# Dear Bitch who finishes my sentences: **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 8, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659 "2003-02-08T04:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/21 "2003-02-08T18:45:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manda JO \* > \*\*or cumberously large scro . . .? \*\* scrollsaw?, like the kind you would use to… ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/22 "2003-02-08T21:22:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chandeleur \* > \*\*scrollsaw?, like the kind you would use to… \*\* get into hard to reach… ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/23 "2003-02-08T22:17:03Z")
tight cavities where the best tool would be… ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/24 "2003-02-08T22:40:15Z")
toothbrush for… ---
**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/25 "2003-02-08T22:48:50Z")
dislodging great big pieces of… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/26 "2003-02-08T23:04:26Z")
…eight? The obvious thing to do is to say something completely different to what she says every time she does it. Eventually she’ll get the point. Plus, it’ll lead to some darned entertaining sentences. Mmmmmm…sausalito burritos… Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to… ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/27 "2003-02-08T23:31:19Z")
lick some ba… ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/28 "2003-02-08T23:43:48Z")
…d cheese? ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/29 "2003-02-09T00:01:24Z")
sheese don’t you people ever learn how to fu ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/30 "2003-02-09T00:04:36Z")
Tibs, is your friend with the big boobs a bisexual who drives up to Madison on occasion? You know, if you keep her mouth full, she won’t bother you in this fashion. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/31 "2003-02-09T00:17:22Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by yojimboguy \* > \*\* > You know, if you keep her mouth full, she …_\* …cadge the Girl Scout Thins Mints outta yer freezer! Right?! _Right?!_ (Huh, huh, blink, blink) Oh. Okay. So what you were _really_ trying to say was that she would… [sub]We’re HERE for you, honestly. We just take unholy glee in filling in the details.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/32 "2003-02-09T00:40:34Z")
Obligatory… BAND NAME! And now, Ladies and Gentlemen! I am proud to introduce, **The Sausalito Burritos**! I picture some kind of californian salsa band… ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/33 "2003-02-09T00:51:26Z")
age for those messy wou… ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/34 "2003-02-09T01:07:54Z")
would-be presidential cand… ---
**Author:** ![leafrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@leafrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leafrog)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/35 "2003-02-09T01:27:47Z")
> [@](#): > > would-be presidential cand… candida infection contracted from a skanky pros… Do I see the makings of an excellent MPSIMS game here? ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/36 "2003-02-09T01:32:21Z")
…skater ya know, like Tanya Hard… ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/37 "2003-02-09T01:43:42Z")
hardly surprising, giving his penchant for mind-altering drugs like her… ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/38 "2003-02-09T01:55:29Z")
man T. Zwiebel’s All-Purpose Elixir and cleaning fluid, guaranteed to re… ---
**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/39 "2003-02-09T01:56:08Z")
herpes juice which can obviously cause severe hal… ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-bitch-who-finishes-my-sentences/153659/40 "2003-02-09T02:02:39Z")
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