# Dead man sitting on motorcycle. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 3, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-man-sitting-on-motorcycle/538201 "2010-05-03T20:16:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-man-sitting-on-motorcycle/538201/41 "2010-05-05T13:16:28Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Let’s hope he’s not on a highway to hell. …and if he comes back, [Bat Out of Hell](http://offbeatska.com/images/meatloaf_batoutofhell.jpg)…? ---
**Author:** ![Anonymous\_Coward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/94ad74/32.png) [@Anonymous\_Coward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_Coward)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-man-sitting-on-motorcycle/538201/42 "2010-05-05T14:04:30Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > [http://www.ifmurdered.com/](http://www.ifmurdered.com/) is a great place for funeral ideas. My favorite is the guy who wants to be cremated and mixed into chili… > > so he can tear up that ass one last time. > > Personally, I think it’d be hilarious to have a closed casket, but actually prop my corpse up in a random chair and put a hat over my face as if I were trying to sleep. Perhaps put a recording of faint, random snores on my person. And be spring loaded so when someone comes up to pay their respects you jump up and yell [“Gotcha ya!”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=80870&highlight=funeral+gotcha) I can’t believe I still remember that. ---
**Author:** ![Beerman1963](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2acd7d/32.png) [@Beerman1963](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beerman1963)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-man-sitting-on-motorcycle/538201/43 "2010-05-11T03:01:24Z")
My one wish is to have Killed by Death by Motorhead played at my funeral [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-man-sitting-on-motorcycle/538201.md?page=2)