# Dear gluteus maximus, your sig is too big **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 8, 2004, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204 "2004-03-08T23:37:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/1 "2004-03-08T23:37:00Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4619312&postcount=58](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4619312&postcount=58) your sig is about 3 lines too long(2 if you’re not including the line break), and it’s demeaning to me to boot! note to everyone, so the jackass doesn’t confuse you, that quote’s a joke( and also my signature). ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/2 "2004-03-09T00:02:54Z")
“Dear”? This is still the pit, right? I’m so disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/3 "2004-03-09T00:12:03Z")
btw, his sig, as it stand right now, is: BIG WORDS HURT, BIG WORDS KILL MY FATHER WAS KILLED BY A BIG WORD IN A MILL LOTS OF WORDS AREN’T BIG, USE THEM (drum solo) – NHIBI, while the rest of us go on fighting ignorance My advice to you, you inimical cabbage, is to lurk until you learn, as I have, to minimize your idiocy when posting. – gadfly also, queen tonya, i called him a jackass. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/4 "2004-03-09T00:15:14Z")
Oh, junior modding. Really fucking brilliant, dude. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/5 "2004-03-09T00:17:25Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Oh, junior modding. Really fucking brilliant, dude. :rolleyes: The ironing is delicious. ---
**Author:** ![Tinkertoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f19dbf/32.png) [@Tinkertoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinkertoy)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/6 "2004-03-09T00:18:09Z")
Waiter! May I see the whine list? ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/7 "2004-03-09T00:20:45Z")
So, report the post, then have a nice, big glass of Shut the Fuck Up. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/8 "2004-03-09T00:20:58Z")
Does that button **Thread Tools** mean what I think? ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/9 "2004-03-09T00:21:59Z")
> [@Tinkertoy](#): > > Waiter! May I see the whine list? :rolleyes: If you have a problem with it, don’t post. You’re just wasting your efforts, as I sure as hell don’t care what you think(well, enough to tell you I don’t care if you find my rant whiny or lame. Once). ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/10 "2004-03-09T00:22:02Z")
> [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > The ironing is delicious. My nipples explode with delight. ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/11 "2004-03-09T00:23:21Z")
> [@GMRyujin](#): > > So, report the post, then have a nice, big glass of Shut the Fuck Up. Where is this ‘report post’ function? ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/12 "2004-03-09T00:24:30Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > My nipples explode with delight. I do not think what you are saying is what you think it means. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/13 "2004-03-09T00:27:03Z")
This is not about his sig being too big, it’s about **GM** making fun of you, **NHIBI**. At least be mature enough to admit it. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/14 "2004-03-09T00:28:20Z")
> [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > I do not think what you are saying is what you think it means. That has got to be the most godawful butchering of a PB quote ever. What the fuck do you mean about ironing? ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/15 "2004-03-09T00:29:21Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > That has got to be the most godawful butchering of a PB quote ever. What the fuck do you mean about ironing? Ironing = Irony. Simpsons Quote. ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/16 "2004-03-09T00:31:38Z")
I butchered a quote, you did not understand a quote. We are on equal, and sexy, footing. Ilsa Lund, can we kiss? ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/17 "2004-03-09T00:33:18Z")
> [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > I butchered a quote, you did not understand a quote. We are on equal, and sexy, footing. > > Ilsa Lund, can we kiss? Don’t make me go Herbert Kornfeld Medieval all over your punk ass. ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/18 "2004-03-09T00:34:42Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > This is not about his sig being too big, it’s about **GM** making fun of you, **NHIBI**. At least be mature enough to admit it. I was mainly annoyed because he was potraying me as unintelligent by not putting it in context. However, I made the rule breaking part the most important part because on this board we must abide by the rules firstly. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/19 "2004-03-09T00:34:59Z")
NHIBI: Go away, you chicanerous rutabaga. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/20 "2004-03-09T00:36:49Z")
> [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > I was mainly annoyed because he was potraying me as unintelligent by not putting it in context. However, I made the rule breaking part the most important part because on this board we must abide by the rules firstly. Bullshit. You are just a stupid, jealous and petty motherfucker. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204.md?page=2)