# Dear Fucknugget: This is NOT A LIFESTYLE!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 25, 2002, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781 "2002-05-25T11:34:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/121 "2002-06-01T16:56:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Polycarp \* > \*\*In view of Gloria Gaynor’s homophobia, somebody ought to do a cover of that song. \*\* Actually, both Diana Ross and [Cake](http://www.cakemusic.com/music.html) have covered _I Will Survive_. La Ross has the edge when it comes to her version replacing Ms. Gaynor’s. She’s a diva, and you know we can’t resist divas. 🙂 jayjay ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/122 "2002-06-01T18:08:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Polycarp \* > \*\*In view of Gloria Gaynor’s homophobia, **somebody** ought to do a cover of that song. \*\* Are you thinking of Donna Summer? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/123 "2002-06-01T19:29:56Z")
Yeah, I was. :o ::: makes note to refresh self on names of '70s and early '80s women singers ::: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/124 "2002-06-01T20:03:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JohnBckWLD \* > Don’t know how to take this warning. Well, firstly, it wasn’t a warning. Warnings come from moderators. It was merely a heads-up (at least from my POV). “ **My 1st thought; just a friendly civil reclarification of the rules to a new poster.** ” Bingo. But hey, if you don’t want those of us who’ve been around longer to let you know when you do something you perhaps shouldn’t, by all means say so. I certainly won’t take the time to say “Hey, don’t do that” if the person’s going to be snotty about it. **Esprix** was calmly looking out for you, not breaking in his new six-inch heels on your back…😉 ---
**Author:** ![\_Uigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e9a140/32.png) [@\_Uigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Uigi)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/125 "2002-06-01T22:12:32Z")
Hastur, So, you’re a fag. Get over it and shut your pie hole. You are a touchy thing. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/126 "2002-06-01T22:32:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 'Uigi \* > \*\*Hastur, > > So, you’re a fag. Get over it and shut your pie hole. You are a touchy thing. \*\* Who pressed your button? ---
**Author:** ![\_Uigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e9a140/32.png) [@\_Uigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Uigi)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/127 "2002-06-01T22:37:13Z")
Well, . . . . . ``` I reckon' it wasn't you. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/128 "2002-06-01T22:39:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 'Uigi \* > \*\*Well, . . . . . > > ``` > I reckon' it wasn't you. ** > > ``` Obviously. Now, what is your problem? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/129 "2002-06-01T22:49:27Z")
Man, this thread is so gay! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![\_Uigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e9a140/32.png) [@\_Uigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Uigi)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/130 "2002-06-01T23:12:13Z")
You just don’t get it, do you? Trying to shove your little problems with YOUR LIFESTYLE in our face(s) only ties up server time/performance. You’re either are gay, or you aren’t. I COULD CARE LESS! Additionaly, this thread does absolutely DIDDLE to eliminate ignorance; time to pick a more relevent topic… ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/131 "2002-06-01T23:26:01Z")
**’Uigi** , would you like your cock sucked by a guy who really knows how? Then you could get over you closety case hostilty toward honest gay men. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/132 "2002-06-01T23:27:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 'Uigi \* > \*\*Hastur, > > So, you’re a fag. Get over it and shut your pie hole. You are a touchy thing. \*\* I’ve never done this before but … 5…4…3…2… > [@](#): > > _Another gem originally posted by 'Uigi_ > Additionaly, this thread does absolutely DIDDLE to eliminate ignorance; time to pick a more relevent topic… If nothing else it helps us identify the bigoted and ignorant among us. ---
**Author:** ![Castaldi\_of\_the\_Mazzharat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@Castaldi\_of\_the\_Mazzharat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Castaldi_of_the_Mazzharat)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/133 "2002-06-01T23:27:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 'Uigi \* > \*\*You just don’t get it, do you? Trying to shove your little problems with YOUR LIFESTYLE in our face(s) only ties up server time/performance. > > You’re either are gay, or you aren’t. I COULD CARE LESS! > > Additionaly, this thread does absolutely DIDDLE to eliminate ignorance; time to pick a more relevent topic… \*\* Hey, didn’t he prove it’s not a lifestyle yet? Anyways, who says you have to read the damn post? Don’t waste your time on a click to this post if you don’t like the topic. I think everyone could care less whether or not you could care less. Trying to shove your little problems with this post only ties up server time/performance. I happen to think this is a good post, even though I’m a straight man, so I like its continuation. You don’t have to click it or read it. Unfortunately, for me to read it, I have to put up with your drivel. The only thing I see that would do any good eliminating ignorance is to stop your lame ass from posting. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/134 "2002-06-02T00:04:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 'Uigi \* > \*\*You just don’t get it, do you? Trying to shove your little problems with YOUR LIFESTYLE in our face(s) only ties up server time/performance. > > You’re either are gay, or you aren’t. I COULD CARE LESS! > > Additionaly, this thread does absolutely DIDDLE to eliminate ignorance; time to pick a more relevent topic… \*\* So, besides your opinion, is there any proof that this thread hasn’t made a little difference? See, if it hadn’t affected you in someway I doubt you’d be posting with such vitriol. You are proving my point. I do not have a lifestyle. I have a life. Lives are as individual and different as snowflakes; there may be a few that are similar, but each has their difference. Now… how is desiring equal rights and freedom from persecution shoving things in your face? Regarding server performance… I supremely doubt that my thread or the posts to it harm performance any more than having to deal with rants like yours confuses it and makes it want to cry for the massive ignorance you are showing. Of course, that’s just my opinion… I could be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/135 "2002-06-02T04:34:59Z")
> [@](#): > > Trying to shove your little problems with YOUR LIFESTYLE in our face You _wish_ I was shoving something in your face. Now go away. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/136 "2002-06-02T06:30:42Z")
Last time I checked, threads in the Pit didn’t require the fighting of ignorance (and it obviously failed in your case, **Uigi** ). So fuck off. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/137 "2002-06-02T06:52:39Z")
Judging from previous posts from **'Uigi** , fighting ignorance on this front would take a couple of Panzer companies and the entire operating budget of Desert Storm. jayjay ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/138 "2002-06-02T07:06:45Z")
Oh, and one more thing, **'Uigi** , a big, hearty FUCK YOU for interrupting the thread just after I _finally_ got **gobear** to notice me. Now back to the flirting. I am _such_ a hop-head, **gobear**. The only thing that could make Sierra Nevada Pale Ale any better is if they added a few more pounds of hops to the boil. ---
**Author:** ![\_Uigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e9a140/32.png) [@\_Uigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Uigi)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/139 "2002-06-02T21:05:08Z")
Maybe it should. 15+hours and no follow-ups sounds like a certifiably dead monkey. “Nurse, check for brain wave activity…None? Damn, guess it’s a goner.” ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-fucknugget-this-is-not-a-lifestyle/110781/140 "2002-06-02T21:37:27Z")
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