# Dear Diary, A Fat Naked Woman Stomped on my WindShield Today. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081 "2012-02-26T20:47:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/1 "2012-02-26T20:47:43Z")
Somedays it doesn’t pay to leave your house. You never know when a crazed 250 lb nekked woman will stomp the crap out of your car hood and windshield. this link is NSFW: [http://sfist.com/2012/02/24/large\_naked\_woman\_stomps\_on\_car\_in.php](http://sfist.com/2012/02/24/large_naked_woman_stomps_on_car_in.php) ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/2 "2012-02-26T20:51:44Z")
That link needs a NSFW tag on it. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/3 "2012-02-26T20:54:23Z")
the boards wonderful edit time out makes that impossible. They had her face blurred and I thought her tits were too. I wasn’t looking that close. Its a SF news article and should be censored. This one is safe. All nicely digitized over the woman. > **[What an insurance claim he must have: Heavyset woman wearing only TRAINERS...](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106463/Heavyset-woman-wearing-TRAINERS-stomps-windscreen-mans-car.html)** > > A naked woman stomped the windscreen of John Knight, 25, who lives in San Francisco. His insurance company couldn't quite believe how the damage came to his car. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/4 "2012-02-26T21:05:07Z")
_sigh_ I feel for this guy. Just \*once \*I’d like for a naked chick to stomp on my windshield who \*isn’t \*mentally unhinged. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/5 "2012-02-26T21:11:52Z")
The extent of the windshield smashing is pretty shocking. That guy in the car must have bailed out of the car pretty quick. She came close to getting her foot through it. ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/6 "2012-02-26T21:18:37Z")
It’s probably a good thing that someone got a picture of it. I wouldn’t like to explain that to my insurance company. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/7 "2012-02-26T22:01:11Z")
Okay, it’s funny, but I feel sorry for that poor lady. She is obviously not well. ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/8 "2012-02-26T22:14:28Z")
She wasn’t completely naked. She had on sneakers. ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/9 "2012-02-26T22:34:14Z")
> [@LorieSmurf](#): > > She wasn’t completely naked. She had on sneakers. Might have been naked Bowling, They make you wear those shoes.😃 ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/10 "2012-02-26T23:02:57Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > Somedays it doesn’t pay to leave your house. > > You never know when a crazed 250 lb nekked woman will stomp the crap out of your car hood and windshield. > > this link is NSFW: [Photo: Large Naked Woman Stomps On Car In Noe Valley [NSFW]: SFist](http://sfist.com/2012/02/24/large_naked_woman_stomps_on_car_in.php) See what happens when you try to sneak out in the morning without waking her up ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/11 "2012-02-27T00:46:31Z")
NSFW warning: [Gawker’s user comments are full of win on this one.](http://gawker.com/5888253/heres-a-naked-fat-woman-jumping-on-a-car-nsfw) ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/12 "2012-02-27T01:27:55Z")
On the plus side, she was naked, so at least the diver got something out of it ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/13 "2012-02-27T02:13:13Z")
I call BS on the photo. I suspect it’s a “recreation” of the events. The woman in the photo appears to weigh less than 250 lbs. There are other things that don’t add up, but I’m too lazy to list them. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/14 "2012-02-27T02:18:32Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > **On the plus side** , she was naked, so at least the diver got something out of it Plus- **sized.** ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/15 "2012-02-27T02:36:18Z")
> [@](#): > > Somedays it doesn’t pay to leave your house. Words I live by, though I would say \*\*most \*\*days. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/16 "2012-02-27T02:43:35Z")
Folks, we’re calling the picture, staged or not, NSFW, so please use the two click rule for links that feature it. Thanks, **twickster** , MPSIMS mod ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/17 "2012-02-27T12:31:04Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > On the plus side, she was naked, so at least the diver got something out of it A trauma? ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/18 "2012-02-27T17:54:17Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > On the plus side, she was naked, so at least the \*\*diver \*\*got something out of it The bends? [Bolding is mine.] ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/19 "2012-02-27T20:27:49Z")
> [@Toucanna](#): > > I call BS on the photo. I suspect it’s a “recreation” of the events. The woman in the photo appears to weigh less than 250 lbs. There are other things that don’t add up, but I’m too lazy to list them. While I agree that there’s no way that the woman in the picture weighs 250lbs, do you really think that some other woman would agree to get undressed and have her picture taken to recreate the event? And it’s nice they could find a car that was the same color, too… ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081/20 "2012-02-27T20:39:53Z")
If the photo is a recreation, it’s a really shitty one: it’s a cameraphone picture taken through a window, and you can see the reflection of the photographer. I am surprised they couldn’t edit that out whether it is real or fake. Does the Daily Mail make up stuff like this? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-diary-a-fat-naked-woman-stomped-on-my-windshield-today/614081.md?page=2)