# Dead sea rolls

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-sea-rolls/110002>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [May 20, 2002, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-sea-rolls/110002 "2002-05-20T21:49:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-sea-rolls/110002/41 "2013-01-11T19:00:15Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> And wouldn’t they be bagels? Actually bagels that float.

True fact. The Ark was made of bagels.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-sea-rolls/110002/42 "2013-01-11T19:04:30Z")

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_Scroll, scroll, scroll in ze hay_

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-sea-rolls/110002/43 "2013-01-11T19:57:21Z")

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I’m pretty sure that the Dead Sea Rolls were discovered in Delhi by Colonel Mustard.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-sea-rolls/110002/44 "2013-01-11T20:02:31Z")

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> [@istara](#):
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> Dead Sea Rolls. That might explain the long-purged conundrum “Did Jesus Eat Pie?”

When come back bring Aramaic pie.

> [@BigT](#):
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> According to Ezekiel, they taste like honey…

Mmm. Sacrilicious.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-sea-rolls/110002/45 "2013-01-11T20:11:19Z")

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> [@Zweistein](#):
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> **Dead sea rolls**

… and here I’d always heard they were fertile crescents.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-sea-rolls/110002/46 "2013-01-11T20:52:19Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> True fact. The Ark was made of bagels.

You mean the Ark of the Condiment?

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