# Dear customer: I don't think we do that here **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359 "2005-06-22T14:15:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/21 "2005-06-22T17:02:15Z")
Dude, it ain’t cool to pee on a lamb. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/22 "2005-06-22T17:04:17Z")
Yeah, but if one gets hurt in a road-paving accident, then you’ve really got something. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/23 "2005-06-22T17:10:00Z")
This is utterly insane. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/24 "2005-06-22T17:14:06Z")
Udderly…udderly…GAH! ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/25 "2005-06-22T17:15:29Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > Just received on a purchase order from a customer: > > ATTN VENDOR: PLEASE SHEEP ASAP. THANKS. What’s wrong? You don’t sell saps? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/26 "2005-06-22T17:15:42Z")
That was mutton, just ewe wait… ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/27 "2005-06-22T18:05:06Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Dude, it ain’t cool to pee on a lamb. Of course it isn’t. Any [fuller](http://www.vroma.org/~bmcmanus/fuller.html) worth his salt knows that you have to let the urine go stale and decompose into something more ammoniac before it’s of any use to treat wool. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/28 "2005-06-22T18:07:10Z")
But how, exactly, _does_ one sheep asap? _ponders deeply_ ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/29 "2005-06-22T18:15:47Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > But how, exactly, _does_ one sheep asap? _ponders deeply_ In WOW, you use polymorph. But they get better… ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/30 "2005-06-22T19:07:32Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > _ponders deeply_ So … how _you_ doin’? What? Oh, sorry. My baaaaaad. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/31 "2005-06-22T19:09:37Z")
> [@Finagle](#): > > In WOW, you use polymorph. But they get better… But only temporarily, if you know what you’re doing… Sheeping the ogre…you spank it, you tank it… ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/32 "2005-06-22T19:39:26Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > But only temporarily, if you know what you’re doing… > > Sheeping the ogre…you spank it, you tank it… Sap left, sheep right. Go for the boss first. MAGE!!! Resheeping. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/33 "2005-06-22T19:51:34Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > But how, exactly, _does_ one sheep asap? Well, it looks a whole lot like the wheelbarrow race from summer camp. ---
**Author:** ![Indyellen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/indyellen/32/4176_2.png) [@Indyellen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indyellen)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/34 "2005-06-22T20:13:59Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > But how, exactly, _does_ one sheep asap? _ponders deeply_ Well, you need the sheep, of course…and two pairs of high heels. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/35 "2005-06-22T20:14:41Z")
Good grief, don’t you people have anything better to do? Sitting around making a bunch of sutpid puns at the expense of one guy who accidentally mistyped one word? One person starts it and then all the rest of you are compelled to follow along; think for yourselves, why don’t you! Stupid herd mentality. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/36 "2005-06-22T20:20:59Z")
> [@jackelope](#): > > Stupid herd mentality. “flock”. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/37 "2005-06-22T20:31:59Z")
> [@jackelope](#): > > Sitting around making a bunch of sutpid puns at the expense of one guy who accidentally mistyped one word? Hey, who are you calling sutpid? Oh, and I veal your pain. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/38 "2005-06-22T20:48:33Z")
Originally Posted by ShibbOleth – “Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous” > [@JimSox5](#): > > I always thought that was Wyoming. . . Would you believe [Kenya?](http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=68&art_id=qw1119353581719K555) Wonder if the condoms Joshua used were lambskin… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/39 "2005-06-22T21:00:06Z")
> [@Robot Arm](#): > > “flock”. Oh, yeah? Well, flock you, too! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359/40 "2005-06-22T22:32:47Z")
What did one shepard say to the other shepard? Let’s get the flock out of here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-customer-i-dont-think-we-do-that-here/309359.md?page=3)