# Dear gluteus maximus, your sig is too big

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 8, 2004, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204 "2004-03-08T23:37:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-gluteus-maximus-your-sig-is-too-big/233204/101 "2004-03-11T21:25:00Z")

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> [@dantheman](#):
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> Me, I like to use laudatory quotes as my sig, because I’m woefully insecure, and I covet nice things said about me like they’re the Holy Grail and a Cubs World Series combined.

Grail in 4. Those airborne coconuts would get in the way of the Cubs.

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