date:** [July 31, 1999, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-fish/2250/12 "1999-07-31T15:07:00Z")

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“Carrion luggage” D’oh!

That reminds me of a set of designer luggage I saw, named after Amelia Earheart. Who the hell would want bags that disappear over the Pacific?

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**Post date:** [August 1, 1999, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-fish/2250/13 "1999-08-01T02:37:00Z")

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RE: that poodle. Way back in highschool a rumor was goin round one day concerning a cow some the boys had found the night before. Soon as school let out at least half the student body was roarin down the dirt section road. Sure enough there it was standin just off the road. All straddle legged and lookin ‘fat’ if not sassy. No one wants to know what it looked like the next day,beleave me.  
“Carrion luggage” I am gonna steal that one soon as I get a chance to use it.

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**Post date:** [August 1, 1999, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-fish/2250/14 "1999-08-01T21:50:00Z")

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Re: Sweet and the poodle… so that was you!! Thank you for one of the creepiest childhood memories a kid could ever have. I ever find your address I’m gonna give it to my mom so she can sue you for all my therapy bills. 😉

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