# Dear Dignan

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-dignan/86045>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 8, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-dignan/86045 "2001-10-08T04:08:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![freshmeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@freshmeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freshmeat)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-dignan/86045/1 "2001-10-08T04:08:13Z")

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I never thought this would happen to me…

This thread is begging for a Penthouse Forum like response. Too bad I have no talent for creating erotica.

To answer the op, I once tricked my babysitter into chasing me out of my house, then proceeded to lock her out.

Mom and dad were not happy whe they came home.

FM