# Deadwood movie? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 13, 2015, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738 "2015-08-13T14:23:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/1 "2015-08-13T14:23:39Z")
[There’s a fucking rumor that those cocksuckers at HBO are in preliminary talks to produce a fucking Deadwood movie.](http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/hbos-deadwood-movie-inching-closer-815045) If these motherfuckers get my hopes up only to have them dashed, I will profane their remains to the point that Gabriel’s trumpet will produce them from the ass of a pig. Cocksuckers. ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/2 "2015-08-13T14:43:58Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > [There’s a fucking rumor that those cocksuckers at HBO are in preliminary talks to produce a fucking Deadwood movie.](http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/hbos-deadwood-movie-inching-closer-815045) > > If these motherfuckers get my hopes up only to have them dashed, I will profane their remains to the point that Gabriel’s trumpet will produce them from the ass of a pig. Cocksuckers. With your fucking use of the word fuck three times in about 10 seconds worth of god damn text, I’m fucking ecstatic to report that you are exceeding the [pace](http://www.thewvsr.com/deadwood.htm) of the original series. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/3 "2015-08-13T15:17:08Z")
Will never the fuck happen; the sets have been long struck like a lame bitch, most of the principal cocksuckers have work lined up like a line of bare-titted whores for the foreseeable future, and the primary audience is too small a bunch of cunts to justify building every fucking thing back up. There isn’t a celestial’s chance in a cow’s bunghole that this will come to pass, and even if it did it makes no fucking sense, as _Deadwood_ is all about the buildup and slow burn, not the galloping stallions’s pace of a movie plowing down bystanders and trampling small children who get in the way. The _Deadwood_ we have is the _Deadwood_ we got. It never had a proper end, but then, neither did the Old West. Go watch _The Wild Bunch_ and _The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance_ if you want to see how the West ends. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/4 "2015-08-13T15:21:49Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > Will never the fuck happen; the sets have been long struck like a lame bitch, Not true. [http://www.melodyranchstudio.com/](http://www.melodyranchstudio.com/) has been there for decades. ---
**Author:** ![LH75](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lh75/32/4438_2.png) [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/5 "2015-08-13T18:54:21Z")
The hoople headed cocksuckers will rue the fucking day they toyed with out hearts if this is a fucking lie! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/6 "2015-08-13T19:41:35Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > Will never the fuck happen; the sets have been long struck like a lame bitch, … and the primary audience is too small a bunch of cunts to justify building every fucking thing back up. … Stranger CGI, motherfuckers! ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/7 "2015-08-13T19:44:28Z")
This would be the greatest motherfucking thing that ever fucking happened. Those who disagree suck cock by choice. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/8 "2015-08-13T20:03:20Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > CGI, motherfuckers! Fucking cocksuckers, bringing their computer-fucking-generated-goddamn-imagry into my fucking bar? Not a whore’s chance in a fucking gold mine is that kind of horseshit ever going to happen here. That fucking George Lucas, I’ll take him right the fuck out with a knife to the kidney, and then go burn down his fucking Skywalker Ranch and piss on the fucking ashes. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/9 "2015-08-13T20:03:44Z")
> [@LH75](#): > > The hoople headed cocksuckers will rue the fucking day they toyed with out hearts if this is a fucking lie! Swiggen …give …cocksucka…woo! Pigs! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/10 "2015-08-13T20:23:09Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > Fucking cocksuckers, bringing their computer-fucking-generated-goddamn-imagry into my fucking bar? Not a whore’s chance in a fucking gold mine is that kind of horseshit ever going to happen here. That fucking George Lucas, I’ll take him right the fuck out with a knife to the kidney, and then go burn down his fucking Skywalker Ranch and piss on the fucking ashes. > > Stranger You seserve a motherfucking shanking just for bringing that cocksucker Lucas into the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/11 "2015-08-13T20:34:58Z")
> [@LH75](#): > > The hoople headed cocksuckers will rue the fucking day they toyed with out hearts if this is a fucking lie! For Fuck’s sake, settle down! Perhaps enjoy a whisky, or some cunt. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/12 "2015-08-13T20:46:02Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > For Fuck’s sake, settle down! Perhaps enjoy a whisky, or some cunt. Break out the fucking canned peaches. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/13 "2015-08-13T21:23:24Z")
Every post a fucking adventure. ---
**Author:** ![Corporal\_Nobbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Corporal\_Nobbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corporal_Nobbs)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/14 "2015-08-13T21:52:04Z")
Half price cunt and whiskey. Sort it dan. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/15 "2015-08-14T00:33:47Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > Break out the fucking canned peaches. Paging **Unauthorized Cinnamon.** ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/16 "2015-08-14T00:45:49Z")
This is the greatest motherfucking thread in cocksucking history. Those HBO cunts need to stop cunting around and make another cocksucking season to end the motherfucking show all cocksucking proper right. ---
**Author:** ![zbuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19b73/32.png) [@zbuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zbuzz)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/17 "2015-08-14T02:45:48Z")
Did they speak that way then? ---
**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/18 "2015-08-14T03:01:51Z")
> [@zbuzz](#): > > Did they speak that way then? In the series? Rather! ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/19 "2015-08-14T03:22:56Z")
> [@zbuzz](#): > > Did they speak that way then? No, apparently the fuckers talked like Yosemite Sam and no one would take that cocksucking shit serious if they put it on TV, so Milch switched it up to modern day cussing. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738/20 "2015-08-14T15:39:15Z")
And God bless that motherfucking cocksucker. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deadwood-movie/727738.md?page=2)