# Dear Fucknugget: This is NOT A LIFESTYLE!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 25, 2002, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781 "2002-05-25T11:34:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/101 "2002-05-30T21:44:05Z")
**Shirley Ujest** : I note you didn’t quote my last paragraph, in which I said: > [@](#): > > It was her personal thing, and that’s all. If she was interested in shoving grapefruit up her nose, she would’ve tried to convince everyone else on earth to do that. She was a person prone to extremism and shoving things onto other people (including trying to convince me that if I’d just shoot some heroin I’d really start liking jungle techno like her). There’s no ‘Gay Agenda’, there are just a handful of people (as in any population) that interact a little to heavily with society. Much like that last Jehovah’s Witness who tried to tell me that a high school diploma was a ticket to hell. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/102 "2002-05-30T23:26:27Z")
Hey Poly- you forgot “Have the national anthem come out in a 25-minute dance version.” I think that’s very reasonable. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/103 "2002-05-31T00:20:17Z")
Matt: Arg. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/104 "2002-05-31T00:30:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Hey Poly- you forgot “Have the national anthem come out in a 25-minute dance version.” > > I think that’s very reasonable. \*\* _o/` Oh-oh-ohohoh-oh-oh Canada! Sing it with me now! Oh-oh-ohohoh-oh-oh Canada! Our ho-home and native land, our home and native land! Sing it out now! Our ho-home and native land, our home and native land! o/`_ Sorry… 😛 jayjay ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/105 "2002-05-31T00:49:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Despite our differences on some political issues - you being more Log Cabin and me Stonewall - your taste in beer is enough to make me throw myself at you Me, Log Cabin? As much as I do have a conservative bent to my politics, there is no way I could ever ally myself with those sad, self-hating queens. I have always voted Democrat and will continue to do so until the GOP decides gay people are no longer icky. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/106 "2002-05-31T01:54:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*Guin: Here it is : > [http://www.texemarrs.com/world\_cup\_conspiracy\_partii.htm](http://www.texemarrs.com/world_cup_conspiracy_partii.htm) \*\* Nanorobots? :eek: On the other hand, maybe they’ll be like the Nanites!!! (MSTies will know what I’m talking about!) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/107 "2002-05-31T02:35:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*_gobear said_ > Me, Log Cabin? It’s all about the beer anyway. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/108 "2002-05-31T13:19:01Z")
Guin: I liked the part where Texe insinuates Bill Gates has sinister motives for inoculating people.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/109 "2002-05-31T14:45:56Z")
[air of innocence]Why should difference in construction materials come between you? :eek: [/air of innocence] ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/110 "2002-05-31T15:24:46Z")
:peeks into thread: I’d just like to add that I used the word “fucknugget” in casual conversation yesterday. That’s all. :exits thread: ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/111 "2002-05-31T17:04:21Z")
::: refers **matt\_mcl** to “Finlandia,” which _is_ available in a 25-minute dance version ::: You didn’t say _which_ national anthem! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![EchoKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@EchoKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EchoKitty)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/112 "2002-05-31T17:58:21Z")
Er…I know what Stonewall is, but can someone elaborate on Log Cabin? I’m stumped… ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/113 "2002-05-31T18:27:39Z")
“Log Cabin” refers to the Log Cabin Republicans, a Gay Republican organization. **gobear** has summed up my feelings about them adquately with the comment “sad, self-hating queens”. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/114 "2002-05-31T22:15:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > **Um, misquoting people is a new bannable offense. Not that you may mean it in a mean spirited way, but I’d be careful if I were you.** Don’t know how to take this warning. My 1st thought; just a friendly civil reclarification of the rules to a new poster. My 2nd thought; nit-picking, a reliving of elementary school hall monitor days. In either case, it’s like being beeped at by a driver in the right lane when accelerating on a highway entrance ramp; Usually unneccesary and slightly irritating. If memory serves me correctly, the Poster name Esprix and the term “bannable offense” are quite often linked in alot of messages I’ve read. Maybe I should be more careful. For all I know vbulletin software only allows for Member, Moderator and Administrator classifications and “Moderator In Training” is not offered as a choice. In my defense, I pointing out how some people could misconstrue a couple of the thread messages as “quazi-recruitment”. This in a thread which lamented how the close minded often throw the term around. That being said, I don’t believe I “misquot(ed) people.” [ol][_]The is no “Originally posted by’s…” Hence no person was misquoted.[_]Parentheses were used, which to my knowledge totally erases any charge of misquoting.Formatting was used to highlight the parentheses.[/ol]If I in anyway abridged the posting guidelines or offended anyone, I apologize. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/115 "2002-05-31T23:40:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Polycarp \* > \*\*::: refers **matt\_mcl** to “Finlandia,” which _is_ available in a 25-minute dance version ::: > > You didn’t say _which_ national anthem! 😉 \*\* **matt** , sweetie, I know I’ve told you this little nugget before, but I thought I’d share. ::ahem:: _ **matt\_mcl’s Gay Agenda, or "If matt had been elected"** _ A performance piece by scott evil. “The Speaker recognizes the honourable member for Verdun/St-Henri/St-Paul/Pointe-St-Charles.” matt\_mcl: “Ummm, OK. Mither Thpeaker, I move that each question period begin with the gay anthem “I Will Thurvive” by dithco diva Gloria Gaynor, and conclude with “It’hs Raining Men” by the Weather Girlth.” Speaker: “All in favour?” MPs (sleeping as usual): zzzzzzzzzzzz Speaker: “All opposed?” MPs: zzzzzzzzzzzz Speaker: “Motion carried.” matt\_mcl (jumping up and down, clapping hands wildly): “Yay! Oh, goodie! Thankth!” 😃 - s.e. ::bows:: Thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/116 "2002-06-01T01:56:07Z")
Oh, Scott, stop it. Now everyone will think I lisp. I don’t lisp. I valley-girl. (Like, oh my god!) And before you ask, a Canadian valley girl with a beard talking about politics sounds _really_ odd. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/117 "2002-06-01T02:10:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Oh, Scott, stop it. Now everyone will think I lisp. > > I don’t lisp. I valley-girl. > \*\* Honey, you litttthp. 😉 - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/118 "2002-06-01T03:18:04Z")
**Homebrew** , sugar, right now I’m drinking a bottle of Victory Hop Devil Ale and thinking lewd thoughts about you. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/119 "2002-06-01T08:06:26Z")
Um, ok, then, **JohnBck** - go fuck yourself. See if I care. Esprix [sub](NOTE: I don’t.)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/120 "2002-06-01T15:52:52Z")
In view of Gloria Gaynor’s homophobia, **somebody** ought to do a cover of that song. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781.md?page=7)